Meet The Pyro, Mann vs. Machine, all these rumors debunked.

[Lary]

Allow me to fill you in.

Spoiler: One • show

Capacitor is clearly for electronics, fits in with TOBOR/ROBOT/Mann vs Machine

Picture: http://i.imgur.com/pbzj4.png

6.22 means June 22.

V1500 means 1500 hours (3:00 PM) Victor time. (Military Time Zone, makes sense with the 1500 hours and the fact that the game is combat-oriented, and originally very militarized (less so with new Grordbort weapons). Time zone is -0900, or GMT-9. No countries use GMT-9, must be VALVe time, eh?)

This becomes 5PM Pacific, 8PM Eastern. Seems like the right timing.

M_M is clearly Mann vs Machine.

Spoiler: Two • show

So as we see in this comic, http://www.teamfortress.com/loosecanon/13.html, the Engineer's grandfather built a life-extender machine for Blutarch, Redmond, and one more mysterious person. We know that Abraham Lincoln was the first Pyro, and that he was assassinated on Apr. 14, 1865. The third receiver of the life-extender machine received it on Apr. 14. It says Built For A___________ with the only part of the first letter showing it's an A. If we analyze the Engineer's Grandfather's handwriting, the capital A in August and the top part of the recipient's name match, so that means the name must start with an A.

Who was the first Pyro again?

Spoiler: Three • show

Numbers on the bottom of the capacitor are 07180125. The last three numbers...
1 = A
2 = B
3 = E

What was Abraham Lincoln's nickname?

It's not rocket science.

Edit: Fixed the link to the capacitor.

[Dr.Insaneoats]

That still dosen't make the Meet the Pyro video come any faster. I WANT TO MEET MY IDOL GOD [squee] Dam.

[Deviant]

Meet the pyro will be released this monday... (i guess)
On the TF2 blog   (teamfortress.com) "pyro" posted a message:
Mmmmph mmmmph, mmmmm mmmmmp mmmmmph. Mmmmmph mpm! Mmmmmph mph mm! Hm mmmmmph, hmmmmph mm mmmmmph mmmmmph!


Now when we translate this with Morse we get:   M ON D AY

+ The TF2 wiki is all burned up and it says MMPPH everywhere

[Tiger]

So we can deduce that Meet The Pyro will come out on Monday!
Which is Tuesday for me 

[Book Smarts]

And if we add all of this together, it will reveal the release date for Half Life 2 Episode 3....


I CAN DREAM!!!

[Lary]

By the way, Valve teamed up with Adult Swim.

Let the speculation begin.

[Blues-Music]

Adult swim ,and Valve?
Please adult swim teach Valve the number 3!
If they make a half life 2 episode 3 it will probably be named half life 2 episode 2 part 1.

[Book Smarts]

They're going to announce the release of Robot Unicorn Attack I, Robot Unicorn Attack II, and Robot Unicorn Attack 3D

Oh yeah, production is on valve time 

[Tiger]

Meet the Pyro coming out tommorow probably!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Book Smarts]

Meet the pyro will be released this monday... (i guess)
On the TF2 blog   (teamfortress.com) "pyro" posted a message:
Mmmmph mmmmph, mmmmm mmmmmp mmmmmph. Mmmmmph mpm! Mmmmmph mph mm! Hm mmmmmph, hmmmmph mm mmmmmph mmmmmph!


Now when we translate this with Morse we get:   M ON D AY

+ The TF2 wiki is all burned up and it says MMPPH everywhere

haha 

[Ozzy]

The chances of the Meet The Pyro Update bringing me a new Grenade Launcher is slim to none, nothing to do here

[Lary]

The chances of the Meet The Pyro Update bringing me a new Grenade Launcher is slim to none, nothing to do here

You'll get a new Grenade Launcher when the ones you currently have stop going completely unbalanced (on most maps).

[Blues-Music]

Have you seen Ozzy with a grenade launcher?Its O.P on ALL maps.

[Book Smarts]

They need to add a medic gun that lets me heal multiple allies at the cost of the healing rate 

[Lary]

Have you seen Ozzy with a grenade launcher?Its O.P on ALL maps.

Considering he only plays on a select few maps, I'm going to have to disagree here.
The Demoman does not excel in all maps.

[Mr.Darkling]

Hopefully Meet the Pyro will be out when I get back from work 

Then I can die happy.

[Ozzy]

Have you seen Ozzy with a grenade launcher?Its O.P on ALL maps.

Considering he only plays on a select few maps, I'm going to have to disagree here.
The Demoman does not excel in all maps.

I play on every map.  My main server has every single map in it's rotation

[Book Smarts]

I was really hoping on a survival level

[Tiger]

Meet The Pyro OFFICIALLY comes out in about 9 hours!
What do you think? Will we see his/her face? Or will there be pyroception where he takes off his mask and there's another mask under it?

[Book Smarts]

Meet The Pyro OFFICIALLY comes out in about 9 hours!
What do you think? Will we see his/her face? Or will there be pyroception where he takes off his mask and there's another mask under it?

^ ^
I want this to happen at the end!