Corrupt a wish

[Jaywo]

You are scootaloo but now every pony makes fun of you.
"Haha, scoot aloof!"

[Firefly]

"wishes for an exotic holiday"

TO THE MOON!

I wish for LoE to be complete

[Sakura_Blossom]

It crashed.

I wish that someone would remove the Metroid from my face.

[Jaywo]

They blew it up with a missile.

I wish for an epic costume for Bronycon.

[Firefly]

authentic, eye-catching and EMBARRASSING >
(sorry)

I wish for a hug from Loona

[Jaywo]

You getter hugged by her loon.

I wish to have a perfect dog.

[Sakura_Blossom]

But then it eats the couch

I wish I had more time to finish the test...

[Firefly]

granted, but your answers are all wrong 

I wish for an autograph from Lauren Faust

[Jaywo]

Turns out it's just a look-alike.

I wish I could levitate things.

[Sakura_Blossom]

You cannot control it.

I wish I had Pie...

[Jaywo]

It's a trap!

I wish I had a plush of my chars.

[Sakura_Blossom]

They turn evil

I wish I could read XD

[Jaywo]

You have nothing to read!

I wish I could flyyyy

[ChibiGrrl]

But you crash

I wish I could stop time

[RuneAlchemist]

You can only stop time. Not restart it.

I wish....I was rich and didn't have to work because I'm a lazy freeloader xP

[RosemaryRemedy]

Granted, but people will hug you all the time and it will eventually get annoying.
VERY annoying.
I wish I had a woona plushie that is invincible and doesn't need to be cleaned

[Jaywo]

It opens a portal to the moon, and takes you with it.

I wish I were Twillight.

[RosemaryRemedy]

Granted.
http://s941.photobucket.com/user/HeroesDoody/media/breakdawn_p2_soundtrackcover02-1024x1024_zps9ede65fa.jpg.html][IMG]http://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad255/HeroesDoody/breakdawn_p2_soundtrackcover02-1024x1024_zps9ede65fa.jpg[/img][/URL]
I wish I could eat bacon, anytime, anywhere, WITH NO CALORIES!!! (lerve meh sum bacon  )

[Jaywo]

Kill me now.

Before you put it in your mouth, it explodes.

I wish I could star in my own book series.

[Chromastone64]

Granted, but it's a scarcely known fanfiction on the internet.

I wish i could divide by zero and not destroy the universe.