Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[Spacecase101]

Granted 42. 

I wish I knew what the question is to the answer.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted. The question is 'What do you get when you multiply six by nine?'

I wish to know the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow.

[dashie77]

Helloo. its mee Im Bacck
Granted, But everyone you ask dont know eitherrrr

I wish to know whats going on in people's minds ;o

[Spacecase101]

Granted. You are surprised to learn its not much.

[quote author=@FeverishPegasus link=topic=13415.msg991922#msg991922 date=1466035761]
I wish to know the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow.
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I wish to know if it was an African or European swallow. Also its just a flesh wound.

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  It's actually neither.

I wish to watch that movie (I haven't yet).

[Spacecase101]

Granted! But now you have to deal with me and Feverish quoting from Monty Python and the Holy Grail all da time.

I wish for otters.

[moonbeam16]

Granted. Here is a website with pictures of otters.

I wish the otters came out of the picture for Spacecase.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted. The otters leave the picture to hang out with Spacecase. However, the otters remain 2-D, and Spacecase finds that they cannot be touched, because they are lacking the third dimension. They will forever yearn for hugs, and no one will be able to help them.

I wish to have the dedication the Black Knight had during his fight with King Arthur.

[moonbeam16]

Granted.
...whoops, haha... looks like I added a little too much dedication.  Well, I'm sure you won't mind being excessively dedicated to everything you do.

I wish FeverishPegasus was dedicated to me.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but I became so dedicated to you that I decided to turn myself into a statue, so I could be dedicated to you for the rest of my life.

I wish to become the best author on FimFiction.

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  Now your fans can admire you in all of your glory by visiting your statue.  By the way, I am charging a fee.

I wish more people visited the FeverishPegasus statue.

[Spacecase101]

Granted! *Takes off Dedicated to FeverishPegasus sign and attaches Dedicated to Spacecase101 plaque instead.* their now I guarantee more people will see it.

I wish for a giant robot suit.

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  Extreme assembly required.  I mean mine your own ores level assembly required.

I wish Spacecase had help with the construction of the mecha suit.
(Joke's on you, the statue was never dedicated to FeverishPegasus, it was dedicated to me. )

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted. I give my best thoughts and wishes from within the statue.

I wish to break out of the statue like Discord did.

(moonbeam16 is correct, I was dedicated to him )

[Spacecase101]

Granted you break right out of that statue...and find yourself in an even bigger statue. (I got it remade.)

I wish for a Klondike bar.

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  It's melted.

I wish non-Muslims would try fasting.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. I will fast as soon as I finish this burger and right before I start on my next burger. 

I wish I had a shark with laser beams.

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  You now have a laser-wielding shark.  As a nemesis.

I wish the laser shark's lasers stopped working.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. Now they have light sabers.

I wish I had a train.

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  Here's a toy train.

I wish the toy train actually ran.

(You realize, Spacecase, that the shark is your nemesis, right?  And now it has lightsabers.)