Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[moonbeam16]

(Actually, moonbeam is technically a different user.  I'll assume you meant me.)
Granted by the all-powerful mango.  I am now monochrome, to differentiate me from the other mangoes.

I wish everypony would stop trying to eat Earl.  He's my friend!
(I'm looking at you, FeverishPegasus.)

[FeverishPegasus]

(I don't see you lookin' at me )

Hahahahahahahahaha! No mercy for Earl! Well, I guess you did wish for his safety...

I've decided to clone him, and let the clone fend for itself. 

Normal Earl is safe though, just don't let him get switched with his clone!

I wish we could make the two Earls wear t-shirts that say 'Earl' and 'not Earl'.

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful mango.  The  t-shirts don't fit, because they are potatoes.

I wish for Earl clone(s) to also be safe from eating.
(Glare)

[FeverishPegasus]

()

Earls clones are safe from eating. However, the rights of other potatoes have yet to be established, and they may one day take arms against us.

I wish we had a plan to quell the upcoming potato revolution.

[Super sayian pony]

Granted, We have a plan but we lost it along with those "Suggestive" Pictures of Celestia

I wish I could find those files

[SandFire]

Granted i have them right here though their are no Celestia Picultures, but instead pictures of Gummy.

I wish to lead the potato revolution.

[Super sayian pony]

Granted but the potatoes revolt against you

I wish I can remember to wish for things

(Magic! )

[FeverishPegasus]

(Where's yo wish @Super sayian pony?)

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful mango.  You already did.

I wish that my chemistry homework was shorter.

[Super sayian pony]

Granted, It only has one problem but its really really hard

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful mango.

I wish Super sayian pony would stop forgetting to wish for things.

[Super sayian pony]

Granted, I forget to receive taxes from the pancakes but took all dah monies frum dah waffles

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful mango... I think?

I wish Super sayian pony would grant the wish that was made, even if it is corrupted.

[SandFire]

Granted, however his list makes him forget the wish.

I wish for more glass pones

[Super sayian pony]

Granted, Everyone but you is Glass Pones

I wish for chickens

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful mango.  You have chickens.  Everywhere.

I wish for a goat.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but these goats like to boop glass pones.

I wish I was a goat.

[SandFire]

Granted but it last five seconds and puts you in a herd of goats.

I wish to be a different type of pone.

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful glass mango.  You are now a clockwork pony.  You need to be wound up every 24 hours.

I wish for a hug.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, the goats in my herd give you one huge bear-hug. I guess it would be more accurate to call it a goat-hug.

I wish to be a different type of pone.