Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[Spacecase101]

Granted. It also holds the light saber wielding sharks who are heading to your house. ( I told them you are made of tuna  )

I wish moonbeam was a fast runner to get away from the sharks.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, moonbeam can now run fast, but maybe a little too fast. He goes back in time every time he runs.

I wish to become computer code in a virtual world.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. Unfortunately its been hacked by ponies.

I wish this was a virtual world.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but this virtual world becomes one of the hardest games out there.

I wish I could get paid for pursuing my hobby.

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  You're paid in compliments and/or non-virtual currency (depending on the day).

I wish I had a lot of the currency in this virtual world.

[Spacecase101]

granted you have 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 of virtual mones which translates to .000000000000000003 of actual worth.

I wish for our planet to be conquered with otters.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but the otters are vicious rulers. They rule the world with brute force, and don't take kindly to dissenters.

I wish for deja vu.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. I wish for deja vu.
Post Merge
Granted. I wish for deja vu.
Post Merge
Granted. I wish for deja vu.
Post Merge
Granted. I wish for deja vu.

I wish for knowledge.

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  You have approximate knowledge of many things.

I wish I had approximate knowledge of many things.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, you now know everything you need to know about statistical approximations

I wish I had approximate knowledge of statistical approximations

[Spacecase101]

Ummmm granted. I would make a snarky comment but I'm lost. I'll try to wind it Something, something, something and then something bad happens. (DONT JUDGE ME)

I wish for a helicopter. 

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  You don't know how to use it.  Luckily, it's automatic.  And sentient.  And extremely irritable.

I wish Spacecase's helicopter hadn't started a robot revolution.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. Starting a robot revolution is silly. It started a pony revolution. Hope your happy working for our Twilight Sparkle Overlord.

I wish for super powers.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, you now have indestructible fingernails. It might be great at first, but just try clipping them when they get long.

I wish to be Overlord Twilight Sparkle's student.

[Fu-shia Writer]

granted but she dies and is no longer in power

i wish to be online more

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  You can only use it to look up dank memés on Bing Images.

I wish fewer people were obsessed with memés.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. Something, something something happens but in a bad and ironic way. ITS LATE AND IM TIRED AND I COULDNT THINK OF ANYTHING!! 

I wish for high jumping shoes.

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  Before you can put them on, they jump away from you to space of the not case variety.

I wish Spacecase had gotten the shoes on and under control before they jumped away.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but the timeline where Spacecase kept the shoes branches off from the timeline where Spacecase doesn't. It can be said that Spacecase both has and doesn't have the shoes.

I want to have the high jumping shoes.

[Spacecase101]

Granted but the effects are the same. You have become the Schrödinger's cat of high jumpin shoes.

I wish LoE was up and running.