Make up a secret about the person above you

[Chromastone64]

Is still secretly trying to set me up with Chrysalis...help...

[Greyscaleisme]

Secretly wants to be set up with Crissy.

[Peace Keeper]

Are secretly hiding somewnere near me! (I did not hid him/her)

[Gingineer]

Peacekeeper has a box under his bed filled with other people's grocery store receipts

[Peace Keeper]

( I think I got every receipt from every person who posted on this thread with their last 4 digits of their credit and debits  )
(Also, you people do buy a lot of Cheetos, Red Bull, cat food, and MLP vinyl figurine)

When home alone, secretly has only underwear, socks, and a shirt dancing and singing like this

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[Grizzly]

Secretly listens to that song 23 hours a day!

[Peace Keeper]

Secretly knows I turn the radio to sing to the song above in the shower.

[Grizzly]

Secretly has an army of bunnies ready to take over Equestria so that he can truly keep peace.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Secretly has a secret!

[Peace Keeper]

To Grizzly:
Its actually Angel that wants to rule, and throwing my name in as leader. Also, just the multiplication itself is enough for them to take over.

L...Let's continue.

Secretly knows that secret.

[Grizzly]

secretly likes confusing little fillies

[Peace Keeper]

Let me answer it in my most favorite way

Secretly shuffles cards in a way where all the wild draw 4 cards are on her hands (hooves?  )

[Grizzly]

Whats a wild card?


Is actually CELESTIA!!! *bows*

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Secretly wants a secret sandwich

[Peace Keeper]

To Grizzly:
Congratulations my fellow subject. You finally figured the puzzle.

To Yellowpikmin476:
I now crave a delicious peanut butter banana sandwich

Secretly knows the secret to becoming an alicorn.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Secretly doesn't know that the secretest of secretly secret sandwiches is the Krabby Patty.

[Peace Keeper]

Secretly has a secret box

[Grizzly]

Secretly throws naughty fillies in the canterlot cave

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Secretly knows that the best part of a secret is secretly telling someone your secret! Thus adding a secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly!

[Peace Keeper]

That is what the fillies call the time out box in school now?

Secretly is trying to send me to the moon  :'(

*EDIT: Uh oh, wrong person!

Secretly has an embarrassing snapshot of the pony above at the Grand Galloping Gala