I literally can not stop clicking cookies.

Started by Sea Foam, 2013 Aug 25, 13:44:24

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Sea Foam




I have been on this for over 12 consecutive hours now.
I have lost control of my life.

Dat CPS.

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes;
they call me on and on across the universe.
Thank you, Durpy, for the banner!

0jackie0

What the hell's the matter with you? ; - ; I was hooked almost immediately and I don't know why.

Sea Foam

2013 Aug 25, 14:44:38 #2 Last Edit: 2013 Aug 25, 14:46:50 by Sea Foam
Quote from: 0jackie0 on 2013 Aug 25, 14:18:31
What the hell's the matter with you? ; - ; I was hooked almost immediately and I don't know why.


Stop while you can.

I didn't sleep last night because I wanted to let this run, so I just watched Star Trek for 7 hours while periodically buying upgrades.

That last cookie upgrade up there is 99,999,999,999 as well...

Cookies are my life now. There is no going back.


Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes;
they call me on and on across the universe.
Thank you, Durpy, for the banner!

McSleuthburger

Ye-olde ex mod
You've just been McSleuthburgered!

Sea Foam

2013 Aug 25, 18:40:55 #4 Last Edit: 2013 Aug 25, 18:44:24 by Sea Foam
There was an update and my Cookies per second jumped from 3million to 32 million.

I started laughing like a James Bond villain.

It used to take 8 minutes and 46 seconds to net a billion cookies. (Yes, I kept time)
Now it's taking 31 seconds.


I have become Death, destroyer of worlds.

Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes;
they call me on and on across the universe.
Thank you, Durpy, for the banner!

0jackie0

'Stop when you can'... you're funny. e _ e
...
I'm up to like, 70k a second.

Tiger

i dont understand

why

why is this so cookies

A link to my tumblr above!
Tiger's OC page. Should re-do it...

Darkangel

Ah, this thing. I remember when my friend on Steam showed me this about a day ago. Now I cannot stop making cookies...

WHY IS THIS SO ADDICTIVE?
Don't know what to put here.
So I just am typing these words, not knowing what to type here.
Maybe later I'll figure out.
____________________________________________________
It's been TWO years and I've STILL haven't figured out what to type...

GlassMirror

This makes me want a cookie
Spoiler: show


Aw man! Now i'm addicted!  ovO

Shadow Mare


Coffee Rush

My OC can be found here!

Sea Foam

I went out for a few hours and all I could think about was how many cookies awaited me upon my return.

126 billion cookies saluted their general as he marched in.

The army grows exponentially.

Judgement day is at hand.

Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes;
they call me on and on across the universe.
Thank you, Durpy, for the banner!

0jackie0

I had to stop for a while. ; - ; Didn't wanna leave it on at work while my two year old had physical access to it. Left it at 300k+ a second.

Tiger

18k cookies a second... The universe has turned into cookie dough, it says.

Dangit, it takes a lot to get the cookie time machine thing :U

A link to my tumblr above!
Tiger's OC page. Should re-do it...

Sea Foam

Quote from: Tiger on 2013 Aug 27, 04:14:22
18k cookies a second... The universe has turned into cookie dough, it says.

Dangit, it takes a lot to get the cookie time machine thing :U


Time Machines cost 203 billion at 33.

Cookie omnipotence does not come cheep.

Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes;
they call me on and on across the universe.
Thank you, Durpy, for the banner!

Tiger

Sea Foam, you have doomed us.

You have doomed us all into the world of cookies.

A link to my tumblr above!
Tiger's OC page. Should re-do it...

Johannes

Five hours.... 3 million cookies/second...


What am I doing with my life? ;____;

Sea Foam


Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes;
they call me on and on across the universe.
Thank you, Durpy, for the banner!

Johannes

11,4 million cookies/second


Help me ;____________;

McSleuthburger

Ye-olde ex mod
You've just been McSleuthburgered!

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