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Title: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Kelvin on 2014 Oct 21, 01:28:13
how tis game work~

pony 1: why the sky is blue?
pony 2: because its not green.can i go to equestria?
pony 3:yes when you are dreaming...


and so on~ :3

lets start tis game~
why rainbow dash can do a sonic rainboom?

                 
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Ateren on 2014 Oct 22, 01:48:00
Because skittles needed more advertisement.

Why am I a mod? :3
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: waaaaaaah on 2014 Oct 22, 03:02:47
Because ponies.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Blitz Freeman on 2014 Oct 22, 04:09:59
Exactly one wood million.

How do I door? o.O
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: waaaaaaah on 2014 Oct 22, 04:40:58
I door know  X3

What is this I don't even?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: MrEmu on 2014 Oct 22, 05:01:31
It's....pineapples....*evil laugh*

Why am I so adorable?
Wait, that's not a stupid question! O:
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Ateren on 2014 Oct 22, 12:28:36
Because you had adorable lessons from Fluttershy.  ovO Or it could be natural. Maybe...

Why am I drinking coffee this morning?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: -ReiMar- on 2014 Oct 22, 13:15:22
Quote from: Ateren on 2014 Oct 22, 12:28:36
Because you had adorable lessons from Fluttershy.  ovO Or it could be natural. Maybe...

Why am I drinking coffee this morning?


Just cause~
:P

Aren't cats adorable?)
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Dark Hooves on 2014 Oct 22, 21:49:14
yes they are :3

can we eat the sky?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Ateren on 2014 Oct 22, 23:09:23
Yes, it tastes like cotton ca- no wait it tastes like water...

Why oh why do I like peanuts!?  DD:
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: -ReiMar- on 2014 Oct 23, 13:22:47
Because they are totally not peas~
lol

How can you defeat a Tetracorn?
:P
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: waaaaaaah on 2014 Oct 23, 13:44:29
With this:
(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091220124610/gurennlagann/images/f/f3/Gurrenlagann.gif)

How do I shot web?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: -ReiMar- on 2014 Oct 23, 13:52:23
With a rifle)
:P

How do you escape from the Xenomorph?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: waaaaaaah on 2014 Oct 23, 14:15:17
Popcorn and a pair of 3D glasses

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: -ReiMar- on 2014 Oct 23, 14:35:05
Ummm...in Peter Pen's belly~
lol

Heroes of Might and Magic, is it amazing?)
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: waaaaaaah on 2014 Oct 23, 15:00:40
Yes, with barbecue sauce.

I have a roll of scotch tape. I can wrap all of it around a 1995 Buick Riviera widthwise about three times. Taking into account the cruciform frame, how many days will it take me to learn a spin-kick?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Dark Hooves on 2014 Oct 24, 10:56:04
are armored cores awesome?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Ryo_D_Disk on 2014 Oct 24, 19:44:19
No because refrance

Who's a silly pony
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: CrabApple on 2014 Oct 24, 19:45:33
definatly not me :ajshifty:

What even are birds?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: cgeyeguy on 2014 Oct 24, 19:48:19
Birds are Birbs who go to the bird school for birds who learn to bird and not to birb.

how much watermelon is too much watermelon?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: PrincessButton on 2014 Oct 24, 19:53:35
When it's too much to eat aggressively.


Where did all these mods come from?  ovO
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: CrabApple on 2014 Oct 24, 19:55:50
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/a0016089836b72c859955f2078f07d71/tumblr_ndu0jbqEXC1rsrgz2o1_400.gif)  still not enough watermellon

first thing you would do if you were your pone oc?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Ryo_D_Disk on 2014 Oct 24, 20:04:40
All the Mods Come from the magical land of Corgi

Chase down a Crab Apple



Who likes my new corgi
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: waaaaaaah on 2014 Oct 25, 12:26:25
Evweywone! :3

What is 1 divided by 0?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: -ReiMar- on 2014 Oct 25, 14:18:32
Fatal error, Universe is destroyed~

Are scorpions awesome?)
:D
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: waaaaaaah on 2014 Oct 25, 15:47:40
Yes, when fried to a crisp with a flamethrower.

Am I,  or am I not?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: -ReiMar- on 2014 Oct 25, 16:00:14
Both actually!)
:D

Alien or Preadator?~
:]
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: waaaaaaah on 2014 Oct 25, 16:59:31
Ripley  :3

How much grass can a lawnmower mow on a full tank?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: -ReiMar- on 2014 Oct 25, 17:16:14
All of it!)
:]

Earth Ponies, Pegasi or Unicorns?)
:D
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: ComputerDeathglare on 2014 Oct 25, 17:23:54
Mules.

Are corgis best dogs?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Kelvin on 2014 Oct 27, 10:13:52
wat is corgis~? a type of dogs~? i think its a type of mods~ ovO (ijk)
why derpy named derpy~? :P
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: ComputerDeathglare on 2014 Oct 27, 14:46:51
Because cupcakes are just small lies.

Why am I so pretty?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: DarkSpectre on 2014 Oct 27, 14:56:23
Because those who'd say you aren't get their computers glared at to death.

Did I accidentally? I think I accidentally...
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: ComputerDeathglare on 2014 Oct 27, 15:04:56
No, you purposely.

Cats or dogs?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: waaaaaaah on 2014 Oct 27, 15:05:40
Parrots

Was the 90s not the best generation ever? :3
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: ComputerDeathglare on 2014 Oct 27, 15:08:21
I'm a 00's kid.

What is beauty?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: waaaaaaah on 2014 Oct 27, 15:11:41
Root beer

Who is the king of the hill?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: ComputerDeathglare on 2014 Oct 27, 15:12:55
You.

Love or hate? Which is the ultimate power?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: waaaaaaah on 2014 Oct 27, 15:28:35
Metal! Rock on! >:O

Can I learn to balance on my pinkie?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: MrSpyro on 2014 Nov 08, 23:14:46
If you bake cupcakes for her.

Does this count as a question?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Chromastone64 on 2014 Nov 09, 12:29:43
Maybe.
WHO WANTS TOAST?!
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: MrSpyro on 2014 Nov 09, 17:10:21
The guy who's married to Chrysalis probably does.

What smells like air in here?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Invultrois on 2014 Nov 09, 22:25:26
The air. :ajshifty:

Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Dark Hooves on 2014 Nov 09, 22:28:30
nope

can the sky explode
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: MrSpyro on 2014 Nov 09, 22:47:58
Let's leave that unanswered.

How do you break physics?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Kelvin on 2014 Nov 09, 23:12:07
first, you need pinkie pie~ :ajshifty:

why derpy loves muffin~?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Sunshine Smash on 2014 Nov 09, 23:39:29
It all started in 2009. Manhattan, New York. The virus was unleashed.

Do people have hidden psychic powers, waiting to be surfaced?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Chromastone64 on 2014 Nov 10, 04:15:36
I am psychic. For example, I know somepony here works at ze mufffin factory.
Hugs?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: waaaaaaah on 2014 Nov 10, 08:49:50
No thanks, I've just eaten.

What is f(x)?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: MrSpyro on 2014 Nov 10, 09:01:20
I'm about to go learn it in school XD

Does Chromastone64 like Chrysalis?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Kelvin on 2014 Nov 10, 09:49:57
actually he likes you~ shh dun tell anyone~ :ajshifty: (ijk)
would u rather be attacked by 50 duck sized horses or one are sized up~ :3c
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: waaaaaaah on 2014 Nov 10, 11:27:13
50 50ft watermelons

What would happen if we could climb into our computers?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Chromastone64 on 2014 Nov 10, 11:59:10
I'd find MrSpyro and tell him to STOP!!!
"I'd tell him to keep going."

What if you had a giant crystal weapon?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: waaaaaaah on 2014 Nov 10, 12:04:05
OM NOM NOM! :3 (http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110823134231/mlp/images/c/c3/Spike_full_of_gems_S1E24.png)

What would happen if Pinkie broke the 4th wall and entered our reality?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Dtech101 on 2014 Nov 10, 12:09:38
I would say hello pinkie pie, and welcome to my world.  :D
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Dark Hooves on 2014 Nov 10, 18:03:52
if you could find a way to play with physics, would you?

if i could I would play around with gravity so i could fly around
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Kelvin on 2014 Nov 10, 20:02:50
*lurk at myself* great~ im now pinkie pie~ ovO

if you give pinkie a coffee~?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: waaaaaaah on 2014 Nov 10, 20:06:08
If you give a beagle a brownie

How awesome is Darth Vader riding a unicycle while playing the bagpipes?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Blitz Freeman on 2014 Nov 11, 03:38:40
About as awesome as General Grievous doing a light-saber twirling show in Vegas, on New Year's Eve  o_O

It's lonely where I am, should I come back down?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Discordacopia on 2014 Nov 12, 14:54:49
Only if your sure you can handle the truth.


I haven't had pop rocks in years do they still make them?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Ramisha on 2014 Nov 12, 15:06:23
Omg yes pop totally rocks¨!!111!!!!  <3 <3
How many corgis are on loe?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Invultrois on 2014 Nov 12, 15:41:46
Not enough.  ovO

Jolly good day is it?  (:
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Discordacopia on 2014 Nov 13, 01:59:05
Indubitably good sir!

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Pokota on 2014 Nov 13, 11:17:28
Coin-operated self-destruct. Not one of my better ideas.

Why do we even HAVE that lever?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Chromastone64 on 2014 Nov 13, 12:51:52
Because the crocodile loves eating llama.
WHAT. IS. SPARTA?!
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Discordacopia on 2014 Nov 13, 14:55:45
Not sure?Sounds Italian though........

Is there even such a thing as purple people?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Chromastone64 on 2014 Nov 13, 15:44:35
No. Human Twilight is magenta ^-^
Ryu from Street Fighter?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Ramisha on 2014 Nov 13, 16:31:42
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vKLMHNttODc/TIagrD4Ia_I/AAAAAAAAAaA/8BttU7RZywk/s1600/Screen+shot+2010-09-07+at+4.29.01+PM.png)
THIEF OR BARD
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Pokota on 2014 Nov 13, 18:01:27
I'd rather be Bard than Thief; Bard got to give Dwarf back the Dwarvenstone after all, while Thief is the one that stole the Dwarvenstone from Dwarf in the first place.

Can you Win Ben Stein's Money?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: dr.induction on 2014 Dec 11, 21:03:58
Yes I can, but you can't, srry

when is dinner?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Rainbow-Dashie on 2014 Dec 12, 00:48:43
When you want to eat something~
Who am I :ajshifty:
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Ramisha on 2014 Dec 12, 03:48:29
you are the babe
what babe?
the babe with the power
what power?
the power of voodoo
who do?
you do

why did the mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Chromastone64 on 2014 Dec 12, 11:02:11
Because she worked at ze muffin factory?
Leeroy...?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Ramisha on 2014 Dec 12, 15:09:33
jethro gibbs
If a car moves at 60 km/h how soon will it get to neverneverland?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Kelvin on 2014 Dec 19, 15:35:22
When the gasoline run out~
Can i sleep without sleeping :0
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Invultrois on 2014 Dec 23, 06:33:43
Coffee.
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything? :ajshifty:
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Blue Cute Pegasus on 2014 Dec 23, 11:37:50
This~
Y we hav cristmas :0
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Ramisha on 2014 Dec 24, 04:25:01
because it was a pagan celebration that cele... oh wait silly answers right. because god.
does a hologram weight a holo gram?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Chromastone64 on 2014 Dec 24, 13:27:17
No, he has holo-vision, and fights in a holossium.
Whotectusfrom?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Invultrois on 2014 Dec 30, 23:29:44
Cheese.
Why mayonnaise isn't an instrument?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Blitz Freeman on 2014 Dec 31, 00:09:04
Because horse radish is all the instrument you'll ever need!  ovO

What am I gonna do with all this motor oil?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Elphyda on 2014 Dec 31, 02:40:14
Possibly drink it.

