Oh, silly brain

[AAA13]

I know when its gonna happen coz my pupils dialate and the world seems cloudy... Then I normaly wake up chewing on a piece of furnature or someones leg.

How... are you not in a mental hospital?

I sometimes wonder that myself.
Maybe coz it doesn't happen often and I don't remember what happens 95% of the time.

[Chishio Kunrin]

Brains=Evil

My brain makes me go nuts (like totally INSANE) at the worst times.
I know when its gonna happen coz my pupils dialate and the world seems cloudy... Then I normaly wake up chewing on a piece of furnature or someones leg.

How... do I respond?

I dunno.
I never remember what happens, other people tell me.
And here is an on-topic demonstration:

Brain: Time for me to have funz...
Me: Umm... Brian? Why is the... -shutdown-
Brain: -rebooting-
Me: -running around like a crazy person and trying to eat people-

*2 hrs later*

Brain: Reboot complete.
Me: WTH JUST HAPPENED?!?

Like this?

[Book Smarts]

My brain likes to wake me up an hour before the alarm 

[Ateren]

Me: Yo brain! I've heard this before but what's the name?
Brain: LOL! No figure it out on your own.
Me: But it's at the tip of my tongue! 
Brain: Then ask your tongue, leave me out of it.
Me: *Sniffle*

It's hard to jog your memory sometimes... I just think our brains often troll us.

[Sponk]

I know when its gonna happen coz my pupils dialate and the world seems cloudy... Then I normaly wake up chewing on a piece of furnature or someones leg.

How... are you not in a mental hospital?

I sometimes wonder that myself.
Maybe coz it doesn't happen often and I don't remember what happens 95% of the time.

You should really ask a doctor about that.

[Lord of Madness]

*walks into kitchen*

me: what was I getting again?
Brain: Ill probably tell you once you get in the shower o3o
me: oh... ooo... k

[Chishio Kunrin]

me: It's hot in here. I think I'll turn the fan up.
brain: WAIT! What does that say, on the computer screen?
me: *Starts reading*
*5 minutes later*
brain: Alright, you were gonna get up and do something.
me: Right. *Goes to get up from my chair, but then freezes and stares off into space* What was it?
brain: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
me: *Blank stare*
brain: Uhhhhhhhh... Hey, it's awfully warm in here.
me: Oh yeah! *Gets up and turns the fan up*

[Stitchin Time]

Brain: Hey remember the Silly Brain thread?

Me: Yeah. Good times, good times. :')

Brain: Necro it.

Me: YES!

[Lord of Madness]

Brain: I remember this place
Me: ya...

[Stitchin Time]

Brain: Don't necro it, it'll die again.

Me: B-but...

[Tiger]

Brain: Shoe
Me: Box
Brain: Shoe
Me: Box
Brain: Shoe
Me: Box
Both: ... WE'RE OBSESSED WITH SHOE BOXES NOW

[Flamestriker]

Me: Meow.
Brain: 
Me: What did you say, brain?
Brain: The meaning of life is....
Me: WHAT! WHAT?!
Brain: Meow.
Me: Cool. So now the meaning of life is meow! Can't wait to tell my friends that?
Brain: Wait.... what.
Me: You don't think I'll keep the meaning of life a secret now, would ya? 

[Lord of Madness]

Brain...
Me:...
Brain...
Me: ITS LIKE WE ARE THE SAME PERSON!

[AAA13]

Real life situation:

Brain: Yay Nic and your mother are gone for the afternoon!
Me: What to do now...

Brain: Watch awesome movies?
Me: Nah... they aren't awesome when you watch them 1000 times...
Brain: Call some friends and trash your house?
Me: I dunno how to use a phone properly, Brian.
Brain: Post pony stuffs on LoE?!?

Me: Letz do it! *grabs milk from fridge* Miylk... *pours huge glasses of milk and drinks while posting on LoE*

(3 hrs later)
Mum: *walks in door to see me drinking milk and muttering about ponies* ... *grabs Nics hand and drags him back out the door* We're going back to Grans.
Nic: *makes a fuss untill he sees me then runs for the gate*

Me&Brain: Yay now we have more time for milk and ponies!

[Chishio Kunrin]

brain: Hey, I know you spent a bunch of time watching Yogscast Minecraft videos before bed, but I'm gonna have you dream about PewDiePie even though you haven't watched any of his videos in a week. Ok? Ok.
me: wat.
brain: Oh, and it's gonna be pretty vague and weird, like a semi-creepy alternate reality in a haunted abandoned town.
me: wat.
brain: Oh, here's a somewhat friendly weird little demon guy.
me: ... wat.
brain: Happy almost Halloween!

[Stitchin Time]

Brain: Watch PewDiePie.

Me: Meh sure.

*An hour later*

Brain: Stop.

Me: No.

Brain: What have I done?

[Flamestriker]

Me: Hey brain?
Brain: Yes?
Me: Why don't you remember?
Brain: Remember what?
Me: My imaginary friend's birthday.
Imaginary friend: WHAT?! Come  here you!
Brain: *flees for cover*
Me: Gets them every time. 

[Little Judas]

Brain: Are you cold?
Me: No.
Brain: Are you nervous?
Me: No.
Brain: Is something wrong?
Me: No, why do you ask?
Brain: Your hands are shaking...

[Flamestriker]

Brain: Hey.... uh.....
Me: Yes brain?
Brain: Would you.... um.....
Me: Yes? 
Brain: Clean up your mind? It's really.... um.... dirty.
Me: Sorry, that's not my job.
Imaginary friend: Yep, it's mine 
Brain: Oh! So will you clean it up?
Imaginary friend: Nope! 
Brain: You enjoy torturing me, huh?
Imaginary friend & I: We sure do 

[SweBow]

Brain: Hey.... uh.....
Me: Yes brain?
Brain: Would you.... um.....
Me: Yes? 
Brain: Clean up your mind? It's really.... um.... dirty.
Me: Sorry, that's not my job.
Imaginary friend: Yep, it's mine 
Brain: Oh! So will you clean it up?
Imaginary friend: Nope! 
Brain: You enjoy torturing me, huh?
Imaginary friend & I: We sure do 

And then you all sat down and watched Twilight: New Moon?