[PRIVATE! DON'T JOIN!] Equestria At War

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Loyal Defender

The Dalek flew down onto the ground, and slowly approached the three.

Hilariously, Daleks are slow on the ground.

The Dalek stopped, and looked around, before speaking. MULTIPLE LIFE FORMS DETECTED.

Aeterna Sol

"Well, thanks, Dalek: Captain Obvious Edition." She chuckles at her own joke. "Anyway, Loyal, do the casings include that little dome at the top? the main body and the dome seem a bit different."

Loyal Defender

Nope. To kill a Dalek,aim for the eyestalk.

Peace Keeper

To KILL!?

She looks in confusion having no idea what is going on.

What on Equestria are you doing? And who or what are those? Are they really a threat?
Representing the Element of Peace, my name is Peacekeeper, and I am an Evershade Crusader. I am also a proud member of Chat-o-Landia. My talent is preventing conflict and maintaining order.

Loyal Defender

Daleks exist only to try ruling over whatever land they can find, exterminating whatever is in their way...

Aeterna Sol

"And to add, here's what Loyal said earlier, random pony. Ahem. Daleks resemble human-sized pepper shakers, with a single mechanical eyestalk mounted on a rotating dome, a gun mount containing an energy weapon, and a telescopic manipulator arm usually tipped by an appendage resembling a sink plunger. Daleks have been known to use their plungers to interface with technology, crush a man's skull by suction, measure the intelligence of a subject, and extract information from a man's mind. Dalek casings are made of a bonded polycarbide material dubbed 'dalekanium'." She then focuses on the Dalek. "Anyway, Any ideas? Because honestly, I rather try to direct them to another galaxy."

Loyal Defender

Loyal walked up to the Dalek.

Why are you here?


DALEKS DO NOT ANSWER HUMAN QUESTIONS.

Answer me! Why are you here?!

DALEKS DO NOT ANSWER HUMAN QUESTIONS.

Aeterna Sol

Solar walks up beside Loyal. "Y'know, I'm curious too. Why are you here? If you wish to learn, all you have to do is ask. It's not that hard." She was giving a patient smile as she said this.

Loyal Defender

Solar, it's no use. There's no way it's gonna--

DALEKS ARE HERE TO CONQUER.

Seriously?! It won't talk to me, but it answers you?

Aeterna Sol

"Just roll with it. Anyway, I've heard things about 'technology'. It seems you Daleks are examples of such in its prime. Trust me, you won't find anything interesting here at all, as our technology is very primitive compared to you. Seriously, you have some kind of weapon we won't have for, I'd say, 3,500 years. It'll most likely be longer than that though..."

Loyal Defender

YOU LIE! YOU WILL BECOME SLAVES FOR THE DALEKS!

Aeterna Sol

"No, seriously, We don't have technology. We do have something else, though... I'll give you some, assuming you know how it works, if you leave us alone."

Loyal Defender

DALEKS HAVE NO INTEREST IN TECHNOLOGY. DALEKS ARE MEANT TO CONQUER.

Aeterna Sol

"Of course... But, can you at least tell me why you picked this planet, out of billions of others?"

Loyal Defender

CREATURES HAVE A WEAKNESS OF FALLING FOR ADORABILITY. YOU WILL FOOL THEM AND DESTROY THEM.

It's saying being cute will help destroy others? Wow, what an idiot.

Aeterna Sol

"The thing is, though, it won't work so well when said adorable ponies have metal parts strapped to them. Of course, that's assuming that's what you do." She smirks, her eyes turning from blue to red. "Besides, you'd be surprised how incapable some of us are. Even if you just want us and our land, you're looking in the wrong place, as the only one with enough experience with that is me." Her eyes turn back. "Wait, what was...?"

Loyal Defender

The Dalek was getting impatient. YOU WILL OBEY. OBEY. OBEEEEY!

Aeterna Sol

Solar sighs in disappointment. "You're really stubborn, you know that? Oh well..." As her eyes turn to a brighter blue, she takes a fighting stance similar to Octavia's in 'Once Upon a Time in Canterlot'. "Come at me."

Loyal Defender

You will be EXTERMINATED!!! The Dalek aimed his laser at Solar for a moment, before quickly aiming it at Loyal, and shooting a moment after.

Aeterna Sol

"Wow." Solar quickly grabs and forces Loyal out of the way of the laser, almost getting hit herself. "Yeah, you'll pay for that." She immediately summons her Light magic, and fires a beam of energy aimed at the eyestalk. Even if i miss the eyestalk, it'll still blow up from either the impact or the resulting explosion.

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