Where's Donut Steel?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Blue Cute Pegasus on 2014 Dec 31, 12:32:53
Dont steal my quote :ajshifty:
Why im blue~ :0
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Chromastone64 on 2014 Dec 31, 13:52:25
Because cows make delicious.
Jalapenos?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Little Star on 2014 Dec 31, 13:54:03
Hot stuff!

Why are chocolates good gifts??
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Elphyda on 2014 Dec 31, 14:11:06
Because it's CHOCOLATE!

Why is chocolate so addicting?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Ramisha on 2014 Dec 31, 14:14:33
Because it makes good gifts! - inception
Why are violets blue, not violet?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Chromastone64 on 2014 Dec 31, 14:16:26
Because purple is indigo.
Is green lime?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Ramisha on 2014 Dec 31, 14:18:36
All limes are green, some greens are lime
Why do brazilians laugh huehueheueheueh
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: LeviathanTS on 2014 Dec 31, 20:34:12
Because laughing incorrectly in some countries can get you up to 20 years imprisonment, under anti-Pinkie Pie laws O:

What is your new years resolution?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Blitz Freeman on 2014 Dec 31, 21:35:20
about 1080p, of course :nod:


What was the last thing you threw off a balcony? ;)
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: LeviathanTS on 2014 Dec 31, 21:42:16
Why is this taking so long...
Ah, here we go
I haven't thrown anything off a balcony, one second....
*Goes on laptop*
Now I have...
My tablet (Load Google faster next time!)
The first of many likely impromptu balcony related incidents

Do you know how to fix a tablet?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Ramisha on 2015 Jan 01, 06:43:08
Have you tried turning it on and off?
How do you like this new year 2015?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Chromastone64 on 2015 Jan 01, 09:24:02
Bah, hum-oh wait, that's a little late...
Genuine fake zebra head?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: LeviathanTS on 2015 Jan 02, 19:13:21
Nope, its a fake fake Zebra head, yep, its a changeling! You can change back now, I saw you transmute!

How do you find out if something is a changeling?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Elphyda on 2015 Jan 03, 05:25:44
Challenge it to a staring contest.

How could you tell if it's a changeling, though?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Kelvin on 2015 Jan 17, 06:23:44
use mirror~ :ajshifty:
wat is above the Da Vinci code~?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Rainbow-Dashie on 2015 Jan 17, 09:03:37
da vinci's account
why im soo awesome? :3
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Ramisha on 2015 Jan 17, 09:06:45
because rainbows are made of awesome :D
Will my wishes be granted?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: ShinShin on 2015 Jan 18, 00:07:42
Your wishes are always granted. You're just not in the right dimension to notice it.

How do i confuse my pony ?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: LeviathanTS on 2015 Jan 19, 19:46:41
If you have to ask how to confuse yourself, you're already confused!

What is Derpy doing now?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Kelvin on 2015 Jan 21, 03:03:40
i juz dunno wat went wrong~
can u can a can as a canner can can a can~?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Ramisha on 2015 Jan 21, 04:06:16
(http://s6.postimg.org/z8t9bl5r5/image.png)
If the mass of a pony is 15 kg, how much newtons does it take for it to achieve 1 banana/second squared?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Emperor on 2015 Jan 27, 20:47:36
Why do bananas have legs?
What is a space marine?
What is a pony?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Blue Cute Pegasus on 2015 Jan 30, 04:24:12
you ask too much questions >.<
why Rainbow Dash look like skittles?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Kelvin on 2015 Feb 01, 17:54:25
bcos you can find the answer on first page~
why i feels soo cold~ :0
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Mercurial on 2015 Feb 01, 19:13:52
Because you wet and when water evaporates, its molecules take away your heat. They need your heat to escape from your body's surface. Get it?
What do ice do before melting?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Chromastone64 on 2015 Feb 02, 04:12:15
It dances a merry jig.
Have you seen Deoxys out there in space?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Mercurial on 2015 Feb 02, 05:52:09
No, I died in a vacuum.
What kind of radiation coming from a quasar most of all?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Crescent Sun on 2015 Feb 02, 15:13:22
Quasar's like to be famous, that's why they doesn't split any radiance, and when they show up in the big space scenario, they bright more than the sun, that's why they call themselves "electromagnetic" but you know.. that's not excuse about why legends of equestria is down even if they an't update it and of course, an apple pie contains sometimes apples.

The question is... If nothing can be quicker than light, if you travel in a train at speedlight and you use a laser point, What could happend?

(sowy if there are some mistakes, not native english, you know  :D)
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: cziken20 on 2015 Feb 02, 15:27:08
Universe will go Error 404 Speed Not Found. Also beware of sanic appearing.

Why do people exist?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Crescent Sun on 2015 Feb 02, 15:46:12
because matter won the war against the antimatter, and then, matter created us just to answer this question.. now the world will be destroyed by antimatter cupcakes.

Look at your right object for a few seconds and then look the sky. according with that information, How many stars are in the sky tonight without using the 47 potency?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Mercurial on 2015 Feb 02, 15:53:54
Obvioudly it's yellow

If you look at  16 billions light years ahead, what will you see?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Kelvin on 2015 Feb 02, 19:45:59
your post~ :ajshifty:
how many stars in the sky~?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Mercurial on 2015 Feb 03, 04:30:31
I lost count 'cos one of them has fallen

Why Applejack can't tell lie?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Emperor on 2015 Feb 03, 05:44:10
Y u no ask bout Maple jack?
Why won't you join the royal guard for pony kind? (no not the royal guard for Luna and Celestia)
Y no Applejack drool over pancaek?!
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: cziken20 on 2015 Feb 03, 11:06:41
Because too many questions.

Why does meat not melt?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Crescent Sun on 2015 Feb 03, 16:34:15
because Rainbow sandwiches are digestive.  ovO

Why do the verb hates the adjetive?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Mercurial on 2015 Feb 03, 17:25:54
'cos the verb is an elf and adjective is a dwarf

why the elves are so beautiful styling?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: allyssalinnejanca on 2015 Feb 03, 21:14:11
um 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00  0:)  <3
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Nuserame on 2015 Feb 04, 00:00:58
Theres no question... Default to 42!

My answer is 42.

But wet dog smell to the meaning of life, what is the meaning of sandwiches? :/
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Chromastone64 on 2015 Feb 04, 01:55:19
Wolfgang is. "cue rock music"
WHO ATE DE COOKIES?!?!
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Nuserame on 2015 Feb 04, 02:50:01
YES!

Now where did I leave my bucket of cement?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: cziken20 on 2015 Feb 04, 05:47:47
You left it on the second track of the 42nd factory of magical blue rainbow eating giants that arent connected with space and time whatsoever, however protect the nature with their gigantic claws.

Why does cheese smell cheese?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Chromastone64 on 2015 Feb 04, 06:02:06
Because cows make delicious.
Have I posted that already?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Emperor on 2015 Feb 04, 06:12:20
I do not know. But why does Derpy place with spaghetti?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Crescent Sun on 2015 Feb 04, 10:38:44
Because the server is down.

¿why we use "why" to question?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Natfoth on 2015 Feb 04, 10:58:25
Because muffins cant talk.

But why can muffins not talk?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Nuserame on 2015 Feb 04, 14:43:41
Because FUS RO DOUGH  >:O

Fish?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Chromastone64 on 2015 Feb 04, 15:43:09
FIASH!!!!!!
Shoo be do?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Nuserame on 2015 Feb 04, 16:48:54
Quack quack meep kaboom!

While were on the subject, why do sheep say baaaaaa?
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Post by: Crescent Sun on 2015 Feb 04, 17:16:11
because he's tring to finish the word "baaaaaanana"

why nicolas cage don't make good movies?
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Post by: Natfoth on 2015 Feb 04, 18:36:38
Because he does amazing as a tree.

Why cant I think of a silly question to ask?
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Post by: Mercurial on 2015 Feb 04, 18:42:05
it didn't give you some flovers on your birthday!

What does your mouse feel when you turn the wheel?
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Post by: Crescent Sun on 2015 Feb 04, 18:50:37
feels the banana flying power.

Why the celestia guards wear armors if every single enemy of equestria uses magic and not weapons?
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Post by: Ramisha on 2015 Feb 11, 16:11:29
Quote from: Crescent Sun on 2015 Feb 04, 18:50:37
feels the banana flying power.

Why the celestia guards wear armors if every single enemy of equestria uses magic and not weapons?

(http://blit.com.mx/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Its_free-300x130.jpg)
why doesn't charizard's flame ever turn off?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Nuserame on 2015 Feb 12, 16:29:58
The same reason he never goes to the toilet ovO

Why does an elephant wear yellow shoes?
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Post by: Ramisha on 2015 Feb 12, 17:13:24
So you can't see him when he's stealin yo bananas
Why do we bake cookies but cook bacon?
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Post by: Chromastone64 on 2015 Feb 13, 11:32:32
 :I "implosion"

Who made a pie?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Crescent Sun on 2015 Feb 14, 18:16:32
Who wasn't? (answering with a question counts as answer?)

Why do scooby doo hates voodoo and fear cthulhu?
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Post by: Ramisha on 2015 Feb 15, 05:28:32
he hates voodoo
who do?
you do!
Do what?  >:/

how many licks to the center of the lollypop?
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Post by: Flufflepuff0 on 2015 Feb 15, 07:44:47
INFINITY


Y U NO WORK?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: DarkSpectre on 2015 Feb 20, 21:50:41
Because it is not yet time for the narwhal to bacon.

Where did the soda go?
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Post by: derpyhooves0 on 2015 Feb 20, 22:11:33
It went in the TARDIS lol


What is YTP?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Ramisha on 2015 Feb 21, 03:36:18
it's the sound you make when you see donuts
How do you catch a ninja?
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Post by: Sunshine Smash on 2015 Feb 21, 10:11:04
Nanomachines, son!

How do you bake a delicious apple pie?
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Post by: Nuserame on 2015 Feb 21, 22:12:44
With gusto!

How do I keep wires from getting all tangled up?
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Post by: DarkSpectre on 2015 Feb 22, 00:10:22
Don't let them out of your sight, even in your sleep.

Who's on first?
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Post by: Chromastone64 on 2015 Feb 22, 12:54:11
Queen Chrysalis.

What is a tur-duck-en?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Ramisha on 2015 Feb 23, 05:24:49
a newly discovered edible alien  O:
How many fingers am I holding up?
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Post by: Gamepad on 2015 Feb 23, 05:29:14
Quote from: Ramisha on 2015 Feb 23, 05:24:49
a newly discovered edible alien  O:
How many fingers am I holding up?


Trick Question. 0 you have hooves.

Why am I so floofy?
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Post by: feijenoord4life on 2015 Feb 23, 05:40:26
you ate too much ice cream :3

Why is my OC called Pixel?
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Post by: derpyhooves0 on 2015 Feb 23, 05:44:13
I QUOTE from the sour cider "Pixel watched everything happen infront  of him with a smile.
i've been given my name because i am known in my family to game alot so like tv pixels"


What is minecraft?
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Post by: feijenoord4life on 2015 Feb 23, 05:59:45
a game that is played by me right now

what is google?
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Post by: Ramisha on 2015 Feb 23, 06:01:35
google is love google is life
what are dreams made of?
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Post by: Gamepad on 2015 Feb 23, 06:04:50
Dreams are made of food. (At least mine are.)

