Corrupt a wish

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Awww, too cute! To cute to corrupt!
The wish is granted. Long live Jambi.

I wish for the next person to get that reference!

[Ramisha]

well your wish is corrupted- I unfortunately didn't get it..... 
I wish for everyone to get a free chocolate.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted but it's dark chocolate. Man, I hate dark chocolate! How does anyone eat it? It's so bitter!

I wish for the ability to summon living things from pictures. Then i'd make Rain real from the pic in my sig!

[Ramisha]

Granted but it's dark chocolate. Man, I hate dark chocolate! How does anyone eat it? It's so bitter!

I wish for the ability to summon living things from pictures. Then i'd make Rain real from the pic in my sig!

Too bad,I love dark chocolate! Well that leaves more for me.
Granted,but some people summon evil people and monsters!
I wish I could speak Italian.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, but you forget English!
Post Merge
I wish I could fly.

[Ramisha]

Granted but someone kidnaps you and runs tests on you!!! 

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Please state wish.

I wish for a kitten!

[lemongrass]

Granted (aaaaaaw I lurve kitties )
I wish for Pringles, the green ones that everyone likes

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Sour Cream and Onion? BEST PRINGLES!!! GRANTED!!!

I wish Rain was real, IN my house. No "but he's far away". I'll be okay with "but he's invisible" though.

[narwhaliagames]

granted but somebody killed him and the cops think you did it

I wish rin and len were real and my best friends irl

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted but they die and you're accused.

I wish for a box.

[Asterian Starfall]

Granted, but it is made of sulfur hexafluoride. (A poisonous gas heavier than air.)

I wish for my writing skills to land me a job here.

[Shadow Blitz]

Granted, but you make $0.01 an hour.

I wish I didn't have to go to school so I could do more pony-related things.

[Asterian Starfall]

Granted, but you make $0.01 an hour.

I wish I didn't have to go to school so I could do more pony-related things.

Well the job is more or less volunteer work, so that would actually be generous of them.
Granted, but now Pinkie Pie is stick to you like glue.

I wish to be... an Alicorn!
"Heavy is pretty princess!" - The Heavy on costume choices

[lemongrass]

Granted but Celestia feels threatened and kills you 

I wish I was a shapeshifter!

[narwhaliagames]

granted but your a changling working for queen chrysalis in my rp and the rebels hunt you down

I wish there were more ponies on right now

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted but all the idiots on the forum come on.

I wish I could jump really high.

[Asterian Starfall]

Granted, but you jump too high and break through the ozone layer.
"WA-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!" - The Scout on jumping close to the sun.

I wish for a date with Rarity.
Doesn't even need to be a "date", just meet her in a social setting.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, but she doesn't get along well with you.

I wish I had extremawesomazing dance skills.

[Ramisha]

Granted,but you can only dance to the "Gentleman" song. The one by PSY.
I wish I could draw faster.