Oh, silly brain

[Chishio Kunrin]

me: *Watching Youtube. An ad appears* What is this? *Hovers mouse over, it says "Silent Hill 3D"* Oh. Ehh.. I guess I'll watch it. But the Skip Ad button is right there if you freak me out too much.
brain: So, Silent Hill is coming to 3DS?
me: I guess so. Wait. This looks live action.
brain: Live action cutscenes?
me: Probably. ... Wait a minute... This...
brain: is a movie.
me:

[Lord of Madness]

me: *Watching Youtube. An ad appears* What is this? *Hovers mouse over, it says "Silent Hill 3D"* Oh. Ehh.. I guess I'll watch it. But the Skip Ad button is right there if you freak me out too much.
brain: So, Silent Hill is coming to 3DS?
me: I guess so. Wait. This looks live action.
brain: Live action cutscenes?
me: Probably. ... Wait a minute... This...
brain: is a movie.
me:

I'm sorry buy LOL

[AAA13]

me: *Watching Youtube. An ad appears* What is this? *Hovers mouse over, it says "Silent Hill 3D"* Oh. Ehh.. I guess I'll watch it. But the Skip Ad button is right there if you freak me out too much.
brain: So, Silent Hill is coming to 3DS?
me: I guess so. Wait. This looks live action.
brain: Live action cutscenes?
me: Probably. ... Wait a minute... This...
brain: is a movie.
me:

Brain: -takes a break from panicing- Wait whuuuuuut?
Me: Shut up Brian and stop eavsdropping! -turns on T.V-
T.V: *we are taking a break from our ususal subliminal messaging from the government for this special news bullitin*
Brain: 
Me: SHHHHHH BRIAN!!! -turns back to T.V-
T.V: *AAA13, the nutcase extrodinare, has still not been captured. Anybody who: sees her, hears about her, or even thinks they smell her must report to the police imidiatly to be arrested just in case they are her.
Oh, wait, she killed all the police.
Ok, now you can all panic and run around screaming, we have to wait for her demands so she wont kill us all.
Have a good day * -end transmission-
Peopleoftheworld: -running around in a blind panic-
Brain:...
Me: -evil smile- My time to shine! -walks outside-
Peopleoftheworld: -stop panicing and wait for the demands-
Me: I want... PONIES!!! AND GUMMY-BEARS!!! SOUR ONES!!!
And I want the world to be mine and everyone to be a pony by midnight or you'll get SPACED!!!
Have fun with your new pony lives!!!
Peopleoftheworld: -get sour-gummy-bears and begin the pony-fying-
Me: Brian, you know what to do.
Brain: -sighs- And so it begins...
(The color coding is coz I wanted you to know what was what and I got confused while writing this post )

[Stitchin Time]

Brain: *Reads AAA13's post* Stitch...
Me: Yes?
Brain: I hail you.
Me: You better.

[AAA13]

Brain: *Reads AAA13's post* Stitch...
Me: Yes?
Brain: I hail you.
Me: You better.

Me: -walks into Stitchin's house and eats all her (insert fav food here) then runs away-
Brain: -braces for death-
Me: Brian, get back to making people pony-fy themselves and thier stuff. -laugh- NOW!!!
Brain: Ok AAA13.
Me:

[Stitchin Time]

Stitchin' Time: AAA13 eat Stitchin' Time's muffins, Stitchin' Time eats AAA13. *Grabs AAA13 and starts noming her head*

[AAA13]

Stitchin' Time: AAA13 eat Stitchin' Time's muffins, Stitchin' Time eats AAA13. *Grabs AAA13 and starts noming her head*

Me: Meh. -walks away as her head is being nom-ed-
Brain: - 's at AAA13's calmness-
Me: BRUNO!!!!
Bruno: -appears from nothingness-
Me: I think I founded you a person to be friends with besides me!
Bruno: -barks- -bounds into Stitchin's house and licks Stitchen's face-

[Stitchin Time]

Stitchin' Time: *Rewires his brain to only obey Stitchin'*
Brain: And so it begins...

