Talk like Zecora!

[Tiger]

Zecora mended poison joke
The bear got infected by a goat
The goat was quite mischievous
And ran off, setting off levers

The levers turned on, the lava poured down
The bear took off without a sound
He got some burns here and there,
But Zecora healed them without a care

[The Wandering Magus]

What place exactly were this things
Taking place in? For it brings
A horror great to hear you tell
Of traps like that in forest fell.

A goat and lever, lava hot?
What was it that this strange goat sought?
And dangerous events like these
Seem odd even in those dark trees.

[Tiger]

Zecora said, indeed they're odd,
And the bear wouldn't tell her on the spot.
They took place in a jungle temple,
Where the goat took a tinkle (())

The lava was quite slow
In terms of its flow
I've never seen such like that,
I thought the bear needed a pat.

[PPBG]

You may have convinced me
That she dwells in the Everfree
That she's a zebra black and white
Of which you shed much light

Tiger, you seem to know so much
And I wonder how that is such
Perhaps I'm the one to find
You created her in your mind

[ShadowHeart]

(Sorry that I haven't been rhyming as often  )

Now how should I jump in?
I hope missing rhymes is not a sin.
Homework and such has kept me busy
and kept me from rhyming my dear missy.

Were we on the topic of Everfree,
The forest of brutality?
Zecora may live within
but my friend lives quite a dive in.

[PPBG]

*gasps*
You too are faithful, that makes three
Not yet including me
There are now several of you
Now I will become a believer too

[The Wandering Magus]

I'm glad you will believe in us,
Good PPBG! Now, let's discuss
This mystic zebra and her hut
In Everfree where gates are shut.

[Tiger]

As an adventurer I constantly stop
By Zecora's hut just to shop
The necessary potions needed for my journey
Into the centre of Everfree

There is much to find everyday,
Stacks of gold and bales of hay
More importantly, the diamonds
Tend to always be at bay

[ShadowHeart]

(ur getting better Tiger!  .....if that's ok with you  )

[PrincessButton]

Why have I not heard about this until now,
To Zecora I happily bow.
I'd love to talk like her rather than me,
For best pony is she.

(Though I'm not much of a rhymer~)

[Doomguy]

If I talk like Zecora today, people will stare at me.
But on the internet I'll take on something this silly.

[The Wandering Magus]

Why would you find stacks of hay
In Everfree, on any day?
To me at least it seems quite odd
For that to through the dangers trod.

[Tiger]

Indeed it is very weird
To find hay in a beard
Of a just-defeated monster
Who said he stored the best treasure

I suppose they treasure hay
For what reason, I may
Never know what to say
If asked by a diamond at bay

[The Wandering Magus]

Asked by a diamond indeed?
Each story strange my interests feed!
You mean to say that in that place
The diamonds have mouth and face?!

[Tiger]

Some have a mouth but no face,
Some talk in a very fast pace.
Some don't have anything,
and that makes them rather boring.

Some diamonds were infected
With black magic of The Raided
A group that wants to fight back
After being raided a lot, a fact!

[Nala Valor]

...
...

((^that ryme))

[The Wandering Magus]

A magic strange, it seems to me,
Which causes stones to talk and see!
But magic black, I would not use,
Lest I my foe from friend confuse.

[Tiger]

Those that are in The Raided
Have very long been angered
By other higher-skilled players
That send them to the sewers  ((...It's an eye rhyme ))

They were left with no choice
But to use black magic
They want revenge on turquoise
Ponies that beat them tragic

[The Wandering Magus]

Would there not be other means
Than using hacks and strange machines?
Could not revenge be swiftly dealt
Through training hard and tightened belt?

[~Durpy]

What evil have I seen
On my computer screen

(I love that line)