Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[Nightshade Star]

Granted. You are...

A dapple grey pony

Wish to have a pet dog.

[Super sayian pony]

Here's a wolf, you might need to tame it dough and give it its shots .3.

I wish for moar emojis

[SandFire]

Granted but its eldritch faces that your mind blocks out.
You see bet ya dont see

I wish for more hugs.

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful glass mango.  I bring you to FeverishPeagsus's goat herd, who give you a giant goat hug.  Or rather, they give me a giant goat hug, but I hug you first, so they're essentially giving you the goat hug.

I wish to spread the joy of the giant goat hug to more ponies.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted. I summon all the goats in the world with one powerful sound signal. Cities get mobbed by the goats, and ponies are unable to escape the hugs. It might take a while, but the goats will continue on their quest to hug everypony in existence.

I wish I could be at ground zero of the goat hugs.

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but you only get one hug.

I wish I could trade my Xbox One for an Xbox One S, and it works without lemons, glitches, lags, plays games, and can watch streams in 4K

[ScribbleStitch]

Granted; but as your setting it up, the goats stampede over it

I wish I could fly

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful glass mango.  You can't control it.

I wish I didn't have the stomach flu right now.

[SandFire]

Granted its now bird flu. Darn pegasus.

I wish to have a pet glass wolf.

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful glass mango.
What?  I can't be nice here?  Fine.  It's not alive, just a sculpture.

I wish I didn't have bird flu right now.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, now its just a normal stomach flu again.

I wish I could horse.

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but you can't horse around.

I wish... I wish... hmm... I don't know what to wish for...


AH! I KNOW

I wish I can play and shred on guitar, and I don't mean shredding like breaking it

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful glass mango.  You now have a guitar that has a built in shredder.  You can shred whatever you want now!  Also, you are able to play guitar, but only very poorly.  Also, to afford the shredder and have it installed, we couldn't afford strings, tuning pegs, a case, or even a pick.  And the shredder outputs directly into the soundbox.

I wish I could speak Bangla properly.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but anyone else that spoke Bangla only speaks English now.

I wish I could speak German.

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, you only know nein

I wish for spaghetti.

[FeverishPegasus]

Nein!

I wish for Hollywood-level acting skills.

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful glass mango.  You can act as well as anybody in Hollywood... in the 70's.

I wish people could act better in the 70's.

[SandFire]

Granted the acting skill switches from todays time with the 70s.

I wish hollywood wasnt controversal

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, now cartoons are controversial (What have you done!?)

I wish I had time to do all the requests done within the year.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but your drawings are controversial as well.

I wish I had the power.