Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Messages - KoalaLover99

21
Quote from: Teal Turken on 2013 Jun 14, 16:59:09
SO MUCH YES
It's even worse since the child in my case CANNOT READ.
Tell me how often you read in a video game in an hour of gameplay? Try it, just make tally marks of each time you read something in a video game in one hour.

Trying to tell a child NOT to play a specific game and they keep trying to play it while you're not looking.


I did reverse psychology and said it with sonic 06 to my friends little brother

huehuehue
22
"Hey, don't gimme  that look, we're working together" He lazily puts on his disguise and sits in the boat. "Compass is in the front, map is next to it. Light the beacon if there is any need for distress.  Right, we're ready to go... Silver and Shadow, start rowing..." He looks down at his watch but before he could say go, star in the Erembes boat started propelling her ship by magic, cutting the ropes on the dock. "Hang on wait! WAIT! I didn't say go yet! Oh my days... I'll get punished hard for this..." His face goes pale. On the Erembes boat star has a devilish smile on her face, and sits down to pilot the boat. "W-well then um... you-you can start rowing now.." With a face full of fear he bolts off towards the other end of the dock, pushing ponies out of his way.
23
Spoiler: This guy • show


He jump scares you twice, and on the second time I had 3D on. And I was in the dark. It was... :I

Warning, spoiler videos:
Spoiler: show
[ Invalid YouTube link ]
[ Invalid YouTube link ]
24
Unfortunately his 'friend' notices him, and soon catches up. "Didn't you see me? Gosh it must of been my outfit... you couldn't see anypony in that pack... Anyway come one, I got the best seats for us" He points over to two seats a row behind the front.
25
The church bells let out their familiar tune, and soon the streets are filled with ponies going to their respective churches. Outside the church are the priests and officials greeting ponies into their churches. Greeting in front of Seriack's church is the pony who asked for the book. He becomes him over with his hoof and has a wide smile.
26
After some time a black pegasus is lazily walking down to the dock. "Hurry up! I should've known Shadow... you've already had 4 reports in the last month, surprised you weren't deported!"
"Oh please, who got chosen for this mission again?" The pony fell silent
"Just... just get in the boat. You're with Silver here"
27
Off-Topic Archive / Youtube had a derp
2013 Jun 14, 16:39:04
And this is what came up

Spoiler: show
500 Internal Server Error

Sorry, something went wrong.

A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.

