Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but now abcchdefghijklllnñopqrrrstuvwxyz

Apple Bloom: Ah really wish mah sister was here!

[Cybestry]

Granted, but Applejack is unconscious  from being hit in the head with an apple

I wish background ponies had more  attention

[DarkSpectre]

Granted, but they hired more background ponies to be the background's background.

I wish I could walk on water.

[Chromastone64]

Granted, but only on absolutly 100% pure water.
I wish I didn't have so much work at collage. (I also wish I knew how this random person got my Skype name and liiteraly just sent me a slightly creepy message...blocked.)

[Buttercookie]

Granted, now you are expelled from college, and now that person has complete control over your Skype 
I wish

[Naura]

Granted, but it de-wished itself after 1 second.
I wish I could draw better.

[Cybestry]

Granted, but your art is invisible

I wish I could code better

[Naura]

Granted, but somepony always steals your work so you can't use it because it gets copyrighted.
I wish I could get a hug from somepony that isn't in my family.

[DarkSpectre]

Granted, I give you a hug while disguised as somepony from your family, and grab a snack while I do so.

I wish my muse would stop being so lazy and help me write.

[Cybestry]

Granted, now your muse isn't lazy and you work so much, you miss a OSW!

I wish for something pony-related.

[Naura]

Granted, you get a plushie Pinkie, but 10 secods later the Tardis appear and fly away with it.
I wish I could eat meat in Equestria...

[Cybestry]

Granted, but the only meat edible in equestria are the tongues of animals (Still covered in spit)

I wish bronies took over the world!!!!!!

[Sunshine Smash]

Granted. But it's the very obnoxious ones everyone hates.


I wish I could find a store where Omega Ruby is before the Beldum event ends.

[Cybestry]

Granted, but right when you reach for the last game in stock , someone takes it before you do

I wish my parents would approve of  me being a brony

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, now they treat you like a daughter.

I wish for a cool weather for this OSW.

[Cybestry]

Granted, but a freak heat wave raises the temperature 20 degrees warmer.

I wish I had a portal gun!

[Sunshine Smash]

Granted. It's the one portal device. And no other portal creation device existed.


I wish the miracle happen..... (I'm aware it's grammatically incorrect. It's a reference joke.)

[Peace Keeper]

granted, but the miracle happened for someone else

I wish it rained more.

[Sunshine Smash]

Granted. It now rains fire more.

I wish my phone wasn't always signed in on this website for whatever reason.

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but now it has a hard time signing in to this site.

I wish I can replace my GPU in my laptop with a better one without opening it up wholesomely.