Corrupt a wish

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, but it's hard to take care of!

I wish I had a pet Mudkip.

[zendayafan111]

granted, but it doesn't like you
I wish mlp ponies were real!

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted but you never see them!

I wish I could fly!

[PlatinumJoystick]

Granted, but you are Rainbow Crash from Bridle Gossip.

I wish for a clever thing to say.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, but only you find it clever.



I wish I knew what to wish for!

[zendayafan111]

granted, but that was your last wish
I wish I had pokemon y!

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, but your 3DS suddenly stops working!



I wish I didn't have to wish!

[zendayafan111]

granted, but too bad your now in this thread game FFOOORRREEVVEERR 
I wish for a wish that will grant somepony elses wish

[PlatinumJoystick]

Granted, but their wish is for no one's wish to come true.

I wish for a genie.

[Renatan]

Granted, but he only gives 1 wish and having him was that 1 wish 

I wish I was the supreme overlord of another world 

[DawnsEmbrace]

Granted, but it's a world of heathen barbarians who don't listen to a word you say.

I wish I had a fantastic wish for someone to mess up.

[Ramisha]

granted but you have to mess it up so it's not fantastic anymore!!
I wish I didn't have haphephobia. it hurts 

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, but now you have a WORSE phobia.(Dunno what, it's just worse.)

By the way, I can almost relate. I'm haphephobic about food. I can't stand having food if it's been too close to other food I don't like, whether it's touched the other food or not. Or even if it's something where the other thing wouldn't rub anything off, I still just won't eat it. I don't know if that counts as a form of haphephobia, but I think it's similar, just with food.

I wish I knew how to use roller skates well.

[Redthebrony]

Granted, but you never see roller skates again.

I wish I owned a library!

[zendayafan111]

granted, but its like twilights and it burns to a crisp
I wish i was a pony!

[MrSpyro]

Granted, but a hunter kills it thinking it's a deer.
I wish I had good RP ideas.

[zendayafan111]

granted, but i took your brain because I'm dumb
I wish i had a teddy bear!

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, but a REAL bear finds you with it, thinking it's a baby bear, and gets REALLY mad at you. One word: RUN!

I wish I could turn tiny whenever I want!

[zendayafan111]

granted, but when you turn tiny i squish chu!
i wish i could turn into a dragon!

[GoldenTerrabyte]

You're gonna squish Chu? Who's Chu? No, just kidding, I know what you meant.

Granted, but people are scared of you when you're a dragon.

I wish for... Nothing! Just kidding, I wish for a few dollars!