Corrupt a wish

[SolarStorm]

Granted, but it's so scratched, that you can't play it

I wish I knew how to draw ponies in more than one angle 

[Ramisha]

Granted but now you can draw them in 1.5 angles
I wish I knew the lyrics to my favourite songs.

[narwhaliagames]

granted but your tongue gets cut off

i wish i didnt have school today

[Ramisha]

Granted but you're grounded.
I wish I could remember what I dreamed.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, but you forget all other dreams.(which is a good thing for nightmares)

I wish I could go someplace outside the time zone. Never been outside this time zone.

[antherax]

Granted

But then if you try to contact your friends they are all asleep


I wish I had purple hair... yeah

[Dark Hooves]

granted, but the color never comes out no matter how many times you wash it

I wish armored cores were real

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, I lack the knowledge to give a good corrupt.

I wish for... flight!

[byndbored]

Granted you now have a one ticket to the place where you live.
I wish to know how to out smart wish corruption.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted.

And you didn't grant the wish I wished. My wish had nothing to do with tickets. Try again.

[byndbored]

But it was an airplane ticket thus allowing you to fly.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

A very different kind of flight.
So, how about a rephrase? To better convey what I meant.

I wish for the ability to fly without help from machinery.

[SolarStorm]

Granted! But you can never land, and can only keep flying

I wish I was the doctor! 

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, but you never get any feee time, having to help heal any and all patients.(unless you meant a different doctor, like doctor of philosophy or something. Still, the corruption is no free time.)

I wish for a portal to Equestria.

[SuperNovaNightmare]

Granted, but it gets demolished during a accident, and you become stuck their for all eternity.


I wish I didn't get a huge maple doughnut stick.

[lemongrass]

Granted but but you get a huge maple donut stick MADE OF STONE!
I wish for dramatic applause.

[Ramisha]

granted but it's so dramatic it makes everyone cry and there's a flood from all the tears 
I wish for kelpies to be good  :') I like them but they're evil.... this is a kelpie

[lemongrass]

Granted but EVERYONE ELSE IS EVIL! 
I wish for a truffle

[Renatan]

Granted, but inside is a large amount of baby spiders.

I wish for a talking kitten 

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted but it has an attitude.

I wish for a box.