Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[Nightshade Star]

Granted, but you have to remove what you just said. I'm not a person who can remove or edit other people's text.

I wish Feverish can time-travel so he could meet his long-lost ancestors and stop being the closet booping monster.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, I stop terrorizing poor ponies by booping them. The only problem is, the ponies that lived during the time of my ancestors now have it worse. All my ancestors are boop monsters now!

I wish everypony had anti-boop spray

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  Each serving only lasts for 5 seconds.

I wish FeverishPegasus's ancestors weren't obsessed with booping.

[SandFire]

Granted instead everyone else and there ancestors boop you whever they see you. Have fun. 

I wish to be the very best to boop all of the pones across the land.

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful potato.  However, you look like me, so everypony also boops you.

I wish I was invisible.

[Super sayian pony]

Granted you can become invisible for 10 seconds

I wish my computer wont become any household appliance except another good laptop

Fite me

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful potato.  You get a brand new, top of the line laptop... in pieces

I wish that Super sayian pony's laptop was assembled.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted. I 'fix' it, but I have no idea what I'm doing.

I wish laptops were easy to make.

[Nightshade Star]

Granted, but your phone breaks into pieces and phones are SUPER hard to fix.

I wish USA and Japan would tie gold, silver, and bronze medals in the 2020 Olympics so they would both be #1.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but that doesn't mean North Korea won't say they won.

I wish to have skills.

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful potato.  You are extremely skilled at breathing.  And cooking, but you don't know that.

I wish FeverishPegasus would make me a spinach and cheese quiche.

[SandFire]

Granted they MAKE you into that dish. Your no longer a potato.

I wish for french toast.

[moonbeam16]

(It's not a potato quiche. )
Granted by the all-powerful... quiche, I guess.  You have all the french toast you could possibly eat.  Then Spacecase takes it all.

I wish I wasn't a quiche anymore.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, you are now couscous.

I wish I knew what a couscous was.

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful couscous.  Here.  You cannot have any.  If you try, it will move away from your mouth.

I wish I were some kind of fruit.

[SandFire]

Granted your a mango...

I wish i could eat that mango...

[moonbeam16]

(How did you know I wanted Mango?!)
Granted by the all-powerful mango (the horror!).  That mango is not this mango.

I wish SandFire would stop trying to eat me.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but there are still lots of people that like mangoes.

I wish I could eat couscous

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful mango.  You can eat couscous, but you can't eat mangoes.

I wish nopony wanted to eat me.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, nopony wants to eat you, but it can get hard to tell two mangoes apart...

I wish moonbeam could get labeled so we know which mangoes to eat.