Why do small spaces not work for me?
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Post by: feijenoord4life on 2015 Feb 23, 06:13:03
because you are floofy :3

who is Fluttershy??
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Post by: Chromastone64 on 2015 Feb 23, 10:54:12
A nervous butterfly.
Moja?
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Post by: Blitz Freeman on 2015 Apr 06, 00:30:59
Why of course. He's simply the most adorable dueling partner.

Who is Mario?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: annosrules on 2015 Apr 06, 00:43:30
My grew uncle twice removed from an alternate universe.

(45^5)+(42/6)^7=
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Post by: Chromastone64 on 2015 Apr 06, 04:20:16
ECCH.
Me-me?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Sunshine Smash on 2015 Apr 06, 05:58:34
Me-me GEAR!?

Why can't I fly?
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Post by: annosrules on 2015 Apr 06, 10:56:45
Because your heart contains the near infinite mass of a black hole. :P

Why did the Celestia cross the street?
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Post by: Chromastone64 on 2015 Apr 06, 11:56:55
Because there was an army of Pinkies behind her.
Why is there a sun?
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Post by: annosrules on 2015 Apr 06, 13:33:32
Because Lauren Faust says so.

Did you accept Lauren Faust as your lord and savior?
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Post by: Sunshine Smash on 2015 Apr 07, 21:44:34
Yea, her Nanomachined equine inspired me.

Did you remember to take the trash out today?
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Post by: annosrules on 2015 Apr 07, 21:58:24
No, trash goes out Fridays.

What role will the number 42 serve in LoE's official release?
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Post by: Chromastone64 on 2015 Apr 08, 06:21:58
The hour that Celestia enters deep thought.
Who stole mah poneh?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: annosrules on 2015 Apr 08, 14:25:26
Deviant art, it was sold in the adoptables market.

Why don't people have creative ideas for their OC's?
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Post by: equestrianAce on 2015 Apr 10, 22:02:15
Because all the creative ideas have been stolen by Celestia.
Why can't I complete the Great Bay Temple quickly?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: DarkSpectre on 2015 Apr 12, 10:17:31
Because the princess is in another castle.

How did I, the fairly unknown Dark Spectre, manage to start a pony tower in PonyDale?
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Post by: annosrules on 2015 Apr 12, 11:06:01
By using the magic of instant messaging

Why can't I think of a question?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: DarkSpectre on 2015 Apr 12, 12:38:49
Because Discord made questions answers and answers questions.

Where did the soda go?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Chromastone64 on 2015 Apr 12, 13:00:53
In the sodastream.
Is it Reyn time?
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Post by: Sunshine Smash on 2015 Apr 12, 15:15:30
Nope, but it is your time!

Why is Kingsman so good?
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Post by: Nightshade star on 2015 May 08, 20:46:24
 Because he is King.


Why am I even a princess? (You`re supposed to know why, this is why it`s a stupid question.)
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Cryptic-Dash on 2015 May 10, 18:24:59
Becuase of your sparkly horseshoes ovO

Can I fly like a pegasus?
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Post by: Nightshade star on 2015 May 12, 17:40:58
 Yes, with a plane.

Why am I hungry?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Chromastone64 on 2015 May 13, 01:58:22
Because you are Heropon!
Who needs a map?
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Post by: Nightshade star on 2015 May 13, 17:30:19
 When you are lost.


    Why is a Amythest a Amythest?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Cryptic-Dash on 2015 May 14, 07:21:23
Becuase its an Amethyst

Why is there so much dust all the time?   >:O
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Kelvin on 2015 May 16, 22:08:08
bcos i didn't clean it~

why everyone is asking weird question?
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Post by: lightspeed_flash on 2015 May 16, 22:12:41
Because boredom.... dun dun duunnn.
Why are you here?
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Post by: Julien999 on 2015 May 16, 22:15:31
Because my sandwich is here.
How you don't know that? :3c
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Post by: Kelvin on 2015 May 16, 22:17:35
bcos i ate the sammich~

did it work~?
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Post by: SerenityFaithful(SammyElise88) on 2015 May 16, 22:39:06
no, because banana bomb :P

where's your watermelon? :P
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Julien999 on 2015 May 16, 22:44:14
My watermelon falls into my toilet.
What is your favory fruit?
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Post by: Sunshine Smash on 2015 May 16, 23:11:19
Nanomachines, son!

Why don't you have nanomachines?
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Post by: GlassMirror on 2015 May 17, 00:27:38
because I always step on them >A<

... Who am I? :3
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Post by: Kelvin on 2015 May 17, 04:31:06
you are a mirror made by glass~ :ajshifty:

is this post over 9000?
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Post by: Julien999 on 2015 May 22, 13:24:59
 >:O NO! This post is OVER ONE THOUSAND! (nope)

What is your favorite number?
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Post by: SerenityFaithful(SammyElise88) on 2015 May 22, 14:45:22
Quote from: Julien999 on 2015 May 22, 13:24:59
>:O NO! This post is OVER ONE THOUSAND! (nope)

What is your favorite number?


Pinapple.

What's your favorite flavor of the alphabet? :P
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Post by: Chromastone64 on 2015 May 22, 16:25:28
Divided by zero.
Why is cosplay so expensive?
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Post by: Kelvin on 2015 May 23, 01:27:45
bcos u dun hav money~ :ajshifty:

why you are a pone~
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Post by: Nightshade star on 2015 Jun 07, 15:38:35
Because you are.

Why is it different?
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Post by: Enjer on 2015 Jul 24, 17:52:30
Because there is the Pauli exclusion principle (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pauli_exclusion_principle), and the perfect copy cannot exist.

Why did I write it now?
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Post by: Lemon1b on 2015 Jul 25, 05:37:51
Because you have no avatar.

Who is the button on my desk?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: PrincessButton on 2015 Jul 25, 16:16:45
Not me... :ajshifty:


Why is the cider gone?
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Post by: Julien999 on 2015 Jul 25, 16:48:52
(In the sense it disappeared) Because you drank it without knowing. (In the sense that it go somewhere) Because he's alive.

Hey, how to make tea?
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Post by: Enjer on 2015 Jul 25, 18:46:30
Go to China, buy a tea bush there, take big flower pot - and next spring you'll get fresh green tea. Simple.

Why do I never use pony-smiles?
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Post by: Lemon1b on 2015 Jul 26, 13:14:27
Because of quantum indeterminacy.

Why are the aliens shy?
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Post by: ScarletInk on 2015 Jul 28, 13:54:31
Because they think they can't run around naked.

What am I?
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Post by: Lemon1b on 2015 Jul 28, 14:20:18
What ever you want to be. Imagination gives us infinite possibilities.

Why do flowers blossom in spring?
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Post by: ScarletInk on 2015 Jul 28, 16:10:19
Because they can't put on sweater during winter.

Why are snowflake all different?
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Post by: Lemon1b on 2015 Jul 28, 16:14:35
So they could distinguish one another.

Why are we even posting here?
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Post by: ScarletInk on 2015 Jul 28, 17:31:45
Because free time is an anguish and lazyness brings to sillyness.

Why is Rarity white?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Jul 29, 02:43:43
Because they couldnt find the plaid.

IF the moon is made of cheese, then why are all the mice here?
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Post by: ScarletInk on 2015 Jul 29, 04:22:07
Because they don't know how to build a spaceship that could fit them.

Why is my sister blonde and not me?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Jul 30, 04:06:00
Because they ran out of yellow. ovO

Why is it so hard to get up in the morning?
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Post by: Enjer on 2015 Aug 27, 10:48:29
Because at morning your cat lays and presses on you with force of two-ten kgf. You feel that weight and have the difficulty of getting up.

Why I mentioned a cat? I don't at all have any cat...
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Aug 27, 10:51:52
Because cats are slowly taking over everyting!! Its a conspiracy I say. RUN!!!! :/


Why do they call hamburgers hamburgers if they come from a cow?
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Post by: Enjer on 2015 Aug 27, 11:27:32
Why they made from cows? Hamburgers, citizens of Hamburg, Germany, I guess, made from humans, like all normal people. (Actually, I counldn't understand what you meant)

What should I do at first so that to make my own language?
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Post by: Enjer on 2015 Oct 09, 20:21:12
(There's no answers. I should fix it)

For making an own langage, firstly, you need a note book and a pencil so that to write new words down!

Why has no one answered it?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Oct 09, 21:13:01
I was gonna do it but things happened. UUhhh yeah things....

Why do fish get wet?
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Post by: Enjer on 2015 Oct 10, 06:24:39
So that to feel less water friction.

Why the Americans speak English... instead of American?
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Post by: dransnake on 2015 Oct 10, 19:14:41
Because...Reasons.

Why is Derpy- er, Muffins, best pony?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Oct 11, 01:49:29
Because the others got stuck in traffic during the contest.

Why wont anybody make me a cake?
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Post by: Enjer on 2015 Oct 11, 05:19:34
Because theres's no "anybody" here. Olny "anypony". They're everywhere...

Why can you move yourselves on the space dimensions in all the directions and can do on the time dimension only forward?
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Post by: Invultrois on 2015 Oct 18, 11:52:21
Because 'Time' has no time for anything else.
Why coffee and not bean water?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Oct 18, 11:56:54
Because actually it be called cherry water.

Do fish get thirsty?
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Post by: Enjer on 2015 Oct 20, 20:04:04
Of course! Fishes from the sea always drink salt water. Try to drink at least a glass of it, you'll feel their torment.

Why the Moon isn't gonna fall to the Earth? The Moon is very heavy, unlikely everyone can raise it up. And Earth's gravity is significant. This rock is so heavy and doesn't fall. Why?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Oct 21, 01:30:29
Silly the moon isn't made of rock its made of cheese that is why it stays up their. X3

On that note. If the moon is made of cheese why do all the mice live on earth?
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Post by: ScarletInk on 2015 Oct 21, 04:49:18
Because even if starships are meant to fly, mice aren't.

Why are starships meant to fly?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Oct 21, 08:53:12
Because they would sink in the ocean.

Why do cats hate water?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Enjer on 2015 Oct 21, 09:28:34
Because in my native language your question sounds in rhyme - "pochemmu kotti boyatsa voddi"

Why do They exist? That should not be.
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Oct 21, 11:36:57
It exists because it is. If it shouldn't be then it wouldn't. ;) Cognito Ero Sum

Why is Schrodengers cat only alive or dead when I open the box? Can't it be doing something else like bathing or something
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Post by: Enjer on 2015 Oct 21, 12:48:00
Because it's indecent to open a box when someone takes a bath in it.

Why if to mix coal, saltpeter and sulfur and then to set fire to the mixture, you see bigbadaboom?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Nov 04, 18:37:01
Because science

Why do teachers need to be so boring?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Nov 05, 09:45:56
Because teachers get paid by each child they bore. ovO

Why are ducks called ducks when they aren't doing any actual ducking?
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Post by: LeviathanTS on 2015 Nov 06, 18:06:39
Because otherwise they would be sitting ducks if a predator discovered they couldn't duck, so the name keeps them safe  ovO

Is it safe to eat a chocolate bomb?

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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Nov 06, 18:08:29
Not if it explodes or else you would be deaded

Why don't Fluffle Puffs speak like normal ponies?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Nov 06, 21:00:12
because their insides are fluffy as well making normal speech impossible.

Why are turtles so slow when they have such big feet
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Post by: Lemon D. Muffin Pony on 2015 Nov 06, 21:42:34
Because their big feet weigh them down.

