Corrupt a wish

[Ramisha]

Granted but Snake is under it.
I wish for Snake to be real.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, but he's always sneakin' up on you and jumping out when you least expect it.

I wish for Rainstorm to be real.

[GlassMirror]

granted but you get struck by lightning.

I wish I was pie.

[Ramisha]

granted but you're PIE FLAVORED
I wish I had longer hair.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, but you get tangled in it.

I wish I was invincible.

[Ramisha]

granted,but you become ultra tiny.
I wish I could run really fast.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted but it's hard to stop.

I wish people would be faster to reply.

[GlassMirror]

granted, but they don't reply to you   

I wish.... I was in a Zelda game!

[lemongrass]

Granted but you can never return...
I wish I was rich

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted but you become spoiled.

I wish people would reply to everyone, including me, faster.

[lemongrass]

Granted but you never get to sleep for fear of not being able to reply   

[GoldenTerrabyte]

I don't like sleeping anyway.

Please state wish.

I wish my OCs were real.

[antherax]

Granted
But they run back to Equestria 

I wish Fire Emblem was real...

[byndbored]

Granted but there is no way to get there.
I wish I to become my oc?

[antherax]

Granted.
But you have hooves, so you can't do much :b

I wish I was rich

[Ramisha]

granted but there's an inflation
I wish for a drawing tablet.

[antherax]

Granted
but it soon breaks

I wish I was more popular on Youtube

[lemongrass]

Granted but they are all haters and trolls
I wish for cookies!

[antherax]

Granted
They are raisin cookies

I wish I didn't have homework

[lemongrass]

Granted but you have to stay at school 3 hours longer 
I wish for another wish