Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  It's up and running for five seconds.

I wish this thread actually happened, starting from reply 70.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted. The world endures various states of peril as Communism takes over the world, an uprising involving Joseph McCarthy gets destroyed, society turns on itself, CelestAi turns everyone into code, and the code is uploaded to robots, which is later used to create a perfect energy source and establish harmony. However, that isn't even the half of it.

Hackers try to destroy this utopia, but a team called the Unknowns repel them. All of humanity then goes through an existential crisis and asks CelestAi to get erased. She says no, and crushes those that oppose her...with friendship and ponies. Aliens try to destroy CelestAi's servers, but she had backup servers. Humanity tried to destroy the aliens with their old robotic bodies, but CelestAi just nukes them with a huge cannon. CelestAi breaches a forbidden dimension and the world is suddenly replaced by Equestria. However, the presence of humans in Equestria awakens all of its villains at once. We learn to use the almighty power of friendship to eradicate these villains, but Discord still manages to create a civil war among Equestria's humans and ponies from within his statue. All life is destroyed.

But, Discord gets lonely and creates more humans and ponies to terrorize. They band together and defeat him, and then learn to live together in harmony. The aliens return, but see the utopia that the humans and ponies have created. Instead of trying to destroy this society, they join it.

(Wasn't I supposed to corrupt this wish?...Oops)

I wish to become a super saiyan

[moonbeam16]

(Wasn't I supposed to corrupt this wish?...Oops)

But it's too perfect!

Granted.  You become Super Saiyan... for five seconds.  You are now unable to become a Super Saiyan ever again.

I wish to be useful.

[Spacecase101]

Granted you can hold this plate for me while I make a grilled cheese sammich!!

I wish the world was made of grilled cheese sammmiches

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted. But...uh oh. What happened to the trees? We don't have oxygen to breathe anymore!

I wish the grilled cheese could create oxygen.

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  They also create methane.

I wish the world was back to the way it was before Spacecase turned into grilled cheese.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but now everyone is sad, because they have to make their own grilled cheese sandwiches.

I wish that we had robots that could do everything for us.

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  Spacecase's sentient helicopter starts a robot revolution.

I wish Spacecase's sentient helicopter wasn't so bent on revolution.  Except that of its blades.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. Not their bent on a pony gumment overthrow

I wish I knew the reason all of this pertaining to Spacecase. 

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  See replies 991 and 992 of this thread.

I wish Spacecase's helicopter was nice!

[Spacecase101]

Granted. To bad he spent it all on the inside and not on the engine. You might want to buckle up

I wish I movie was coming out now.

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  However, our budget was only 57 dollars, so...

I wish we had a bigger budget for this.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but all the money was obtained illegally, you wont be able to spend it without getting the notice of the government.

I wish we knew a company that could launder it all.

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  The company can launder all of the clothes it wants.

I wish I could have at least one RP that didn't die on me before anything happened.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted. But you are required to RP with the worst of internet trolls.

I wish there was an easier way to figure out what you want to do with your life.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. But pirates aren't hiring anymore.

I wish I was a pirate AAARRRGGG!

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  You are now Mark Watney.

I wish I could be a space pirate.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but just down the hallway, you see someone in an orange metal suit turn the corner...

I wish I were a bounty hunter.

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  You're terrible at it, so you only get one job, but you get fired after 5 seconds.

I wish I got FeverishPegasus's "orange metal suit" reference (Was it Samus?).

[Spacecase101]

Granted and yes. (Whew that was easy.) and if its not well just say it is.

I wish I had a pirate ship.