Why are puppies so cute?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Nov 06, 21:46:53
Because if they weren't they would be uglypuppies :3

Why do certain video games lag so much?
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Post by: Lemon D. Muffin Pony on 2015 Nov 06, 21:48:22
Because they can't handle the player's awesomeness! :3

If airplanes weigh so much, why are they able to fly?
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Post by: Dark Hooves on 2015 Nov 08, 22:06:14
Because the wings generate enough lift to carry its weight plus the passengers and cargo. In other words they laugh at gravity.

What's a question?

Lol
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Nov 08, 22:08:15
A question is an awnser just waiting to be found or rainbows

What is Love!
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Lullaby Princess on 2015 Nov 09, 00:07:00
Love is a fluffle puff. Fluffle puff love. All day fluffle puffs!! :3

Why is the sky blue and not rainbow colored? :3
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Nov 09, 01:05:06
Crayola's are expensive.

How wet is wet?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Lullaby Princess on 2015 Nov 09, 15:12:37
Wet is as wet as dry is dry.

Why do?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Nov 09, 16:08:47
Why not. ovO

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Nov 09, 17:52:04
Make soup out of pumpkins and socks

Why do do if don't don't?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Nov 09, 19:35:43
Because because :D

Why are we being redundantly redundant?
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Post by: GlassMirror on 2015 Nov 09, 19:40:22
Because I said you can be! :D

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? :3
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Nov 09, 19:42:44
Because wood and derp

Why do chickens taste bad raw?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Nov 09, 20:21:11
Because they never bathe.

What does a shaved fluffle look like? *breaks out razor* ovO
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Nov 09, 20:23:24
Very cold sad and fluffless *Hides behind GlassMirror*

Why do other ppl and ponies want fluffle fluff coats?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Nov 09, 20:58:24
Because their warm and soft, plus they stay crunchy even in milk.

Why can't we raise fluffles for their furr and sell it to make money?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Nov 10, 08:14:53
Then changling will raid your farm and save the fluffles

Why does Spacey want a fluffle puff fluff coat?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Nov 10, 10:41:12
because anything that looks like a puffy marshmallow with legs I want to shave. ;) jking

why does Super sayian pony against my shaving of the fluffle?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Nov 10, 14:28:31
Because I has an owner. (TwinkieMinkie)

Why does Rarity have fluffle puff fluff coats?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Nov 13, 22:17:47
Because of the shaving of der fluffle. O:

Where do fluffle puffs come from?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Nov 13, 22:27:51
A fluffy stork :ajshifty:

Why do cows make cheese
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Post by: Dark Hooves on 2015 Nov 14, 10:42:04
They don't, they make milk when then is made into cheese by humans.

Does 1+2+3=0?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Nov 14, 10:57:39
That is math :)

Whats 9+10?
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Post by: FakeSmile on 2015 Nov 14, 10:59:22
21?

What are clouds made of?

Post Merge

((Sorry meme senses were tingly.))
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Nov 14, 23:47:11
clouds are made of stuff ovO

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
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Post by: Julien999 on 2015 Nov 15, 00:40:49
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSANDS! >:O

Spoiler: It's pinic time, partner • show
(https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12208867_528464213988946_1315745790515130696_n.jpg?oh=4f09c9b36561abc05c27a52053540cb6&oe=56F97750)

Did ya want a sandvich?
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Post by: HowTea on 2015 Nov 17, 07:36:58
nuh, gimme tea



how was Equestria made?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Nov 17, 07:48:44
 earth and a pony made a baby and that baby was Equestria

How does magic work?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Nov 17, 08:36:09
Well you have to have to ponies then you get a bunch of cards...Oh the other magic. It just does O:
Can fluffles live on the moon?
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Post by: Lemon D. Muffin Pony on 2015 Nov 17, 12:37:42
Yes and no. Yes because fluffle logic and no because they belong on rainbows.

What is the meaning of lemons?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Nov 17, 14:44:16
Derp :P

Why are penguins adorable? (There not more adorable than fluffles though ;) )
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Post by: Lemon D. Muffin Pony on 2015 Nov 17, 14:45:38
Because they have the cutest tuxedoes on all the time. :3

Why be you when you can be new?
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Post by: Lullaby Princess on 2015 Nov 20, 20:26:13
Because you can't be new if your you. And if you are old.

Why are grey skies depressing?
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Post by: Rarity Diva Pony on 2015 Nov 25, 11:18:20
Because sunny skies are out of business.

Why does a hurricane have an 'eye' but not an 'ear'?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Nov 25, 12:56:07
Because its too loud for it to hear itself

Why are cats and dogs enemies?
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Post by: ScarletInk on 2015 Nov 25, 16:19:20
Because if they were friends they would conquer the human race.

Why is Undertale so popular?
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Post by: Enjer on 2015 Dec 01, 02:18:59
Because everyone likes tales, don't they?

Why does matter, heated to 2000K, glowing with yellow light; to about 5000K, doing with white one; but if matter is heated to over 9000K, it shines light-blue light?
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Post by: Kelvin on 2015 Dec 01, 08:37:32
because u heated it~?
wat does sandwich taste like~
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Post by: Enjer on 2015 Dec 01, 09:37:28
Like butterbread, I guess.

Why does Kelvin's banner picture look so flattened?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 01, 14:41:14
That is a question for the banner

Why are Pikachus so cute?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Dec 01, 23:50:47
Their not really that cute Its all a mind control. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!! O:
Why are sloths so slow?
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Post by: Kelvin on 2015 Dec 02, 01:10:11
because it is going to catch you~ huehue~
is honeydew make by honey?
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Post by: Enjer on 2015 Dec 04, 09:39:42
I think, honeydevs should not be made from honey; I think, they're people, who develop honey. (And I don't think that people are made from honey, though who knows?)

How do Celestia and Luna come to an agreement on solar and lunar eclipses?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Dec 04, 11:30:23
They play the Potato game. :o

Where do Twinkies come from?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 04, 11:45:59
From the planet Twinkie

Why is Christmas the most celebrated holiday?  ovO
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Dec 04, 13:00:26
 Because its a conspiracy *insert scary ghost noise.* want a tinfoil hat?
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Post by: Enjer on 2015 Dec 04, 14:12:40
No, thanks, I don't want your tinfoil hat.

What are you thinking about now?
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Post by: ScarletInk on 2015 Dec 04, 14:20:33
I'm thinking that I'm definitely similar to a owl.

Who invented the smileys?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 04, 16:10:09
John E. Smiley lol

Why are Nokia phone practically invincible?
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Post by: Kelvin on 2015 Dec 04, 22:37:00
because if u drop the nokia phone it will cause earthquake~
why ponies have 4 legs~
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Dec 04, 23:27:21
because they couldn't join the circus if they had three.

Why do flowers bloom in the morning?
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Post by: Enjer on 2015 Dec 05, 03:06:11
Because they bloom not in mornings, and in spring.

What might the number 299792458 mean?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 05, 08:24:53
It means the hidden number of... Apple Pie!

Why are numbers hard to make math 2+2=Fish
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Post by: Enjer on 2015 Dec 05, 08:46:00
Because the Fish doesn't wanna be made from numbers.

Why does this game sometimes turn into "ask a silly question and get a smart answer"?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 05, 09:05:07
Because reasons

Why do bananas smell like coconuts?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Dec 05, 10:47:28
because bananas are really coconuts in disguise.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Post by: Kelvin on 2015 Dec 05, 23:17:06
go to shopping mall~
what is the color of a strawberry~?
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Post by: Julien999 on 2015 Dec 06, 02:46:20
This berry is blue, but painted in red. :3c

Why monkeys love bananas? (I love bananas~ :3c )
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Post by: Kelvin on 2015 Dec 06, 03:58:49
because monkey hate parallel line~
why here is raining everyday~
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Post by: Enjer on 2015 Dec 06, 09:18:46
Весацзе зомешнеге 1т 1з ьяу ань щаям ецегуьау.

Шну 1з му техт зо сяоокеь?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 06, 09:59:02
Reasons

Why do ponies make perfume out of flowers?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Dec 06, 10:20:44
Because trees are to big to get in those little glass jars.

Why does staring at the sun hurt our eyes?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 06, 11:38:18
Fire ovO ovO

Why do trees smell like flowers when flowers smell like perfume?
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Post by: Enjer on 2015 Dec 06, 12:02:58
Because perfume actually smells like trees.

Why does SSP spoil my questions with his laconic "because reason"?

(I really dislike it. If you dislike the questions or if you just want ask your own one and don't want to come up with an answer, I'd still suggest you to wait a little bit and let someone else reply it themself. Because your doings... are not serious. Please)
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 06, 12:34:29
Because ovO

Why does Enjer try and ruin my fun?
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Post by: Enjer on 2015 Dec 07, 00:33:35
Because I am an evil and vengeful one, and try to ruin the fun of those who ruin mine.

Why water is so liquid?
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Post by: Kelvin on 2015 Dec 07, 05:01:55
bcos it will becom ice when it is freeze enuff~
why steam is so hot~
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Dec 07, 08:01:27
because steam comes from the sun.

Why does it get cold in the winter?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 07, 08:12:33
Because Pegasus ponies

Why are earth pony OCs not used much?
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Post by: ScarletInk on 2015 Dec 07, 08:29:20
Because they're so strong and awesome they intimidate the fans.*coming from a proud owner of a Earth pony OC and ponysona*  :D

Why are Alicorn Ocs so despised?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 07, 13:27:01
Because there are already enough Mary Sues in the world

Why must small Pokemon be cute?
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Post by: Blue Cute Pegasus on 2015 Dec 09, 06:19:26
because you cant put it in cupboard if it is too huge
why im cleaning my room
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Dec 09, 08:52:26
Because were looking for the team that went in their and never returned. O:

Why is their so much cuteness on LoE?
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Post by: Blue Cute Pegasus on 2015 Dec 10, 02:55:20
because im cute
why here is soo quiet
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 10, 08:02:00
Because reasons that make thing quiet
Why does Celestia like bananas?
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Post by: Julien999 on 2015 Dec 10, 08:56:03
Because bananas invasion! ovO (I bet someone while make a rp of bananas army taking over equestria and ponies need to find a solution for this)

Why Luna disguised as Scootaloo in the video "Celestia's banana song"?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 10, 12:30:38
Because Scootaloo is (supposedly) a chicken

Apple?
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Post by: Rarity Diva Pony on 2015 Dec 10, 12:43:04
Pie! :D

Cat?
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Post by: ScarletInk on 2015 Dec 10, 13:17:09
Fish!  :D

Ham?
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Post by: Lullaby Princess on 2015 Dec 10, 13:22:39
Eggs! :3

Toast?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 10, 14:29:05
Banana!

Cookie?
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Post by: Rarity Diva Pony on 2015 Dec 10, 14:33:49
Cake!

Ice cream?
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Post by: ScarletInk on 2015 Dec 10, 14:34:10
Chocolate chips!

Ball?
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Post by: Rarity Diva Pony on 2015 Dec 10, 14:36:23
Basket!

Chirp?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 10, 14:44:46
 O: Birdie!

Do you know who stole Applejack's apples? :ajshifty:
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Post by: Rarity Diva Pony on 2015 Dec 10, 14:47:22
IT WAS YOU! O:

Who took my cookie?? >:(
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 10, 14:48:34
The cookie monster! :3

Chicken! (?)
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Post by: Rarity Diva Pony on 2015 Dec 10, 14:50:37
Cow! :P

How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks? :3
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 10, 15:00:44
Banana?

