Corrupt a wish

[John Pone]

well now you broke it even further
[i wish for the guy above me to fall asleep when i'm here

...for no reason at all]

[MrSpyro]

I wish I had friends on this forum.

[Chromastone64]

Now you do, but they keep forgetting your name.


I wish more people liked Final Fantasy XIII (the whole XIII series in general)

[RosemaryRemedy]

Granted, but now they fangirl/fanboy more than you do.
I wish that...I had a cute, little, innocent babby Rarity. 

[SaturdaySunshine]

Wish granted, but your baby rarity is a baby with extremely smelly fecal matter, enjoy your smelly baby!



I wish for... An amazing painted robotic arm, on my arm.

[Ramisha]

Tadaaaa! You get a robotic arm covered in paint latched onto your arm. You can't take it off. And its grip is so firm it kinda hurts....
I wish for a blue feather.

[StaticBoom]

Here you go one blue feather! Cept it's the size of a large rat....and it's stuck in your throat.

I wish for my band to get signed to a label!

[Ramisha]

granted

Spoiler: show

I wish for magic tabi that make you a ninja.

[StaticBoom]

RAM THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL 

Sure, except you change into a random ninja, your appearance and everything about you changes to that ninja, you do not know who you are anymore.

[MrSpyro]

^Wishes for a bowl of chicken soup

Granted, here's your Scootaloo soup!

I wish for a coincidence

#Paradoxtime

[Jaywo]

Granted, but it turns out to be humiliating.

I wish to bring a character to life.

[MrSpyro]

As a zombie.

I wish for my homework to be done.

[Firefly]

3 years after the deadline

I wish for a hamster 

[Jaywo]

It's a vamp hamster.

I wish for my mail to be deliver via Derpy.

[Firefly]

she got lost in space while trying to ride the Tardis to work

I want Celestia to turn evil

[Jaywo]

Granted, but she is overthrown by Luna.

I wish to visit Equestria as my OC.

[Firefly]

on the day of the pony world apocalypse

I wish Pinkie's hair were cotton candy

[Sakura_Blossom]

But then she ate it XD

I wish for a rainbow....

[Jaywo]

Your at the end of it and the pot of gold manifests in your body like a game glitch.
"OHMEGERD, look at the pot person!"

I wish to be luna.

[Firefly]

sorry, luna's out-of-stock. Care for a Nightmare Moon?

I wish I were one of the crusaders