If you see them, show them this information:
OhDbDWrfW6E-wYk_WRVURFIyESxybhuBJoHPQlccbQF7eBD09FBoCA2ixKTH
bjKyFvXbKVB5BlEc-IEgSauBwAL8MDOYLvHifiGultvdqYUfZ1Pqk2g_HqSM
ROkqLUzzbc3u38aVZqK6pNMyrug2cWN5WCoTmNZg1rR8TD-RCYOws-1j-6gE
SJe1wkgPwif8TS6F51qVCXtBb4UXhXWJpXwMuuAu4BbZhXcJzqfaL_nwQQJ8
jKnlad_rpAnwnmRucaS1ZNfP1STyVttRvmQIRl3r-if7GpM3oAoMyqkvUuvt
O9BRGjBtJEKIBpqASrt1IL2oj2ax7gNB2ZY7dBtcP8eouk4lKpIyuoS5J3wR
LG149lfbSvysM52M9r40a9TMVLEr3dIbbdR2hsv2TijVZA6hXumDsjA9ILqW
yYJWd-aTo1G8K6re0JOY2rxhbwZIn2iQjoTsb1hAMeLCq4HJxESQQdiBhqBh
g62-SuxklFq_ZuxVcXQ9lyvlAp7YJ49Jri5ekLImhjodFQFGBXzLpNnt06Os
AvtpXkEgbP4pIYVgjFbCfdfRau4V3r0PardTm_ZVS0mVXxqX7K7Vjv2BYOnD
nhIw83xfv9y1LDnCc0JoOasPIOq_6TGFphulVKnI09k15CDPI1ufPsOXNW2u
zpsDRmcBbtPWz1uWm63RnVXfUIZqEBI5QSegPAtZ56tlhknLfmx1qPQIbioS
GPqFj3o5vSVzAWzfab_K6R2DNayENRn1EY3Ke1rqhEOBHyvS865775md7GRg
OWwYHjMOuoXAEU_y9aI-34ZrjPPmSTTmUw7Sf40GO_oV3QOTnhIicR6cKJJ6
TOQArqIs2ZxNc0YDTDk5FjAuwW45ofStLaUnXB1E65S0dUhIpbeDZtPIySQB
3SUyMhDCKpX38GRjx6rdmmDq9NolgqOczaGyHNM5_s18-0eK-Qc_C8fvF42m
pycC7vcziUnIfWWzo5TbjarRr265dty_ZibXE1nq8pQg2oQ9ovkl1MZqjehL
-gMBm2jo2QRNjx6IZ2__MgpwHnUQ2QbqP4EHgNu5NVqaSTTbKf7VQo-D7XPX
i3C4oocwoHCJEQn6pKyI_UlC7gGKbGk1I5c7MwU-MNxFiHrixmzfKE55ku-N
2CGxnu-PIVaAGO9bpjZR2rhHRvTOrm8M1RxUgOIphw8KeLCszaS4q49YueRM
YihY1fIKM2jkAu_ByIqpWm7RX0MLDAsS2Qh4FiLas7eE_5wiUu0fe-3iF9qa
fhpcmKdWGTUgYEq_kMcfE7bwcNh0weF_W-TzuBPcj57eMh_hyqVANsfaMakH
yqru8PVWhDJpyBMclFcr9BSXqfP45k9oBGbOCMkoSN6eD6nhAtEQ_s1He4kj
qwmYF-rvv9dawEd7l4QeZ4qqis9G82nvAcROOlg4-3KLW3Y77mwg876f7Jax
Tnic77D8QX1meVyIAJx78J17jnlnF-ZGhnDttSWdUVogab7V2mcHyLIDpsBV
SqujIGc9BtHRkp9jxqdslUt8QZiNGhcQwaUoRRZ1OD6ylO_F0jFTWADGiH_a
fmXg2aILmaRfsyZrIOQ6kVzh5HmPXYDNdt0uyNXh-4cG2S2v9ESkKI9PpP1J
rXa1UoHylFvk84rKKq8UsDfETA09UZZzcjDYYXJYC4bzE7oG5Zv7M_JKvha3
nQftr-kRQXGuUZO6y2ty1baSTqlG6hqGOo8O7b5jSwHSIIkpyLCa8HyOIoSg
JeLUGwNhm7E4ty4tV8oWTMw1ecIiXgBX-o9TnO3mpyRdieYe3440Syx7Ccm6
4w0i5AURAtjf5xaFnFPNJ5cfbXkYxZ6z7J2s-jagU1gPTBGlgyxNqlSS_Lz-
8vAlEPa_1iVrmkwnC2s0EpFwcjD-vi9zPYrhTdfLkKLCEsnR6V0tZbYlf67Q
_4L9Ha0XTZj25FZu5d1fV0hg1JHlkkel2LZDWRifQpeMI-kQ4ejS8PSSUyem
T9N34rFI8WD-bT-j3GXWdP7pAwutyFkxbUVmCfQO_lAHK3vzupkQTDbsSDS8
vddmOp-qgm5d5eoKr43unNNJZGx-S7b3-t3Km06uecyAh4kV0xYcd7dapAAI
Ts-lejFiCGpnhnS7kG6bT-cI-S5E4Rcah7cXHAJMT1UDdOK0lGBWb328Gj5W
RIJYjviiay1hYrjJwJbunuwtfOPeNFUxd8vWmyVHhM6pq7m5CU1zrzhABZmE
itoAe3mXAQjZSXbaCqGx3AYbJMKuxVUq7AC9Ot6tCwT7Xbax3UuGNtgR2Kxq
tJJk_c0iJXVJCA1dPiocvv_mLfbVgwhyWnUCqJ0fMZc8m8NBaqvIY4-at0pk
cinkDigMrik5BYnYsq91ZUmu8UFvAPdWD0CHcKAnvu8n7rYEBZdXRqBPQSM7
fUg2LlEBXtdBFTgWJVaD0qFHERl7KvvNUNixFv1WUzZSRyniNaZNfedV6l3g