Want a bannannanna
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Post by: Lemon D. Muffin Pony on 2015 Dec 10, 15:19:46
NEIN!

A big black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit? :/
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 10, 16:05:50
Pikachu

Who thinks Pokemon is a good game.
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Post by: ScarletInk on 2015 Dec 10, 16:11:36
......... That question has a so obvious answer that if I was your Trainer I'd put you to bed without even a Oran Berry as a treat.  :l

Why is Pikachu yellow?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 10, 16:29:24
Pikachu reasons

Why are bananas yellow? :P
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Post by: Rarity Diva Pony on 2015 Dec 10, 16:55:03
Banana raisins.

Why are leafs multicolored? :o
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 10, 16:59:06
Ask Fluttershy

Why are slowpokes so slow?
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Post by: Lemon D. Muffin Pony on 2015 Dec 10, 17:00:15
Ask the slowpoke.

Why is fear so fearful?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 10, 17:02:45
o_O (Question answered)

PokéPuff?
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Post by: Lemon D. Muffin Pony on 2015 Dec 10, 17:04:57
NEIN! (No in German. :P )

This like talking I am why?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 10, 17:15:22
Apples apples apples and moar apples

Meow?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Dec 11, 09:04:30
Quack!

Glub?
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Post by: Blue Cute Pegasus on 2015 Dec 11, 09:15:54
Neigh :v
Friendship is...?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 11, 12:41:57
BANANAS!

Moar fruit puns?
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Post by: ScarletInk on 2015 Dec 11, 12:46:44
Fruit puns? Come on, they're so lime.  X3

Am I right or wrong?
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Post by: Lullaby Princess on 2015 Dec 11, 13:19:15
Neither! :P

What is life like without cookies?



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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Dec 11, 13:20:15
All these bad jokes are making the thread unBEARable :P

Are we going to have more jokes like this?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 11, 14:40:40
YES! :D

Moar raisens to make fruit puns?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Dec 11, 19:20:28
Orange you glad you used that pun? ovO

How many moar fruit jokes are we going to have?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 11, 20:30:41
Until a doctor comes because that means we haven't use enough fruit puns

Moar raisens for fruits puns?!
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Dec 11, 23:15:17
Raisin the bar on fruit puns.

Are we going to use other things or just fruit?
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Post by: Julien999 on 2015 Dec 12, 02:47:29
"I will heal you from your fruit puns! ovO" - Medic (which I added some words)

Heavy is a pretty princess, right? :I
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 12, 10:18:31
"Medic is Pretty Princess!" - Heavy

Meow?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Dec 12, 23:49:09
QUACK!

Moo?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 13, 10:06:10
Nien!

Who knows what tf2 is? (Besides Julien lol )
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Post by: ScarletInk on 2015 Dec 13, 10:13:45
Not me  :c

Who can tell me what TF2 is?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Spacecase101 on 2015 Dec 13, 10:28:20
TF2 means Team Fortress 2 a game on the pc.

Are we done with the fruit puns?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 13, 14:44:43
NIEN!

"I need some doggone help!" - Enginear
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Post by: Purple on 2015 Dec 31, 01:07:56
"here, have a cat to help you," -Me just now

Who is best pony?
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Post by: Julien999 on 2015 Dec 31, 05:07:04
NOPONY! *quake*

Who's the best dog?
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Post by: Gamepad on 2015 Dec 31, 08:02:22
I think you know the answer to that one :P

Why not floofs?
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Post by: Chrisgotjar on 2015 Dec 31, 08:20:06
Because Corgi is best.

Any objections?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2015 Dec 31, 20:28:51
Da!

Why are Derp Face cute on Derp Horse and Pink Horse?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: HowTea on 2016 Jan 03, 14:13:56
Because sugar contained in sweets and muffins speeds up thinking and reaction time and because of that ponies can't keep up just looking at one thing so they have to administrate more things at once so they feel like they are not slowed down.
Also, Derp horse and Pink horse are cute.


Why do people drink coffee?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2016 Jan 03, 14:29:32
Because of the War between Tea and Coffee

"Muffin?" -Derp Horse
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Post by: Enjer on 2016 Jan 03, 15:08:33
-Yes, take a muffin from the shelf, if ya want.-

Why is electricity so blue?

Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jan 03, 23:07:18
nuff said. ovO

Why are muffins so good?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2016 Jan 04, 00:56:27
Because Derp horse

Why do apples apple?
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Post by: Julien999 on 2016 Jan 04, 09:09:40
Because EppalJeck!

Why the Twilicane is so popular? I mean, seriously! Why?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2016 Jan 04, 13:57:19
Discord... :P

Pika pika pi?
(Why do all Pokemon only say their name?)
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jan 04, 14:18:04
Because....that's it just because.

Why are the pokemon so diabeticly inducing cute?
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Post by: Gamepad on 2016 Jan 06, 09:38:37
Because of the toys! The Toys! Not the toys! *cough*

Why not Legends of Wolfestria?
Spoiler: show
(http://i.imgur.com/ALQsdS4.png)
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jan 06, 11:49:00
Take to long to house train them.

Why does it take so long to come up with bad jokes. o.O
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Post by: ScarletInk on 2016 Jan 06, 11:58:18
Because not every-bone can be a jokester.  lol

Why am I in the trash can?
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Post by: MarshyMellow on 2016 Jan 06, 17:38:51
Because you visited it.  :]



Why do so many people hate Comic Sans?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2016 Jan 06, 19:34:46
Because Papyrus
Spoiler: show
(http://img09.deviantart.net/a282/i/2015/278/3/6/papyrus__from_undertale__render_by_nibroc_rock-d9c1tak.png)


Why is Undertale one of the best rpgs?
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Post by: ScarletInk on 2016 Jan 06, 19:39:07
Because it literally munchs on your heart and soul and makes you feel the weight of your actions and love beautiful monsters that - with the exception of two - won't ever suspect yu could destroy them...

Why wasn't this a silly answer at all?  ovO
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jan 06, 23:58:58
Because your silliness in your brain is in hibernation.

Why is the earth round?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: MarshyMellow on 2016 Jan 14, 12:32:21
*Insert Pecola intro joke here*


Are you a wizard? O:
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Post by: Gamepad on 2016 Jan 14, 12:47:14
Only every second Friday, it's when the second hand store throws out it's hats and furniture.

Can I noms you?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jan 14, 13:18:18
Only on days that don't end with a "y"

Why do flowers smell?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2016 Jan 14, 16:31:27
Because there is a tiny factory inside the flower that makes the smell of the flower

Why is Derpy derpy?
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Post by: Gamepad on 2016 Jan 14, 16:51:13
Because Derpy Derped derpy derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Derp Dee Derp Da Derpity Derp.

Why is wolfy chubby?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2016 Jan 14, 16:57:37
Pie... :ajshifty:

I would like to know why the chubwolf is only domestic?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Gamepad on 2016 Jan 14, 17:14:17
Because he is so chubbeh floofeh.

Why does pie = happiness?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Super sayian pony on 2016 Jan 14, 17:19:21
*noms on a pie piece* Because *nom* its tastes yummy :3

Would u liek some pie?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Gamepad on 2016 Jan 14, 18:02:14
I would like pie, because pie is life.

Why don't everypony be everywolfy? Much more fun
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jan 15, 00:20:18
Wolfy isn't as fun as pony. >.<

Why  does it take so long between seasons?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Super sayian pony on 2016 Jan 15, 16:26:24
Because of ppl and pony's bad grammer

Why do things do things?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jan 15, 19:45:19
Depends on what type of things your talking about.

Why is the center of the earth so hot?
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Post by: Julien999 on 2016 May 17, 11:04:44
Because the earth love so much the space that it heart began to heat?

Why does it take 5 months for someone to reply on this last reply?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 May 17, 19:42:12
Because this thread was hiding from the likes of ME!!!!

... why was the thread hiding from me?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Super sayian pony on 2016 May 18, 07:53:29
Cuz Trixie put a spell on you that made you unlikable

Why is Trixie so mean?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: SandFire on 2016 May 18, 22:55:38
Becuase she wants love...

What is love?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Julien999 on 2016 May 19, 02:19:15
Spoiler: This • show
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/466/434/b50.gif)


Where is Ellowee?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 May 19, 11:17:41
She's wherever you want her to be. In her house, in the sky, under that bag of chips, down at the local store buying twinkies.

Why do clouds float
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 May 21, 16:11:38
Because of question marks.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck woodchuck could chuck wood... chuck... wait, what?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Super sayian pony on 2016 May 21, 17:30:19
*shrugs*

Why does does do
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Julien999 on 2016 May 21, 18:38:49
Because we do it to do it to do it do it in a wadledoodoodoo way. (I don't know what I just said. Deal with it)

Why did I modified my previous reply? (Reply #384)
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: SandFire on 2016 May 22, 19:42:02
I think its because of wheels.  :/  :P

Why did i do X3? 
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 May 25, 19:32:45
Because you like it.

:P?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Fu-shia Writer on 2016 May 25, 23:25:50
because you like muffins

why dose mlp make me smile?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: frío on 2016 May 26, 06:27:57
its a dose of love and tolerance

Why does Levi hate poking?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 May 26, 20:58:07
Don't you know?  The feeling's mutual.

Why does poking hate Levi?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 May 27, 10:40:52
Because......

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2016 May 27, 12:45:16
727 licks. Ii counted the last time u ate one :3

Why dus Spacey and Sandey Want to steal my cookies, Especially my fruit ones.
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: SandFire on 2016 May 27, 13:17:38
Becuase cookies and to our cookie god  ovO

Why do ponies shatter the glass bat pone SandFire?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 May 28, 14:24:43
I hadn't noticed, sorry.  Did they?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 May 29, 23:42:14
(since you didn't ask a question I just pretend you did.)

because snails hate peanut butter. :P

Why are turtles so slow with such big feet?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 May 31, 13:00:05
They enjoy viewing the scenery.

Why didn't you see my question in my last post? (it was "Did they?")
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2016 Jun 03, 11:45:40
Cuz cookies r delishus

Why do Sandy steal my fruit cookies and give me yucky cookies.
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jun 03, 12:53:53
Cause Sandy likes your cookies better.  Obviously.

How well will I do on the SAT tomorrow?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jun 13, 01:32:24
As well as another person that gets your same score.

Will I ever achieve my dreams?
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Post by: frío on 2016 Jun 13, 04:13:19
*ahem* DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS. SO JUST DO IT!

Will Life give me a bad end?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jun 13, 13:15:39
Not if you have an aglet!

Why can't penguins fly?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jun 13, 16:32:13
They just don't feel like it.

When are cyborgs going to be a thing?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jun 13, 16:55:44
As soon as we can make a cyborg robot. (That would be sssooooo cool.)

What is the meaning to life?
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Post by: ScarletInk on 2016 Jun 13, 17:46:31
Monkey!  :D

What did I just quote?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jun 13, 18:21:36
 Someone who made a quote about a monkey. :P

why do kangaroo's hop?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jun 14, 16:46:26
It might be better to ask, how have I been written?

Is this statement false?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jun 15, 13:36:30
Me: Uh...true. I'll go "true". Huh, that was easy. I'll be honest, I might have heard that one before, though; sort of cheating.
FeverishPegasus: [exasperatedly] It's a paradox! There is no answer!
Me: Ah...false. I'll go "false".

Life just gave me lemons.  What do I do?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jun 15, 20:01:39
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your dang lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give moonbeam16 lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

How does speed work with portals?

P.S: I don't actually intend to burn anyone's house down, it was a reference.
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jun 16, 11:05:37
Stuff happens, followed by more stuff, then a thingy is used to make yet even more stuff happen. It goes like something something something SCIENCE!!

