Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.

[Kiruu]

religion class, teacher comes round and asks everyone their religions.
My friend 2 seats away from me answers pastafarian. Teacher asks him what it is. his response:
"It means I worship the flying spaghetti monster." 

OMG your friend is awesome because I worship the flying spaghetti monster too!!! I love having things in common with others my his noodley appendage touch you too someday.

It just HAD to be done.

Catchy 

I remember one other moment in class. One student started talking about "The Rugrats Theory" (warning, if you get scared easily or want your childhood ruined, don't google it!  )
And in a matter of 5 minutes it had escalated to a full blown discussion. By the time the period was over the teacher was in the fetal position rocking back and forth on her chair and the whole grade knew about it 

[Dreadnaught 308]

Teacher: you know that old saying, "When life gives you lemons--"

Me: Don't make lemonade!

Teacher:....yeah that works too

[Stitchin Time]

Teacher: you know that old saying, "When life gives you lemons--"

Me: Make grape juice and laugh while they try to figure out why.

Teacher:....yeah that works too

Fixed it.

[Kiruu]

Teacher: you know that old saying, "When life gives you lemons--"

Me: Eat them! 

Teacher:....yeah that works too

much better c:

[Chishio Kunrin]

Guys, you're getting it all wrong. You really don't make lemonade. You make life TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! You don't want life's lemons! What're you supposed to do with lemons?! Use them to burn down life's house!

[Giggle Tail]

I thought it was "you squeeze them back in life's eyes"?

[Rissian]

Cave Johnson : "I'm the guy who's going to burn your house down with the lemons!" 

[Lord of Madness]

all these lemons O_o

[Kiruu]

all these lemons O_o

yum. lemons. goshdarnit now i'm hungry! 

[Chishio Kunrin]

all these lemons O_o

Every
Villain
Is
Lemons

[Lord of Madness]

all these lemons O_o

Every
Villain
Is
Lemons

LOLOLOL I Cant believe I remember that.

[Rissian]

all these lemons O_o

Every
Villain
Is
Lemons

LOLOLOL I Cant believe I remember that.

I think that episode still comes on TV too It took me awhile to remember where it was from, ah memories. 

[AAA13]

Teacher: you know that old saying, "When life gives you lemons--"

Me: Eat them! 

Teacher:....yeah that works too

much better c:

you do not eat them, you make orange juice and have fun while every one else tries to figure out how you did that.

[Lord of Madness]

I said something in class OUT OF NOWHERE

could you imagine if vehicles were animals? screaming metal death traps fueled by explosions and hatred, as they are thousands of pounds of sheer metal that can outrun the fastest animals on the planet like it's no big deal.

[Chishio Kunrin]

One year in middle school, in Language Arts class, there was this one guy who liked to be random during class. Just out of nowhere:

"Does anyone else here like cake?"
"A guy walks into a bar and says I'M THIRSTY!"
"A guy walks into a bar and says OW!"

[Lord of Madness]

One year in middle school, in Language Arts class, there was this one guy who liked to be random during class. Just out of nowhere:

"Does anyone else here like cake?"
"A guy walks into a bar and says I'M THIRSTY!"
"A guy walks into a bar and says OW!"

i like those jokes

[Flamestriker]

Oh, another time I was in class the teacher asked "What's up?"

I said, "The roof."

[SapphirePony]

Oh, another time I was in class the teacher asked "What's up?"

I said, "The roof."

  We usually say at my school when someone says what's up or sup, we say "The sky."

[AAA13]

Oh, another time I was in class the teacher asked "What's up?"

I said, "The roof."

I say: "Narnia" and then thier like , then I finish: "Narnia buisness."

[Lord of Madness]

*in class*

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THE GAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE