Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[LeviathanTS]

Granted, you find a huge stash of Doritos, but it belongs to Levi... you wouldn't steal, would you? 

I wish I was better at sneaking

[dashie77]

Granted! You Get a 46 step book on sneaking! You also Get a 45 hour video of how to sneak!


I wish i wasnt so smol ;-;

[LeviathanTS]

Granted, in a few years time, when you grow up, you will be bigger, but as you are only a little changeling now..

*Levi cradles little Pupa*

You shall be cradled


I wish for more salad

[Spacecase101]

Granted! Here you go a nice sal...Opps..*drops it on the floor. Scoops it back into the bowl.* I'm sure it will be fine. here you go a nice salad.

I wish for a salad as well.

[LeviathanTS]

You get a delicious salad, but after feeling guilty about dropping Levi's salad, you give it to him...
(Muahahahaha!)

I wish to storm through these next few weeks and do really well!

[dashie77]

Granted! But you get lazy and go to the TARDIS instead

And because i like MMORPGS ;3
I wish to know where the next Elder Scrolls game is gonna happen 

[LeviathanTS]

Granted, it turns out that there won't actually be another Elder Scrolls game, sorry

I wish for greater willpower

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  You now host Ion.

I wish to not have to write an essay on the Vietnam Conflict (we never officially declared war).

[LeviathanTS]

Granted, you don't HAVE to write an essay, and your teacher isn't very pleased you didn't

I wish I wasn't so forgetful

[Super sayian pony]

Granted, You are now an elephant

I wish for ponies.

[LeviathanTS]

Granted, the tide of colourful fluffy pones is too cute for you to handle!

I wish for love as well
(Not the brood lord!)

[dashie77]

Granted! A Million little Pupas spawn! Is that too much Luv? ;3

I wish for..
CANDY! 

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  You receive a piece of what you think is candy.
Do you eat it?

I wish for candy.

[LeviathanTS]

Granted, but it is candy that you don't like

I wish to boop another pone!

Granted! A Million little Pupas spawn! Is that too much Luv? ;3

So many Pupa's around! They are all so adorable, but there is only one Pupa I want to boop, hug and cradle!

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  I would run, though, because the pone you booped was Spacecase, who very much dislikes getting booped and currently looks very angry.

I wish this was a candy that I liked so I could eat it.

[Spacecase101]

Granted your computer is now a giant candy.

I wish I was unboopable

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  You are unboopable for the next five seconds.

I wish for an all-powerful potato.

[SandFire]

Granted *magic noises* your now an all powerful potato.

I wish for screeching bat pones to screech with me.

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful potato.  They are off tune.

I wish I was better at managing my space so I didn't have 7 windows open at once.

[frío]

granted, but your Legends of Equestria Profile is erased

I wish i had photoshop