Why are hotdogs called hotdogs when their not made of dog?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jun 16, 13:41:21
Fun fact, they actually used to be.

Why can't we warp spaceships yet?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2016 Jun 16, 14:01:05
Cuz our spacships r 2 lazee

Y am I so late?
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Post by: LeviathanTS on 2016 Jun 16, 19:01:11
Because the chibi ninja pone had to take down all enemies in his path before reaching here :3

When is ice cream day? :P
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2016 Jun 16, 22:19:42
In 7426 days

Wai duz Ai make cookies if Levi and Sandy Steal them all duh time
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jun 17, 12:40:48
A mind-control fungus is making Ai bake cookies.  The fungus is controlled by Levi and Sandy.

Why can't I be creative?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jun 17, 20:32:50
Can't really talk to much about it but it involves aliens the Loch-ness monster and pizza.
<.<
>.>
Why is the ocean blue?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jun 17, 20:48:22
Because it's afraid of most other colors.

Why, scientifically, does the universe exist?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jun 17, 23:17:12
I did a lot of scientific 'research' and came up with this: Why not?

What is my purpose?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jun 18, 10:54:10
MONEY!! :D

Why are hamburgers called hamburgers when they come from a cow?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jun 18, 13:48:26
The inventor knew people at the time liked pig burgers (gross), but beef was cheaper.  So, he made beef burgers and marketed them as 'ham'burgers.

Why do people like to eat pig, despite the fact that science has proven that it is bad for one's health?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jun 18, 22:24:17
One word: BACON!!

Why is der sky blue?
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Post by: frío on 2016 Jun 19, 02:58:19
the Blue birds fly, The blue birds cover the sky. so no bread outside kids!


Why ARE memes REAL?!  ovO
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jun 19, 10:54:28
 O:
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jun 20, 15:18:04
So people can look up dank memés on Bing images.

Why does the sun set red?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jun 20, 17:18:27
To make it harder to see the watermark on stock photos.

Why does my heart go on beating?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jun 20, 19:20:31
Because you breathe.

Why do we breathe?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jun 20, 20:09:03
Because your body has nothing better to do.

When can I fly?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jun 20, 20:59:03
I don't know for sure. All I get when I run the numbers is that it has something to do with pigs.

Why is science?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jun 20, 22:43:19
MAGIC!!  O:

Why do mosquitoes bite?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jun 21, 13:47:57
Because they're female.

Why do only female mosquitoes bite?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jun 21, 19:26:53
Because matter is lazy.

Why does matter have mass?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jun 22, 00:22:38
Because it's Catholic.

Why does mass affect gravity?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jun 22, 00:25:46
They have nothing better to do.

Why isn't the universe made out of spaghetti?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jun 22, 15:32:45
The flying spaghetti monster created it.

Would the phrase 'I think, therefore I am' be considered a valid way to view consciousness?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jun 22, 18:36:32
No, because you think when you dream.

Do other animals truly think?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jun 23, 01:42:57
Yes. They think mostly of der spaghetti mentioned earlier.

What is consciousness? Besides otters. (otters are everything)
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jun 23, 03:57:45
Since otters are everything, that means consciousness is otters.

Why are otters everything?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jun 23, 11:16:37
Trick question the conductor wears sandals.

Why do we bones inside of us?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jun 23, 14:22:26
So our bodies don't run out of calcium.

Why is calcium important?
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2016 Jun 23, 17:01:22
Meellk

Y does the water wave?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jun 23, 21:48:37
It's trying to tell you that it's leaving you.

Why do people make so many typos?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jun 24, 02:21:29
I dno't konw waht yuor takling abuot :P

Why does the sun shine?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jun 24, 11:54:12
So we wont look up.

Why is the sun yellow?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jun 24, 20:15:06
Same reason the ocean's blue: it's afraid of most other colors.

Why are colors so scary? (I'm looking at you, #3137FD and #BADA55!)
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jun 25, 02:00:26
Because as human beings, we are inherently racist.

Why do hackers exist?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jun 25, 02:07:19
Idle hands are the devils plaything.

Why do we do bad things when were bored?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jun 25, 02:29:30
Because bored-games like monopoly destroy friendships.

What are some synonyms to bored?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jun 25, 14:05:04
Board.

What's a synonym?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jun 25, 19:43:05
I don't know, but I know some synonyms to 'synonym' are 'equivalent' and 'metonym'.

What is an antonym?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jun 25, 23:43:22
I am raiding your fridge while your on the computer is an antonym. (Also a word opposite in meaning to another. thank you google. :P)

Why doesn't FeverishPegasus have anything good for me when I raid his fridge. That's not very considerate.
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jun 26, 03:34:17
I am sorry Spacecase101. I like ramen, burritos, and rice too much. It's all I got.

What is the antonym to the number 42?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jun 26, 15:27:31
Raiding 42's fridge while it's on the computer.

I don't know who this 42 person is, but they have some amazing-looking food here!  Of course, I don't know how it tastes, but it looks great.  Why didn't Spacecase raid this fridge?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jun 30, 10:17:52
Haven't gotten to it yet.

Why do all of you not put the food I want in your fridge so I can have something to enjoy when I raid it.
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jun 30, 18:31:34
So you learn that there's nothing for you in my fridge and you stay out of it.

...Why do I not want you in my fridge?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jul 01, 12:49:20
Your trying to keep the cake all to yourself.

Why don't you have more cake for my fridge raiding?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jul 02, 14:18:12
So you stay out of my fridge.

Why did Spacecase take my coconut water?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jul 02, 23:37:15
The more important question is why wasn't their cake in your coconut water. ( I was seeing if you were hiding it in their.)

Why is the moon so far away?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jul 03, 17:54:12
It's a little bit afraid of the Earth.

If the Moon is afraid of the Earth, why doesn't it just run away?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jul 04, 04:36:15
That's because the Moon secretly loves Earth, and just wont admit it.

Why doesn't the Moon just admit that?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jul 04, 13:09:05
Quote from: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jul 04, 04:36:15
That's because the Moon secretly loves Earth, and just wont admit it.

Why doesn't the Moon just admit that?

(I'm going to be honest, I was hoping I would get this answer.  Thank you.)

Because it's also afraid of the Earth.

Why is the moon afraid of the Earth?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jul 05, 02:17:30
Quote from: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jul 04, 13:09:05
(I'm going to be honest, I was hoping I would get this answer.  Thank you.)

(lol, no problem)

Because the Earth is just soooo kawaii.

Or maybe it's just because Earth is older. How old is the Earth compared to the moon again?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jul 05, 13:27:27
Only about 13 million years older, so... I doubt it.

Why is the Moon attracted to the Earth in the first place?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jul 06, 04:13:26
It has so many layers. Mysterious planets are attractive.

Why wont the Earth notice the moon?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jul 06, 12:30:20
Because the Earth is a snob

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jul 06, 22:00:21
Well, if you go straight for the bite...

...what will happen?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jul 07, 04:07:37
I can't say for sure, but you'd probably get the same effect dividing something by 0.

Why are some books so hard to read?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jul 07, 11:22:46
They're made of stone, not paper.

Why are rocks so hard?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jul 12, 12:28:58
To protect the creamy nougat inside.

Who do they get the creamy filling inside a Twinkie.
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jul 12, 13:03:18
Trees.

Why are people so focused on saving trees when algae and phytoplankton process so much more carbon dioxide?  The reason we have more CO2 is because we're just putting so much more out.  Forget saving forests, let's have Twinkies!
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Post by: Julien999 on 2016 Jul 12, 15:35:27
You didn't made any question. (You replied yourself to your own question)

Why Princess Twilight want you to buy Red Bull and drink it?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jul 12, 17:05:19
I know it has to do with something that isn't lying to you, but I'm too lazy to look at Spacecase's profile picture.

Why is it hard to think when you're under pressure?
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Post by: Enjer on 2016 Jul 12, 19:21:23
Cause under pressure your blood concentrates, thickens and your metabolism slows down. So your brain doesn't get enough oxygen.

What am I doing here?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jul 12, 23:23:02
Not noticing that I was asking why people care about trees, that's for sure.

Why was that question overlooked (I most certainly did NOT address that matter)?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jul 13, 00:04:06
It is very easy to get the 'gist' of a message, but miss a vital detail. Curse you heuristics!

When are we going to get a spin-off MLP show?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jul 13, 11:42:22
It's called Equestria Girls.

Why is Equestria Girls so unpopular?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jul 13, 11:43:55
because their not ponies. (I thought they gained a little bit of popularity)

Why is Equestria no ruled by sammiches like everyone knows they should?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jul 13, 11:49:25
Because Celestia decided to crush the sandwich population... BY EATING THEM.

Do we eat sandwiches alive?
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Post by: Julien999 on 2016 Jul 13, 14:32:41
Heavy does. #TeamHeavy

Why are you looking at my banana head?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jul 13, 22:17:17
Uh, I'm going to assume you're talking about an actual banana. It's because I want to hold a conversation with it.

Under US states for 100, we have "Name the state with the largest electoral vote count".
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jul 13, 22:20:13
What is Alaska?

What is Alaska?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jul 13, 22:41:13
Alaska is what you get when you combine all the universe's suffering, and then package it into a silver box, with a bow of polar lights attached to the top.

Why can't I find it within me to move to Alaska?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jul 13, 22:56:00
Because it's too dark in the winter and too sunny in the summer.

Why do you want to move to Alaska?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Jul 14, 11:05:25
Because whales. :D

What are whales?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jul 14, 13:19:12
They're the elephants of the sea!

What are elephants?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jul 15, 18:20:32
Whales of the...land?

What would happen if you mixed the genes of a whale and an elephant?
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Post by: Enjer on 2016 Jul 15, 20:18:13
A whalephant, I guess.

So, there are elephants of the see and whales of the land. Any suggestion what would be related to the space?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jul 15, 22:03:59
It would be Wales. Not the mammal. The country in the United Kingdom.

What would be related to the sun?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jul 16, 13:28:22
Sundaes.

Why does Ice Cream taste so much better frozen than melted?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jul 16, 15:22:59
Because then, your taste buds are too cold to realize what you're eating

Why can't we have hot ice cream like we have hot coffee?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jul 17, 13:14:13
But you can, if you believe... in your heating appliance.

Does everypony have a microwave?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jul 18, 01:17:26
Yes, in fact, 140% of the population has a microwave.

What would a microwave look like in the 5th dimension?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jul 21, 11:52:16
Different than it goes in the fourth dimension, probably.

How does the fourth dimension look?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jul 21, 16:12:38
I'd say it looks like a restaurant staffed with robots.

If there's one thing you could control for the rest of your life, what would it be?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jul 24, 22:25:34
My life.

If there's one thing you could control for the rest of your life, what would it be?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jul 25, 18:00:49
My emotions.

If there's one thing couldn't control for the rest of your life. What would you choose?
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Post by: Diamond dynamite on 2016 Jul 28, 13:08:04
And then came in the babbler

;)or :P
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Aug 01, 03:11:23
Honestly, I prefer 'xD'

If you could have fun doing something you'd normally hate, what would it be?
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Post by: Nightshade star on 2016 Aug 01, 20:29:52
Studying. I HATE IT

What game would you want to literally enter yourself?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Aug 01, 22:16:07
Legends of Equestria. (INSERT SHAMELESS PLUG!) ovO

How do they get the filling into an Oreo cookie?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Aug 02, 00:39:23
I don't know, but I'm sure it's painful for the cookie.

Why doesn't everyone like Double Stuffed Oreo cookies?
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Post by: OldenEmpire on 2016 Aug 02, 01:51:01
Because evil exists somewhere in the depths of the moldy labyrinth of Bellerophon.

Why are there no lawn gnomes in this game yet?
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Post by: Spacecase101 on 2016 Aug 02, 10:49:12
The lawn gnomes are on strike. As soon as they negotiate their new contract they will be added. (Good luck with that.)

Why cant we just get cheese from der moon.
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Aug 02, 12:28:59
The mare on the moon is extremely possessive.

How is there so much cheese in space?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Aug 02, 16:45:58
All the cheesy science fiction novels certainly don't help.

Who was it that liked cheese in Skyrim again?
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Post by: Julien999 on 2016 Nov 19, 14:45:31
Everyone like cheese in Skyrim! Except that guy who got an arrow on his feet because he doesn't like cheese.

Does Wario love eating cakes?

Envoyé depuis mon GT-S7500 avec Tapatalk

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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2016 Nov 19, 15:00:12
Yus he does ^^  Onion Cakes ;3

Wai dus pokemons say their names instead of speaking words? :p
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Nov 20, 00:25:04
They were actually named after the longest nonrepeating string of syllables that they could say.

Who has Pokémon Sun/Moon already?
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Post by: frío on 2016 Nov 20, 09:48:04
I dunno, Celestia and Luna do.

Why does the earth Rotate?
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Post by: Purple on 2016 Nov 23, 11:17:09
Does it?  I had no ideaaaa :o

Do colors exist? ._.
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Post by: Nightshade star on 2016 Nov 24, 09:12:06
Erm, purple* exists.
(*DA USERNAME)

Why does the moon not rotate the sun?
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Post by: ScribbleStitch on 2016 Nov 24, 17:09:39
Then wouldn't it be night on the moon? O:
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Post by: Purple on 2016 Nov 25, 21:06:47
Quote from: Nightshade Star on 2016 Nov 24, 09:12:06
Erm, purple* exists.
(*DA USERNAME)


Oh my gosh, you're right! I DO exist!! :o

Quote from: Cyree123 on 2016 Nov 24, 17:09:39
Then wouldn't it be night on the moon? O:


I thought it was always night on the moon ._. it is the moon after all.

Lions or Bats?
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Post by: ScribbleStitch on 2016 Nov 25, 22:26:54
Oops. Meant sun :P the one time I don't proof read lol

Lions, cause they're fluffy

Why do we need to sleep?

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Post by: Purple on 2016 Nov 26, 08:51:33
"Sleep is a curse, but it is a curse I must live with." - Steven Quartz Universe

should you eat cake?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2016 Nov 28, 16:27:08
Nah, I heard that thing's a lie.

Why is pi so tasty?
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Post by: Nightshade star on 2016 Nov 28, 20:10:32
Because it's pie.

How do you not ask a question?
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Post by: tigergirl09 on 2016 Dec 02, 14:07:55
You don't open your mouth.


Why are there wild animals?
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Post by: Purple on 2016 Dec 02, 14:30:01
Because their souls could not be tamed -.-

Where does the sun go in a solar eclipse?
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Post by: BuckyBudder on 2016 Dec 02, 19:47:05
On vacation in the Caribbean Islands.

Why are there no spells shown in MLP other than teleportation, age change, sex change, love it need it, stripping talents, levitation, and blast?
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Post by: Thunder Spin on 2016 Dec 03, 05:38:17
Because unicorns and alicorns don't know magic.


Why are there always the same hairstyles on other ponies except the main characters?
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Post by: lightspeed_flash on 2016 Dec 03, 06:16:33
Because those hairstyles are popular.


Why does everyone keep asking me about my bags?
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Post by: Purple on 2016 Dec 03, 22:54:48
Because they intrigue us.

Why is Fluttershy so Kawaii?
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Post by: Aqua Fire on 2016 Dec 04, 17:17:12
Because she is.
Why are my parents a bat and a Pegasus, and my brother a bat pony, yet I'm an earth pony.
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Post by: ScarletInk on 2016 Dec 04, 18:08:01
Because Genetic is Magic!

Why does some OCs have so complicated backstories and some are just "left my parent's house and opened a library"?
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Post by: Purple on 2016 Dec 04, 21:53:50
...That may partially be my fault X3 (hides 3 books worth of backstory for my OC)

Why am I so Kawaii?

...that's totally not egotistical of me at alllll :P
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Post by: Thunder Spin on 2016 Dec 09, 06:56:55
Because pones are cute! :3


Why are there different races of ponies when there can only be earth ponies?
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Post by: Aqua Fire on 2016 Dec 09, 22:56:26
Because earth ponys rule!! :]
Why does my main oc have no normal friends? One of her friends is a siren!! A SIREN!!!
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Post by: Nightshade star on 2016 Dec 14, 16:27:15
Because she's friends with a siren and sirens are know to be evil?

Why do I have a taco in my face right now?
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Post by: Aqua Fire on 2016 Dec 14, 17:00:32
Because I didn't like tacos.
Why do I not know what to say?
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Post by: Thunder Spin on 2016 Dec 16, 08:10:06
Because your mind is always stuck!

Why don't I like Twilight?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Aqua Fire on 2016 Dec 16, 18:39:17
Because she's now an alicorn.
Why do I like the season 6 finale?
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Post by: Thunder Spin on 2016 Dec 17, 02:33:33
Quote from: Aqua Fire on 2016 Dec 16, 18:39:17
Because she's now an alicorn.
Why do I like the season 6 finale?

((That's why I like her some better, but it's okay))

Because you have never watched it!

Why doesn't fluttershy fly well?
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Post by: Aqua Fire on 2016 Dec 17, 10:32:46
Because she's FLUTTERshy.
Why do the old and new changelings, except for Chrysalis, have no manes?
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Post by: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Dec 19, 13:07:21
It's because they can't afford a good haircut, so they get rid of it.

Why are the new changelings so green?
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Post by: Aqua Fire on 2016 Dec 19, 20:34:56
Cause they're sick of how nice they are.
Why did I just come up with a species caled the cloudie that you should really check out?
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Post by: Thunder Spin on 2016 Dec 20, 13:31:15
Because you were sleeping

Why don't I sleep early?
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Post by: Purple on 2017 Jan 25, 10:20:18
Because staying up late is fun :P

is Anime good?
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Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Jan 25, 15:51:49
Which anime? Is is Sailor Moon?
It it :P
Why does Pie =3.?????????? ?
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Post by: SandFire on 2017 Feb 19, 23:45:28
Pie is as Pie does.


Why do people put pizza's on roof?
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Post by: Aqua Fire on 2017 Feb 20, 08:29:24
Because they want to have dough much fun on the roof(kill me now):facehoof:


Why is Sans called Sans?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Purple on 2017 Feb 20, 23:14:21
Because the font is so beautiful :3

And since we're on the topic: best Undertale character?
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Post by: ScarletInk on 2017 Feb 21, 01:43:43
Jerry! *it took all of Scarlet's strenght not to say Sans*

Best anime ever? ;)
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Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Feb 22, 15:45:38
"My Love Story!" <3
I mean seriously. It's so funny.  :3 lol

Best pony?
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Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Feb 23, 01:42:02
Twilight Sparklee!!! (as many ponies and small kids who watch the show would say)

Why is Canterlot far away from Cloudsdale?
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Post by: Aqua Fire on 2017 Feb 23, 18:57:19
Because CLOUDSdale is in the CLOUDS(I don't get it either)
Why does Gaster speak in Wingdings? Actually, When does Gaster speak?
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Post by: ScarletInk on 2017 Feb 25, 14:57:33
He CONSTANTLY speaks. He just can't seem to stop talking, but since he's lost in the void no one can hear him.

In the void, no one can hear you scream.

How big is the void? ^-^
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Post by: Aqua Fire on 2017 Feb 25, 16:48:21
I don't know what your talking about. I've also never played the game. The void must be as big as a void.


WHEN DOES GASTER SPEAK?!?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Purple on 2017 Feb 25, 19:10:59
When 17 happens.
(entry number 17 in Undertale's files)


Cake or pie?
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Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Feb 26, 05:43:23
Pie? Is there a wrong and a right answer?

Why is pikatchu more famous than other pokemons?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Aqua Fire on 2017 Feb 26, 11:37:38
Because of it's stubborn attitude with a pokèball.


Why a, I making this question?
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Post by: LeviathanTS on 2017 Feb 26, 14:49:25
For the same reason I'm giving this answer :P

Where can I find a pone? :3
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Feb 26, 15:19:51
Right under your post!

Why is my main OC called Thunder Spin?
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Post by: LeviathanTS on 2017 Feb 26, 18:32:32
It ties in with why asked where I can find a pone actually...
*Levi picks up Thunder Spin, hugs them and spins around while hugging them* :3

That's why your called Thunder Spin :3
... and sorry, I know you don't like hugs... but that was necessary :P


Will the good luck I've had over the last few days continue? ^-^
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Post by: Aqua Fire on 2017 Feb 26, 23:30:39
No.. Tomorrow your luck will run out.. Jk..


Why am I up 30 minutes away from midnight?
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Post by: Purple on 2017 Feb 28, 14:24:57
Because timezones.

Why do ducks exist?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Aqua Fire on 2017 Feb 28, 19:28:54
So they can attack people on Milo Murphy's law.


Why is Phineus and Ferb canceled?
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Post by: Purple on 2017 Mar 01, 17:34:29
Summer is over.

Diamonds or Pearls?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2017 Mar 13, 13:08:58
Platinum.

Pop tarts or waffles?
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Post by: Purple on 2017 Mar 13, 13:41:04
Yes.

Winter or Summer?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2017 Mar 13, 13:55:59
Autumn.

Money?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Mar 13, 15:04:27
Money for what? NO, whatever that is!

What is doughtnut made of??!!
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Purple on 2017 Mar 13, 15:06:28
Dough and nuts, obviously  :P

(sorry people with Tree nut allergies, apparently doughnuts aren't safe I have a severe allergy to tree nuts)

how do you make a pancake?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2017 Mar 13, 16:18:37
You bake a cake in a cake pan, and the cake that sticks to the sides is pancake!

How does one make a car?
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Post by: Aqua Fire on 2017 Mar 13, 19:46:36
Well, you add an A, a space, a C, an A, and an R.
Bill Cypher?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2017 Mar 14, 14:57:11
No thanks, Pine Tree.

Mabel?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Purple on 2017 Mar 14, 15:25:36
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY BEDAZZLED MY FACE.  BLINK. ow


Snow?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: moonbeam16 on 2017 Mar 14, 15:52:35
How much?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Aqua Fire on 2017 Mar 14, 16:28:59
SNOOWW


Shooting Star?
(Lol Gravity Falls)
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: moonbeam16 on 2017 Mar 14, 20:02:28
Pine Tree.

Woodcutter?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Purple on 2017 Mar 15, 15:10:26
How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck CHUCK NORRIS.

Can an apple be orange? o_o
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Mar 15, 16:11:37
Only when it is a lemon :P
Ruby or pearl?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Aqua Fire on 2017 Mar 15, 23:49:14
Moon.
Why are we saying words as questions?
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Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Mar 16, 07:47:01
'Cause we have to

Why is French a language we learn?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Aqua Fire on 2017 Mar 16, 13:06:45
Because we need Fries.
Why can't I think of a question?
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Post by: Purple on 2017 Mar 17, 10:25:36
because the library of questions in your brain was raided by thought pirates.

Favorite color?
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Post by: Aqua Fire on 2017 Mar 17, 11:29:06
Green.


