Corrupt a wish

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted but it's dark.

I wish that there weren't any mosquitoes.

[Ramisha]

granted but as there are no mosquitoes there are no frogs or bats either....and that means there's no Batman.
I wish for a doge

[Rarity Rose]

granted but its fur is shaved off
i wish my friend would come online on steam

[antherax]

she does
but she don't want to play any of the games you want to


I wish my best friend would stop talking about Fluttershy

[Rarity Rose]

granted. but thats because fluttershy dies.
i wish nothing.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Hmmmm...

I wish for great programming skills!

[narwhaliagames]

granted...but i wont corroupt that if you help on my game
i wish i could find good (non-proft) developers for my game

[Rarity Rose]

granted but they put hidden glitches and creepy easter eggs in the game
i wish for this wish to not be corrupted

[Ramisha]

Granted but the world enters a paradox
I wish for superpowers.

[narwhaliagames]

granted but they put hidden glitches and creepy easter eggs in the game
i wish for this wish to not be corrupted

cool

[lemongrass]

Granted but all you can do is make milk ooze out of your skin!
I wish I was a pony ( so predictable)

[Ramisha]

Granted but you're an evil pony 
I wish for being able to listen to my favourite songs anytime. Without anyone looking at me weirdly.

[Rarity Rose]

Granted, but the songs play so loud their bones shatter and eyes fall out (idk, random)
I wish the cutie mark crusaders were less annoying

[antherax]

Granted, but then they are really boring. (like twilight haha justkiddingdonthurtme)

I wish for a shetland pony!

[Rarity Rose]

granted, but after youve had it for a year, people steal it and cut it up and eat it LOL
i wish that everyone was scared so i could feel happy all the time  like pinkie

[lemongrass]

Granted, but then they are really boring. (like twilight haha justkiddingdonthurtme)

I wish for a shetland pony!

Granted but everyone wants you dead!
I wish for more wishes

[GoldenTerrabyte]

And IX NAY on the wishin' for more wishes.

I wish for a laser pointer that makes a yellow dot instead of a red dot.

i wish that everyone was scared so i could feel happy all the time  like pinkie

That's just what Squid Girl would wish for. She loves it when she scares the crap out of people.

[Rarity Rose]

granted, but when u shine it on someones head they go blind
LOL i have gotten one of those read the forum rules things before
I wish jeff the killer was real

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Not granted, he'd kill people.

And yeah, it wasn't a swear even. It begins with C and ends with P. With an R and A in between.

I wish for kitties.

[narwhaliagames]

granted but their rabid kitties that mawl you

i wish i had a copy of jet set radio future