Corrupt a wish

[Zedd]

Granted, but now dragons cease to exist, even ficticiously.
I wish for a real portal that is always accessable from either side leading into Equestria.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted but that wish is too good to corrupt.
I wish for my wish to be corrupted! Corrupt THAT!

[lemongrass]

Granted.
I wish that I was made of jelly.

[narwhaliagames]

granted but the jelly is poisoned
I wish I could beat megaman x 1-3

[lemongrass]

Granted but he comes back to life!
I wish I had an unlimited supply of cinder toffee.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, but it has lots of chemicals and preservatives and thus makes you sick if you eat it.

I wish hunters would stop hunting. Animals are so cute!

[lemongrass]

Granted but now they are hunting you!
I wish for world peace!

[Guardian Dreamer]

Granted, but... but I wish same thing!
I wish for world without war.

[blobking156]

granted, and i'm not gonna corrupt it
iwish for people to sttle things nonviolently

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, but things must be solved verbally, and problems are solved VERY LOUDLY.
I wish for... EVERYTHING!

[blobking156]

granted, now you have a piece of paper with the word EVERYTHING on it
I wish verbal problem solving wasn't too loud or soft

[lemongrass]

Granted but it is now physical problem solving!
I wish I could animate!

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, but everything you draw is magically animated(but that's not really bad...)

I wish all my OCs were real.

[Zedd]

Granted, but they live on a different planet.
I wish to have a miniature and mobile cactus garden.

[blobking156]

granted, but it's superglued to your bed. I wish for rainbows.

[Zedd]

Granted, but they're hallucinagenic rainbows that pop up and surround you everywhere you go.
I wish that I had wished for something before someone else posted a response.

[Shadow Blitz]

I wish Zedd had wished for something so I could have corrupted it 

[blobking156]

granted but his wish was unorigional
I wish that rainbows tasted good.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, but it gives you "rainbow cancer"

I wish some copyright laws were sightly less strict.

[blobking156]

granted but [copywrighted by Totally-a-Real-Company Inc. Corp. Ltd.]
I wish [copywrighted by Totally-a-Real-Company Inc. Corp. Ltd.]