Derpy best pony?  :P
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Mar 17, 15:53:37
No


Everything okay?
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Post by: Aqua Fire on 2017 Mar 17, 18:02:15
No.  :o  Derpy sad.


Lunar Republic?
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Post by: Purple on 2017 Mar 19, 09:40:08
 :celestia:

((no))

Why are tomatoes fruits?
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Post by: Aqua Fire on 2017 Mar 19, 18:24:28
Um.. They grew first?


Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
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Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Mar 20, 01:33:05
Because cookies cannot escape from the oven :P !



Why am I cyan?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: OldenEmpire on 2017 Mar 24, 14:48:28
Because ayan is already taken and byan sounds silly.

Why has no one used any counterspells in mlp?
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Post by: ScarletInk on 2017 Mar 24, 16:04:28
Because J. K. Rowling already bought them all and used them in Harry Potter.

Where am I?

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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2017 Mar 25, 22:18:26
Home.  Because home is where the heart is, and yours is always inside of you (I hope). :I

Is it a bad thing if I have no pulse?
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Post by: Purple on 2017 Mar 31, 13:52:50
[Granny Smith]: what's that?  You have no purse?  Well why would that be a problem?

sorry, somehow a pony came into the real world and got onto my computer.  I hope you fix your purse problem soon.

So we know what happens if a tree falls in the forest no we don't, but what happens if a BUSH falls in the forest?  Does THAT make a sound?

yes it does.
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Post by: Super sayian pony on 2017 May 27, 22:27:12
It makes the sound The Great Tiger Warrior makes when intimidating his foes "Rawr"

Wut happens if u divide 0 by a black hole?
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Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Jun 15, 19:32:34
You get PARTY HARD

Why is light so bright?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: moonbeam16 on 2017 Jun 19, 17:16:12
Because it studies.

Is light heavy?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Jun 19, 17:44:01
Depends if your a molecule or a pony.
What is a question?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2017 Jun 19, 18:07:45
The true question is "What do you get when you multiply six by nine?"  This is my question to you.
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Jun 19, 18:51:29
You get the opposite of 45

Why?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2017 Jun 19, 18:53:29
It rhymes with pi!

Do I?
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Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Jun 19, 20:05:46
I does, but is your name Lilly-eye?

Why is pi pie tasty?
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Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Jun 20, 08:03:31
Because it is a pie. All pies are tasty!

Why is it raining?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: moonbeam16 on 2017 Jun 20, 17:18:30
You must've made the sky sad somehow.  Stop making it cry!

Why did Thundergirl make the sky cry?
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Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Jun 21, 17:08:26
Because she did.

YOU
Why am I using my DO YOUR CHORES! base?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: moonbeam16 on 2017 Jun 21, 17:55:49
Because I haven's done my chores yet.

What are my chores?
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Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Jun 21, 18:06:15
Your mom: Clean the house, honey!
You: WAIT A SEC!!!

Why did I write a dialogue?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2017 Jun 21, 18:11:10
Because that's just how life is, people talking and talking without end.

How's things?
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Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Jun 21, 19:41:49
Things are things.

How's the day?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2017 Jun 22, 13:48:34
Hungry.

What is love?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Jun 22, 15:22:10
This food that I hate.

Why is love so pure?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2017 Jun 22, 16:13:27
Because it's been distilled several times.

Where does love come from?
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Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Jun 23, 04:20:47
Heaven


Why do ppl need love?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2017 Jun 23, 13:20:42
Everyone's secretly a changeling.

Who is Houdini?
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Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Jun 23, 14:54:55
A magical unicorn-human.

What is a changeling?
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Post by: moonbeam16 on 2017 Jun 23, 21:10:18
YOU. O:

Who am I?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Jun 24, 00:27:38
You are You


Why can't I see that?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Purple on 2017 Jun 24, 12:25:48
because it doesn't exist.

Applejack?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Jun 24, 13:47:37
Cereal.

Why?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: moonbeam16 on 2017 Jun 24, 19:33:29
True.  Too true.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: ScarletInk on 2017 Jun 24, 21:13:46
Because he already crossed it, saw the other side, wasn't impressed by it and decided to go back home.

What came first? The egg or the chicken?
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Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Jun 25, 14:00:00


WHAT
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Jun 26, 03:45:37
AHEM. QUESTION PLEASE


Why can't Nightshade make a question?
Because she's socked
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Jun 26, 10:51:33
The "WHAT" was a question.

Why does it matter?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Purple on 2017 Jun 30, 21:28:49
It matters because cookies.

What is the purpose of a Question Mark?
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Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Jun 30, 21:32:50
The question mark has no purpose. It's just a question mark.

Why did @Thundergirl write that I'm socked?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Jul 01, 04:47:47
Because sock smells shocks

Why do we all want to play LoE right now?


Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Jul 03, 22:48:05
Because it will now be an unlimited game!!!!
WOO

Why haven't I played ever?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Night Striker on 2017 Aug 30, 02:13:54
Because you knew everypony was a changeling and that they're out to get you.

Why does almost everypony like Fluttershy?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Aug 30, 04:16:13
Because reasons


Why do goats exist?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Night Striker on 2017 Aug 30, 08:15:11
They exist because they're the failed attempts of earth ponies trying to be a unicorn

Why do bugs exist?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: moonbeam16 on 2017 Sep 01, 18:39:15
Pollination!

Where are the beeeeeeeeeeees?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Sep 02, 20:54:14
SOMEWHEREE


Are there people here obsessed with Wings of Fire like me?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Sep 03, 05:38:29
*shrug*


Onions?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: moonbeam16 on 2017 Sep 03, 10:35:38
Depends.

Are they fried?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Sep 12, 07:24:49
No, because shallots was the right answer! (adapted from "the impossible quiz")


Hello? Are you in the other side?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Dark Hooves on 2017 Sep 19, 18:51:39
I am job
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Sep 21, 07:03:17
QUESTIOOOOOON!!! Wait, was "job" a question?


Will you give me your phone number? (do not)
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Dark Hooves on 2017 Sep 21, 09:47:04
Eenope, may I get a million dollars?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: moonbeam16 on 2017 Oct 02, 17:30:41
If you earn it.

Can I bake a pie?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Oct 08, 11:58:41
Nope, but you can eat it.


May you solve my mathematical problems instead of me?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Oct 09, 10:08:55
I'll solve you instead of your mathematical problems. GET YO FACTS RIGHT



Can someone give me tickets to the Broadway musical Hamilton?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Oct 26, 10:41:03
NO


Why @Nightshade Star ?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Julien999 on 2017 Oct 26, 17:05:13
Because she wants to see the shooting 'Star' during this only 'Night'.

What am I spying?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Oct 27, 00:11:13
Applejack's apples?



Why did "Equestria's got talent" stop?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Thunder Spin on 2017 Oct 27, 00:40:12
Quote from: Aqua Fire on 2017 Feb 25, 16:48:21I don't know what your talking about. I've also never played the game. The void must be as big as a void.


WHEN DOES GASTER SPEAK?!?!?!?!?!

@Aqua Fire I think you want an answer. Wait, am I allowed to answer this :o ? Now, ponies, just answer the question above x3
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Oct 28, 22:17:33
@Aqua Fire

Never


@Thundergirl

Because no one was brave enough to audition.
IM CHANGING THAT

Why is no one in Equestria listening to Hamilton right now??
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Silver Gust on 2017 Nov 15, 18:33:41
Because this thread is too long, so it takes everypony too long to catch up. Give it a few hours.

Why did I choose to reply to this thread?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Nov 16, 17:26:56
Quote from: Flat Dragon on 2017 Nov 15, 18:33:41Because this thread is too long, so it takes everypony too long to catch up. Give it a few hours.

Why did I choose to reply to this thread?

Because you did. Choose your answer.

Why did I try out for JV?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Silver Gust on 2017 Nov 16, 18:25:13
Because V was a little down and J tried to cheer it up.

Why can't we enter the Matrix?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Enjer on 2017 Nov 17, 11:01:50
Because you don't have a hole in the back of your head.

I hope.


He doesn't have it, does he?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Julien999 on 2017 Dec 12, 01:13:09
"NOPE!" I think it's a hole in the heart because of a love arrow. Wait a minute...

What is love? I am going to hurt you if you don't care to reply!
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Silver Gust on 2017 Dec 12, 02:47:31
It's a song by the Black Eyed Peas.

Who let the dogs out?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Dec 12, 19:23:16
*runs up to the doghouse*

WHAT THE DOGS ARE OUT-

Why did I win the Hamilton lottery but I couldn't go?

(BTW I actually did win but it was in Chicago and I live like thousands of miles away so I couldn't go :'( )
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Silver Gust on 2017 Dec 12, 19:38:38
You couldn't go because you were too busy watching a chicken cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Dec 12, 21:52:36
To get to the other-
Wait no.


Why DID the chicken cross the road?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Silver Gust on 2017 Dec 12, 22:52:24
I'm not sure. I think he said something about laying an egg, but I'm quite certain he was a rooster.

Can you tell me more?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Nightshade star on 2017 Dec 13, 07:55:28
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE-
(From Grease)

Why do I make so many references to musicals?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Julien999 on 2017 Dec 13, 14:30:06
Because Music is Magic.

What does the fox say?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Silver Gust on 2017 Dec 13, 14:53:36
Yo diggity.

Why have I been listening to Kick Back by SMOR3S on repeat for the last week, give or take?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: GaryHappyPony on 2018 Jan 15, 04:40:58
I guess you're a fan of tough guys who always say that word

How to make a cat sing?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: SparkleChord on 2018 Mar 23, 00:44:13
Quote from: GaryHappyPony on 2018 Jan 15, 04:40:58I guess you're a fan of tough guys who always say that word

How to make a cat sing?

like this:


best horse?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Nightshade star on 2018 Mar 23, 07:49:03
A UNICORNN


What's the difference between a horse and a pony?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Cloudy Skies on 2018 Apr 24, 14:50:09
One's a boy and one's a girl!  ovO


Why does Ellowee have a weird hat!?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: SparkleChord on 2018 May 03, 19:16:08
Weird?  What do you mean weird?  Ellowee's hat is fabulous! :ellowee:

How come Fluttershy's parents named her Fluttershy?  Did they know she was going to be shy, or did her name affect her disposition? o.o
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Post by: Day_Dream on 2018 Jun 17, 02:16:48
Because Fluttertimid and Flutterbashful didn't quite have the same ring to them.

What is the square root of Pinkie Pie?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: TobaiasofTantalus on 2018 Jun 20, 09:13:27
Simple, Fun. Fun3? I forget how many. It's been a while since I took statistical convivialitics.

If winter is wrapped up by ponies, what is the timing of the seasons in other areas?
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: CleverCreations on 2018 Jun 20, 11:08:06
Quote from: TobaiasofTantalus on 2018 Jun 20, 09:13:27Simple, Fun. Fun3? I forget how many. It's been a while since I took statistical convivialitics.

If winter is wrapped up by ponies, what is the timing of the seasons in other areas?

magical mice.


what am i?
Title: Cant Connect To Server
Post by: AvesRamer on 2019 Sep 01, 08:54:57
С сегодняшнего дня что-то произошло, и я не могу получить в любой сервер. Написано мне следующую ошибку  Could not connect to server"

Как решить эту проблему.
Title: Re: ask a question and and get silly answers~
Post by: Nightshade star on 2019 Sep 02, 13:21:19
Quote from: CleverCreations on 2018 Jun 20, 11:08:06magical mice.


what am i?
You're one of all reincarnations of you, according to Andy Weir's "The Egg"

Can someone elaborate on this?