Corrupt a wish

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted but your pictures come out bad. Meaning this wish didn't give me this picture.

I wish I was in Equestria.

[Ramisha]

Granted,but you are trapped under that red dragon that appears in that one episode! 
I wish I could hug the pony in my picture.

[narwhaliagames]

granted but it's his dead body

I wish ponies would see my new rp queen chrysalis' rule

[Coffee Rush]

Granted, but no one signs up.
I wish I could be more diligent about reading.

[Rarity Rose]

granted and i dont feel like corrupting 
i wish this cat thats my avatar would eat everyone i hate (AND NOT EAT ME!! YOU ARE PREDICTABLE!! )

[narwhaliagames]

Granted, but no one signs up.

...........you are a psychic

[Dark Hooves]

granted and i dont feel like corrupting 
i wish this cat thats my avatar would eat everyone i hate (AND NOT EAT ME!! YOU ARE PREDICTABLE!! )

granted, but the cat eats itself first therefore is useless

I wish for a can of black olives

[Rarity Rose]

Granted, but as soon as you are about to eat one, THEY ALL TURN RED!! 
i wish for 500 cheese in transformice

[narwhaliagames]

granted but the game gets shut down after you get it

i wish i was allowed to nap more

[antherax]

granted but then you go into a comma some how... and you miss school or something
I don't know

I wish I was a pony

[narwhaliagames]

granted but then you go into a comma some how... and you miss school or something
I don't know

yay!

[GlassMirror]

granted but then you go into a comma some how... and you miss school or something
I don't know

I wish I was a pony

Granted, but instead your a donkey.

I wish for a cupcake!

[antherax]

Granted, but it's Rainbow Dash ( so generic)

I wish I was a sister of Mario...

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, but Mario gets lazy and makes you do all his hard work.


I wish I could hug Rainstorm.

[byndbored]

Granted but you get an electric shock in the process.
I wish it would rain fresh black olives from the sky.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

*long and boring scientific explanation why I couldn't get shocked*...Fine.
And I know who can grant that. I'll make a call. *dials*
Hello, Discord? Can you go see this guy? Turn your chocolate rain into olive rain and give it to him. Oh, you busy? Okay, catch ya later. Sorry, corrupted. Can't do it.

I wish for magic.

[Rarity Rose]

granted, but the only thing you can do is make your eyes fall out 
i wish there was a good warrior cats mmo

[antherax]

Granted, but the server crashes because of too many users

I wish I could fly

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted but some idiotic scientists discover you and start trying to capture you and try to do stupid experiments on you to figure out why you can fly.

I wish I could go into Equestria.

[Ramisha]

granted but you are a parasprite! Is that how they're called?
I wish for a huge block of chocolate