[AAA13]

Bruno: -doesn't only obey Stitchin coz hes a dog ghost and is only loyal to AAA13-
Me: BRUNO!!!
Bruno: -vanishes then reappears by AAA13-
Me: -pats head- How was your play-date boy?
Bruno: -barks-
Me: -hugs ghost-dog- I'm glad. You can go now if you want Bru-bru.
Bruno: -barks then vanishes again-
Me: -sighs and reverts to crazy self-
Brain: So shes only crazy when the ghost dog ain't around?!?

[Chishio Kunrin]

me: Roleplaying is happening again.
brain: Should we hide?
me: No. Yes. Um.
brain: Wait, by posting this, we're not hiding.
me: Riiight.

[AAA13]

Brain:...
Me: I'm bored
Brain: Me too. -thinks: Wow, I'm AGGREEING with HER?!? -
Me: I heard that Brian. -sticks brain back in head-
Brain: NOOOOOOOOO!
Me: Shove it Brian, we're goin for a walk.
Brain:
Me:
Brain: ...

[Tiger]

Me: *opens carton of soya bean milk to pour into cup and drink*
*pours and half closes carton*
Mom: "Can you help me lock the door?"
*goes to lock door*

Me: Now, what was I doing again?
Brain: You were going to open the carton and pour soya bean milk.
Me: Oh, right.
*opens and nearly pours in*
Me: Wait a minute, my cup is already half filled!
Brain: *trollface*

[Flamestriker]

Me: Brain?
Brain: YES?
Me: Guess what I wanna do?
Brain: Watch ponies all day with a barrel full of popcorn, a plate of fruit and a glass of water?
Me: EXACTLY.
Brain: But what about your chores?
Me: Who cares? Ponies are top priority!
Brain: YES. THEY SURE ARE.

[AAA13]

Brain:
Me: Wut?
Brain: Its my day to be in charge! MWAHAHAHAHAAHA
Me: Oh yea! -puts brain in head again-
Brain: Hmm... Your going to eat floor gum.
Me: -eats floor gum-
Brain: -makes her eat a dead fly-
Me:
Brain: Umm... Eat the mouldy bread?
Me: Okey! -eats- 
Brain:  Ok, now your scaring me.




*1 day later*
Mom: AAA13! Time to eat your carrots and other gross veggies!
Me: NEVAR!!!!!!!!! -lobs brain at parents and runs away while the brain juice goes every-where-
Brain: AHHHHHHHHHHH -hits wall-
Parents:

[Ezio Auditore da Firenze]

Eh, I wake up at 9 in the morning, playing DayZ until 2 at night. No life at it's finest.

Brain: Go to bed.
Me: Nuuuu I must get find that gillie suit.
Brain:

[Stitchin Time]

Brain: I love you, now night-night time.
Me: Nuuu! Ponies!
Brain: It's not like anypony's messaging you.
Me: Right...
Brain: So...
Me: Draw!
Brain: *Sigh*

[Giggle Tail]

*while working on my comic for my college's newspaper*

Brain: Oooh, I know, do a joke about poniez!!!!

Me: No, Brain, we need to stick to jokes anyone can find funny.

Brain: Oh, yeah.  Hmmmmm.....OH!  How about we break the fourth wall?

Me: Our boss will kill us if we break the fourth wall since it "cheapens the comics page" or something.

Brain: Funny epic storyline?

Me: Nope, can't do epic storylines either since almost nobody reads the school paper regularly.

Brain: .....How much do we get payed for these again?

Me: ......About ten bucks per comic.

Brain: And the paper only runs twice a week?

Me: Yup.

Brain: .....Our job stinks.

Me: I know, Brain.  I know.

[Rokas08]

Brain: You should go to sleep bro...
Me    : LOLNO I just became part of the news team on starbound forums! lolno...
Brain: Fine.. you can have fun being crazy all day because of no sleep...

[Chishio Kunrin]

brain: *Remembers a tune from something*
me: *Hums it* .... What is that from?
brain: LolIdunno.
*20 minutes later*
me: *Has been humming it randomly* .... OH! Llama duck!

[Rissian]

Brain : The time has come to welcome spring and all things warm and green.
Me : No brain this is the 5th time!
Brain : But it's also time to say goodbye it's winter we must clean.
Me : Not this again. 
Brain : gwahahahahaah!
Me : Winter Wrap up! Winter Wrap up!

(This actually happened a lot after I watched winter wrap up, I finally no longer have it stuck in my head anymore.)