Oh, silly brain

[AAA13]

Me: This is getting off-topic.
Brain: This is all off-topic.
Me: *Checks* Oh god, you're right.

me: Off-topic.
brain: Hot Topic.
me: Oooh, there's a sale at Hot Topic. I wanna go...
brain: There's always a sale at Hot Topic.
me: They tempt me with their emails. I want more Gir and Tripp.
brain: Think they have brony stuff?
me: That's where I got my brony shirt from. ... They're such sell-outs a lot.
brain: Sad.
me: Bittersweet.

Me: Ugh, why do I even bother reading minds anymore? They never think anything weird
Brain: Its coz your weird and like to.
Me: SHOVE IT BRIAN!
Brain:...

me: Destinifrrp Kleshniklolo the 3rd.
brain: That's not an easy nickname to say.
me: Waffles.
brain: Mmmm... IHOP.
me: IHORPWAFAS.
brain: Why did we used to watch Hannah Montana?
me: It used to be kinda funny.

Me: Still... sucking... epicly...
Brain: For once, I agree with you.
Me:I ate-hay oo-yay o-say uch-may Ian-bray...
Brain: Whut???
Me: Lol, Ian-bray oesn't-day ow-knay Ig-pay Atin-lay.

[PrincessButton]

me: Destinifrrp Kleshniklolo the 3rd.
brain: That's not an easy nickname to say.
me: Waffles.
brain: Mmmm... IHOP.
me: IHORPWAFAS.
brain: Why did we used to watch Hannah Montana?
me: It used to be kinda funny.

Brain: IHORPWAFAS
Me: International House of Reasonably Priced Water and Fries and Stuff.
Brain: You... remember...?
Me:

Me: ...Hannah Montana reference...?
Brain: *flashback to childhood*
Me: ...

[Lord of Madness]

Me: brain what have i just read?>
Brain: I have... no clue...

[Cryoid]

Me: brain what have i just read?>
Brain: I have... no clue...

Brain:  Who do we have here?
Me: Oh, this is Madness
Brain: MADNESS? No! This. is. SPARTA!!!

[Chishio Kunrin]

brain: Sorry for freaking out.
me: It's ok. Just don't do it again.
brain: Your dream was so confusing.

[Stitchin Time]

Me: My stomach hurts.

Brain: Quickly! Pm somepony!

Me: Shut up.

[AAA13]

Brain: -tries to sneak out of house in middle of night-
???: ALARM! ALARM! ALARM!
Brain:
Me: MWAHAHAHAAA! I HAVE YOU NOW BURGA- oh, wait, its just Brian.
hai Brian! Meet my alarm-fairy! -points at fairy thats 1 inch tall-
Brain: , what is she supposed to-
Fairy: ALARM! ALARM! ALARM!
Brain:
Me: -yelling- SHES REALLY LOUD, EH? WELL, NIGHT BRIAN! -goes to bed and falls alseep straight away-
Brain: -something inside snaps-
Me: -wakes up and finds crazy Brain- I knew you'd come around eventualy Brian!

[Flamestriker]

Me: Hey brain!
Brain: Hello....
Me: You're not that energetic today, aren't you?
Brain: That's because.... I am being attacked.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! By what?
Brain: Your imagination....
Me: Oh well, carry on.
Brain:  NOOOOOOOOOOO!

^ Literally, that's how my brain usually gets attacked.

[Little Judas]

So, this morning when I just poured milk in my cereal:

Me: All right, now all I need is a spoon and we can go upstairs and watch House...
Brain: It's in the drawer to your left.
Me: Thank you.
*Opens drawer and grabs a spoon*
Me: OK, lets go.
*Walking towards the stairs*
Brain: Euh, still don't have a spoon.
Me: Yes I do, it's in my right hand.
Brain: *Sigh* That's a knife you're holding.

