Corrupt a wish

[zendayafan111]

granted, but i got annoyed and stole them
i wish to be a tree!

[byndbored]

Granted but it's a plastic one.
I wish for a game where you fight against two sides: One magic based, one Sci Fi alien based.

[MrSpyro]

Granted, but it gets copyrighted as soon as it's out.

[zendayafan111]

I WISH TO BE A WOLF :DD

[MrSpyro]

Granted, but because wolves age faster than humans, you get really old and die instantly.
I wish to own a horse.

[zendayafan111]

granted, but it doesnt like you
I wish i had a book!

[MrSpyro]

Granted. It's the monster book of monsters from harry potter.

I wish ALL of the episodes of season 4 came out right now.

[zendayafan111]

granted, but so many people hated it mlp got canceled
i wish i was cool!

[MrSpyro]

You freeze to death.
I wish to be a MALE unicorn.

[zendayafan111]

granted, but everypony hates you
i wish to be friends with fluttershy!

[MrSpyro]

Granted, but Rarity gets jealous and murders you in your sleep.
I wish that everypony didn't hate unicorn me.

[Renatan]

Granted, but they all now love you so much you never have any alone time.

I wish I wrote a book that became famous.

[MrSpyro]

Granted, but everyone is so obsessed with it that you get no recognition.
I wish for this wish to not be granted.

[zendayafan111]

granted, BECAUSE CHU CANT TELL MEH WAT TO DO!
i wish i had a pretzel

[Ramisha]

granted but it's plastic... 
I wish for more time

[ChibiGrrl]

Granted, but it goes by in slow motion!

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie made by Pinkie Pie XD

[tyshaggy99]

Granted!  but its not finished
I wish for chocolate milk 

[DawnsEmbrace]

Granted, but someone mixed mud into it.

I wish I had a EVERY superpower.

[Stalephreak]

Granted, but the superpower of kryptonitic bones nullified the cool powers.
I wish there were something to belieb in.  (not a typo.  I'm not a [Justin] belieber)

[Ramisha]

Granted. But I do not know what belieb means  so you get something else
I wish I knew maths ultra well!