Corrupt a wish

[Ramisha]

granted, now it's worse
I wish for a cheesecake

[MrSpyro]

It's a lie. 
I wish I understood computers.

[DawnsEmbrace]

Granted, but the computers become sentient, and evolve into something no mortal can comprehend.

I wish I had a WHOOOOOLE kitchen.

[ChibiGrrl]

Granted, but it's stocked with styrafoam plates and bowls, plastic eating utensils, solo cups, and those really cheap pots and pans that lose their protective layer each time you make eggs 

I wish for a walk-in fridge full of my favorite candy! 

[DawnsEmbrace]

Granted, but all the candy is behind bullet-proof glass, and you have to pay $20 dollars for anything.

The earth is round, I wish there was no up or down. 

[RosemaryRemedy]

Granted, but you're in a coma.
I wish all of my favorite characters were real.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, but a few evil characters get thrown in there too, so say bye bye to Earth!

I wish for a computer.

[RosemaryRemedy]

((Did not see that coming.))
Granted, but it's a haunted computer.
I wish that my homework would do itself.

[MrSpyro]

It gets all of the answers wrong.
I wish to live in cloudsdale as my OC.

[Nyvette]

Granted but then Cloudsdale is destroyed.
I wish I could go on an adventure with the Eleventh Doctor.

[alexandas]

Granted but you get stuck in the TARDIS and can't do anything fun.

I wish for more chocolate milk

[ChibiGrrl]

Granted, but it's not chocolately enough!

I wish that Hayao Miazaki wasn't retiring  (he produces Studio Ghibli movies such as Ponyo, Spirited Away, The Secret World of Arriety, etc.)

[DawnsEmbrace]

...HHHRRRRRRNG...
Nope, I can't do it.  I can't corrupt that wish. 
Granted, and nothing bad happens.

I wish I wasn't so sentimental.

[MrSpyro]

Granted. There goes your personality!
I wish to boop Twilight Sparkle on the nose

[ChibiGrrl]

Granted, the next day Pinkamena shows up at your house 

I wish I had the funds to go to the MLP-MSP Convention (My Little Pony-Minneapolis/St. Paul)

[MrSpyro]

You have juuust enough money to go, so now you're broke.
I wish for cryokinesis

[DawnsEmbrace]

Granted, but you actually get pyrokinesis.

I wish...For Pinkie Pie to visit my house!

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, she visits your house! For a few seconds!



I wish for ice powers like Elsa.

[MrSpyro]

(That's what cryokinesis is)
Granted, but you are now cold-blooded.

[DawnsEmbrace]

Spyro, you broke the game.
Wish for something mate.