Corrupt a wish

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, but you have to reimagine the entire math system... All on your own!



I wish for a piece of chocoalte. Milk chocolate.

[Sakura_Blossom]

It comes to like and runs away.

I wish My dog would stop barking at a shoe.

[Twilight Blossom]

Granted, but now your dog is barking at you. (Yay for rhymes!)

[Jaywo]

You broke the game!
*wishes for a duck*
You named it Chuck, and someone throws it at you.

I wish for a book.

[Chromastone64]

Granted, but you open it only to find it's a magical, ploddingly written Power Ponies fanfiction, and now you're stuck there.

[Twilight Blossom]

You broke the game!

My brain isn't here today. Sorry!
Chromastone broke the game too! So...

*wishes for a duck*
You named it Chuck, and someone throws it at you.

I wish for a spike named Dragon!

[Chromastone64]

Granted, but it's not a spike, it's a thorn.
I wish  someone could control the hug epidemic spreading across these threads.

[Snowcraft_Pony]

Granted, but they don't care.

I wish I was a vampony.

[Jaywo]

Your a bloodsucking nightmare, and will never find a special somepony!

I wish for my own library complete with my own non-fire breathing dragon.

[Twilight Blossom]

Granted, but you get a water-breathing dragon that drools extreme amounts of water in his sleep.

I wish for a ponyfied version of Lollipop Chainsaw where you play as Twilight Sparkle!

[Jaywo]

Lol idk what that even is.
Granted, but she's all deformed and buggy.

I wish for the best duck face selfie evar.

[Twilight Blossom]

Granted, but it's photo-bombed by a duck that asks if you got any grapes.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much

[Jaywo]

Granted because we all wish that. Jk.

I wish I had wingsssss!

[Twilight Blossom]

Granted but they're made of wax!

I wish I had a Celestia pillowcase to match my Luna pillowcase!

[Chromastone64]

Granted, but you also get A Chrysalis and Cadance set of cases aswell. (How is this bad again...?)

I wish I could use unicorn magic.

[Jaywo]

You also grown a weird unsightly horn.

I wish my cat would stop screaming.

[Snowcraft_Pony]

Granted. Now your neighbors wont stop screaming.

I wish, I could think of a wish. 

[S_Realm]

Granted but your wish creates a paradox which causes the universe to implode setting up the stage for FF: Equestria XIV.

I wish for more hugs.

[Twilight Blossom]

Granted, but you also get A Chrysalis and Cadance set of cases aswell. (How is this bad again...?)

(The more the better! )

Granted, but you can't hug back!

I wish my cups wouldn't have a crack in them every time I go to Dairy Queen to get a shake

[Chromastone64]

Granted, because now there are no cups at all.
I wish FF: Equestria XIV was a real game.
(also is it convieniant that i just got FF XIV a couple of hours ago?)