ask a question and and get silly answers~

[FeverishPegasus]

I did a lot of scientific 'research' and came up with this: Why not?

What is my purpose?

[Spacecase101]

MONEY!!

Why are hamburgers called hamburgers when they come from a cow?

[moonbeam16]

The inventor knew people at the time liked pig burgers (gross), but beef was cheaper.  So, he made beef burgers and marketed them as 'ham'burgers.

Why do people like to eat pig, despite the fact that science has proven that it is bad for one's health?

[Spacecase101]

One word: BACON!!

Why is der sky blue?

[frío]

the Blue birds fly, The blue birds cover the sky. so no bread outside kids!


Why ARE memes REAL?! 

[Spacecase101]

 

[moonbeam16]

So people can look up dank memés on Bing images.

Why does the sun set red?

[FeverishPegasus]

To make it harder to see the watermark on stock photos.

Why does my heart go on beating?

[moonbeam16]

Because you breathe.

Why do we breathe?

[Spacecase101]

Because your body has nothing better to do.

When can I fly?

[moonbeam16]

I don't know for sure. All I get when I run the numbers is that it has something to do with pigs.

Why is science?

[Spacecase101]

MAGIC!! 

Why do mosquitoes bite?

[moonbeam16]

Because they're female.

Why do only female mosquitoes bite?

[moonbeam16]

Because matter is lazy.

Why does matter have mass?

[FeverishPegasus]

Because it's Catholic.

Why does mass affect gravity?

[Spacecase101]

They have nothing better to do.

Why isn't the universe made out of spaghetti?

[FeverishPegasus]

The flying spaghetti monster created it.

Would the phrase 'I think, therefore I am' be considered a valid way to view consciousness?

[moonbeam16]

No, because you think when you dream.

Do other animals truly think?

[Spacecase101]

Yes. They think mostly of der spaghetti mentioned earlier.

What is consciousness? Besides otters. (otters are everything)

[FeverishPegasus]

Since otters are everything, that means consciousness is otters.

Why are otters everything?