zdCqC3OVlLnmgjgjwP0zxYhUOdLMtJ__UhiCK_n85WloMspWcbgHXzKOaUt1
HMX-uhbmmHn2lYEQIOaZLGy3bGPLdV9UEZ8fz5XkYVqqhDbWjfCTq90hoKbf
XdKucv-tqZd_8jQqoIrTxctJND9rO7vZB61X7oDV7_G28kZ3KW42XHQlrR7g
6NSz6WAEOEh_8suJ6wnEiRWpGrdEJx4DzPHz23nUaEIpi0maWjSzgwtgS32Q
3z8ajxut6HhEFWFEg8-dxgDLOhizVsMYMJlEToi3IHXHb7oWS2G__K0ms5cp
_fIi32CS_VF1_1_YHnkVx8TePWuzyW6e3knZWP_vJwSLLSEV2Cf3W7fpD3Ah
-oG9RxqgVRK262MzJgIaJPdqMTtWGtbRmAeEpnmze_GSIROoSAr6BZJwI5og
07n01SBSpQw17-I6VYYvih78rOPUtREVnIIRQ1JtYQI_lbHhSDn5YqlsLsao
qwGk7vWE7bV0FFKxyipxB8Ap9vYa9NGQ6t9YQnuXpig-nFSSepWNqekRekI4
jDQb82gjqDXRNcdt0CG-tCtjn0PZg8RuqyDM8vK67zOmuiSEtSxs4r0RBUOG
r5_bpQe6NDv_J2BG8ySJUks8eVOTxu9c8B1ZlMhzi2WxTeAV4lxEKzhgjJsi
-Yriqz0b8DOlcZin0_8-Td8sNql3Qun1wI9VYoYQOgT6b8vzGB_D3Vz8tN9N
sOxDotnu5W8Dx1k303wTJzKDyQ3J8cO6TqyNyTzQTNp_DkhJ3tnLp3UWAz05
DN2Cd5NfXOdjbGhQ696tWfTsfpqRJuCR-Ras4mOxmH4-e7PpUOA4Tis4xY-3
LTfxtRO3earrbk9VLdVpY-Hm1CJj1Kdgm4lBCGIp0ZdyFaCXCTVL06_MamAF
LJK-mwjj4elfQDtQ2yQKfrxNtJydZNJjE0ifRL7_K8pf6ADroFlcYhMQqiOk
f-4GRnNCw9QXBkhOn-KGmphhKve8bVW84pp_Te70wFTwX862g5hl0jwE0YVa
cmEs5wM4yVWqKor3OW_p4cNFxCRQGofJt9HWEUL9yv2DRlg5K_FUHGfbGh8T
nA8gnJh3hCmHiy8Hz4_bjywdFZIxfckPBeT3YIRHzcJi8KoSVvZI9rmS0Y8P
bQpBeZzMpCTgCr8VQCRSjrP_b2niya5kqN0N6NaFBmu5hILxHhs5elSrfpsj
Da3dzJdvcIT585k_cFE2wRv9EIG_Bi0gKZYO621UguZQG_NwOfxqQY_dLdZ0
U4xwGkXrFxjJ0cidrtxDzq5Ffb8lYV6ZJMZvBLoNgcnZnCc1uod1kTK-_07J
t0PMN6CeE5olYj2sJ5ezdSuO185p1cNEezorsxwCMNSD_2s6LgnJduNCZo8m
Jx3_QoAFrcNZgqKHQWZKjO9wbCi_AYym
28
I've started a poll for what game we should play next, vote away ;)
29
The pony looks up to the clock tower in the distance "Almost time. Where is that other pony... erm... I don't remember. Anyway he is late, I have a good mind to report him! Well the boats are ready, I can take it from here..." He grabs a blue sail with the Erembes seal on it and hoists it. On the next boat he hoists a green flag with the Rhembela seal. "So you know the drill, you..." He looks down at the envelope "Silver, you were on a missionary mission in Erembes with... that other pony. You... Star are a simple fisher-"
"I think I know what I am doing" She walks and gets inside her boat with an annoyed expression, not saying another word
30
Reggie had this to say, "The best way for console makers to deal with the used games market is to ensure their games are so good that people don't want to trade them in." So that's another slap at Microsoft lol
31
Quote from: Spencer the Pegasus Guard on 2013 Jun 14, 11:52:50
I also like the Animal Crossing guy. He doesn't fight, he MURDERS! ovO