[LaptopCommandStation]

Brain:Hey, i'm gonna get really dizzy in a minute, you ok with that?
Me:Erm, no, I'm driving at 70mph on the 401
Brain:Nah, I think i'm really gonna shut down now
Me:Can you at least let me EXIT before you go all wonky on my
Brain:*BSOD*
me:Uh oh
Brain-Reboot complete, still alive?
me-*Has a Panic Attack, get the hay off the 401, pulls over and passes out for 2 hours....*

True story, I blacked out for no reason for..i think a few seconds on the canadian equivalent of a US interstate(On my way to pick up a special item).  I still have no idea what happened but it's the 2nd time this week I blacked out.

[Lord of Madness]

Brain:Hey, i'm gonna get really dizzy in a minute, you ok with that?
Me:Erm, no, I'm driving at 70mph on the 401
Brain:Nah, I think i'm really gonna shut down now
Me:Can you at least let me EXIT before you go all wonky on my
Brain:*BSOD*
me:Uh oh
Brain-Reboot complete, still alive?
me-*Has a Panic Attack, get the hay off the 401, pulls over and passes out for 2 hours....*

True story, I blacked out for no reason for..i think a few seconds on the canadian equivalent of a US interstate(On my way to pick up a special item).  I still have no idea what happened but it's the 2nd time this week I blacked out.

sometimes brains are evil.. Ether way I would still ask a doctor about that o3o

[Sea Foam]

Me: Oh, this thread popped up again.

Brain: Wanna post in it?

Me: Nah.

Brain: Oh, okay.

Me: Wait, what?

Brain: Problem?

[Lord of Madness]

Brain: It is time...
Me: ... f-for what?
Brain: dont u worry bout it...

*later*

ME: AAAHHH I SHOULD HAVE BEEN WORRIED ALL ALONG

[Chishio Kunrin]

Earlier:

me: *Picks up Callie*
Callie: Mamow.
mom: *Pets Callie* My name is mama.
brain: She said "My name is Llama."
me: Llama?
mom: Yeah.
brain: Drama Llama!~
me: That's.. weird.
mom: If that's not my name, then why do you call me mama?
me: OH. I thought you said llama.
mom:
brain: Llama song.
me: Didyoueverseeallamakissallamaonallama, llamallamallamallama llama llama duck!
mom:
brain:

[Stitchin Time]

Brains=Evil

[AAA13]

Brains=Evil

My brain makes me go nuts (like totally INSANE) at the worst times.
I know when its gonna happen coz my pupils dialate and the world seems cloudy... Then I normaly wake up chewing on a piece of furnature or someones leg.

[Stitchin Time]

Brains=Evil

My brain makes me go nuts (like totally INSANE) at the worst times.
I know when its gonna happen coz my pupils dialate and the world seems cloudy... Then I normaly wake up chewing on a piece of furnature or someones leg.

How... do I respond?

[Little Judas]

Brains=Evil

My brain makes me go nuts (like totally INSANE) at the worst times.
I know when its gonna happen coz my pupils dialate and the world seems cloudy... Then I normaly wake up chewing on a piece of furnature or someones leg.

How... do I respond?

With a question, what kind of furniture.

[AAA13]

Brains=Evil

My brain makes me go nuts (like totally INSANE) at the worst times.
I know when its gonna happen coz my pupils dialate and the world seems cloudy... Then I normaly wake up chewing on a piece of furnature or someones leg.

How... do I respond?

I dunno.
I never remember what happens, other people tell me.
And here is an on-topic demonstration:

Brain: Time for me to have funz...
Me: Umm... Brian? Why is the... -shutdown-
Brain: -rebooting-
Me: -running around like a crazy person and trying to eat people-

*2 hrs later*

Brain: Reboot complete.
Me: WTH JUST HAPPENED?!?

[Sponk]

I know when its gonna happen coz my pupils dialate and the world seems cloudy... Then I normaly wake up chewing on a piece of furnature or someones leg.

How... are you not in a mental hospital?