Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  It's old and full of holes!

I wish I knew how to fix pirate ships so I could fix Spacecase's pirate ship.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, you can now repair any ship you want, but you run into the Ship of Theseus problem. At what point during your repairs could the ship be considered a different ship? That question will haunt you for the rest of your life.

I want to become a bestselling novelist.

(It was Samus, yes )

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful potato.  You write one book that manages to appeal to all audiences, so it becomes unbelievably popular.  Then somepony else does it too, but better.  Your fame becomes next to nothing.  I, however, will always remain a loyal fan.  Wait, I'm the one that beat FeverishPegasus?  Well, nevermind then, I guess I'm not an undyingly loyal fan after all because I'm too busy being FAMOUS!

I wish my violin actually made sound (for some reason it won't).

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but it sounds a lot like a frog in pain. It's only good for Modern Art and street performances.

I wish I could have the most expensive instrument known to man.

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful potato.  It's every thinkable instrument grotesquely attached together.  It's impossible to play, and painful to look at.

I wish for friends.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted by the all-powerful potato. However, they are all 2-dimensional, and thus, unable to perceive you. They only know that you exist, and think that you're a pretty cool guy.

I wish for a happier ending to my favorite book.

[moonbeam16]

(NO, I'm the all-powerful potato.  I wished for it earlier.)
Granted by the all-powerful potato.  Your favorite book gets a marginally happier ending.  Also, it gets a terrible sequel that everypony despises.  (What is your favorite book, anyway?)

I wish My friends could see me.

[FeverishPegasus]

(It's actually more of a book series. It's called 'The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide')
(Oh, and sorry about the potato mishap xD)

Granted. Your friends now live in the fifth dimension. They can see you, but only as a fly trapped in amber. Everything that happened to you has already happened, is happening, and will happen.

I wish I could meet Douglas Adams in real life.

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful potato.  You embarrass yourself.  A LOT.

I wish I were in the fifth dimension with my friends.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. Unfortunately due to cutbacks we can only send you to the 2.5 dimension. You have to walk the rest of the way.

I wish I had a rl Fluttershy as a pet.

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful potato.  By "rl" you meant 1" figurine, right?

I wish today was Saturday.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but it's the Saturday right before the end of humanity.

I wish it felt like today was Saturday.

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful potato.  It is Saturday, the one right before the end of humanity.

I wish humanity wasn't about to end.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, it is now Sunday. There are no more humans to end.

What happens on Monday?

[moonbeam16]

(You had no wish, so I'll just answer your question.)
Ponies develop sentience.  And flight.  And magic.  And speech.

I wish I were reborn as one of these new beings.

[FeverishPegasus]

(oops, wrong thread xD)
Granted, but you're an alicorn, and the colors of your mane and fur are neon

I wish I could remember which thread I'm on.

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful potato.  You can now only travel on physical threads.  It is very uncomfortable, so you always know which one you're on.

I wish I could help my friend teach Scratch.  I'm getting my wisdom teeth out right when I'm needed.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted. I make a clone of you, but he still has his wisdom teeth, so he'll have to get them taken out too.

I wish I knew what Scratch was.

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful potato.  It's an easy to learn, drag-and-drop visual programming language made by MIT.

I wish Feverish would try using Scratch.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but I ended up creating this atrocity: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/117459784/

I wish I'd known about this programming website sooner.