Corrupt a wish

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, but they're never gonna let you join their ranks as a fellow ninja!


I wish I had Portal 2!

[MrSpyro]

You have hooves so you can't play it.
I wish to be unbanned from Brohoof.

[ChibiGrrl]

Granted, but then Brohoof sends everyone a mega virus and crashes 

I wish that I lived on another planet, one ruled by talking ponies XD

[DawnsEmbrace]

Granted, but it's ruled by a triple Theocracy of Nightmare Moon, Discord, and Sombra.

I wish I had wings.

[alexandas]

Granted but they are made of wood.
I wish I could be with my girlfriend irl.

[Stalephreak]

You get to spend time with her, but then realize the Matrix had you.

I wish for a battlemech

[dynamite]

You get a battlemech but it's made out of cardboard with the words "Battlemech" spray painted on the chest

I wish I had a pony

[Ramisha]

granted but it's rarity and she just wooooon't stooop whiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
I wish to be reborn as a space dwelling star exploring dragon

[dynamite]

Granted but you're reborn as a dragon that studies star charts and dwells in a space in someone's garage.

I wish I had a whip.

P.S. I love Rarity and her whining though. 

[Ramisha]

Granted but your whip is too awesome for the world to control and it implodes!
the PLASMA whip!!

I wish for a flight craft

[dynamite]

Granted but the flight craft stays in the air it never comes back down.

I wish for a donut.

[alexandas]

Granted but it's four weeks old.
I wish for time travelling powers.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, but you can only travel 5 minutes at a time.

I wish... I wish that I had a kitty!

[MrSpyro]

It's Opal.
I wish to have my very own Gummy.

[Stalephreak]

Granted, but it bounces on it's tushy
I wish, I wish, I was a fish

[dynamite]

Granted but you're turned into a fish on land 10 miles away from the nearest pond

I wish I can fly.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted but it's hard to control. Get used to crashing into stuff!

I wish for a PS4.

Granted, but it bounces on it's tushy
I wish, I wish, I was a fish

Cause fish have better lives than people?

[Stalephreak]

Granted but it's hard to control. Get used to crashing into stuff!

I wish for a PS4.

Granted, but it bounces on it's tushy
I wish, I wish, I was a fish

Cause fish have better lives than people?

It's a reference to an old movie, "The Incredible Mr. Limpet"

[Ramisha]

Congratulations you get a ps4! Illegaly. Now the police is after you.
I wish for a Milka chocolate

[dynamite]

Granted but you get a cocoa tree and a cow.

I wish I had one million dollars.