32
"Thanks, you're really hard working, surprised you aren't promoted yet..." Another pony arrives at the dock, doesn't say anything and simply picks up their briefing document "Actually, you haven't opened your briefing yet, check it out so you know what you're doing"
33
"Mmh..." Not paying attention, he yanked the rope too hard, causing it to slosh to one side, and water entered the boat "Oh for the love of..." He grabs a bucket and jumps into the boat. With an annoyed look on his face he begins to take water out.




"Many thanks, my good pony!" He lifts the book with his hoof and stangly looks behind Mist, but just looks at the clock "Well, I hope to see you at the church then, infact, for being such a good sport, how would you like a seat near the front?" Before he could answer, the official said "Wonderful! See you!"and leaves
34
Soon after silver a different pony arrives "Blimey you're here early... I've barely started getting the ships organised... Well whilst your here you can check what we're looking for on this" He hands Silver an envelope, with the Abrasam seal on it. "If you want to get out early however feel free to help me out. It's hard doing all this by myself..." He starts mumbling off and begins pulling on ropes attached to small boats.
35
The pony trots in happily, and starts looking around at all the books. "How wonderful... so many scripts... anyway the local priest wants that book quick for his sermon." Upon closer inspection the pony has a church seal on his chest.
36
A rather flamboyant pony is waiting outside his library "Goodness me I've been waiting all day for you to come here! All I wanted was a copy of the 'Rhembela History of Peace'... be quick church starts in half an hour"
37
The Charcoal note read Don't join, PLEASE, instead join the resi- And a member of the army tore the paper down, leaving an strip where the nail is. The colt had a leaders badge on and looks red in the face. "What is this? What is this?! People! Do you believe a word this note or any others say?!" The ponies all quickly shake their heads. The leader's face slackens "Good, good... now we need to start up a clean up on these notes..." He turns away talking to other ponies in uniforms.




"Splendid"
"Sir, sir! I would like to be Ermebes on your orders!"
"So that is Rhembela, Shadow, and finally star in Erembes. You have one hour to get to the docks, you will be briefed there. I expect full armor Shadow. Timetables can be found on the boards at the gates. Meeting dismissed" The hall is suddenly filled with the clattering of hooves as everypony starts moving.
38
The leaflets lead him to the town centre, where a large half chipped fountain stood. There was a notice board with leaflets on it, the highest one the one that had lead Mist there. It read the same but the charcoal was different handwriting from the last few leaflets. The crowd of ponies around it seemed to be taking more interest to the charcoal than the recruitment message.




Soon it became obvious where Taegu was headed. The black market. She dumped the bag of crops down onto a stall, and the pony running it had obviously seen her before. "The usual?"
"5 extra carrots. Don't cut me short again"
"Watch your mouth missy, or that might be two less bits from last time" Taegu smiled, gave the bag away and  collected her bits. She then made her way to another stall which was selling seeds, and used half her money on refilling her supplies. Once she left and made her way home she was making calculations in her head on her savings.
39
"Well since you showed no reluctance like the last group you can choose where you want to go..." He closes his eyes and places his hoof down on the sheet of paper "... Silver, you are first pick, which nation would you wish to be deployed to?" One of the ponies who stood up gave off a small moan.
40
"No questions? Fantastic. Right, as you all know the situation between the other nations isn't the best. Thus we need more information on their movements. Do you see where we are going with this?" There wasn't a noise from the crowd "Stupid ponies" He muttered. "We are deploying a spy mission to inspect Erembes and Rhembela. Rhembela on higher priority. Two ponies will be sent for Rhembela, one for Erembes. The ponies have already been selected. Those who didn't get a duty this week please stand"




The Leaflet read:

THE RHEMBELA CLEANSING ARMY

How would you like to see the islands fall into chaos? No more peace and tranquility? Of course not. Join the Rhembela cleaning army and see those images of fear and chaos be washed away! Be the driving force in what changes these islands for the better good

For more information please go to your nearest church and ask for application. You won't regret restoring peace



In the lower right corner, there is the Rhembela seal printed in green wax, however in the lower left corner there is a hastily scribbled note in charcoal Don't join, PLEASE, spread around before taken down

((I will be slower with posts, I'm reading to kill a mockingbird at the same time for school))