Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[Ferro_the_King]

Granted, you're both hanging out of the window...

I wish I had more time to sleep...

[Onyx Quill]

 Granted.

 You have time for nothing else, though.

 I wish I had beautiful skin.

[Silver Gust]

Granted. Your skin is beautiful, but a layer of matted fur has grown over it.

I wish Senpai would notice me...

[SandFire]

Granted, they notice you but for all the wrong reasons.

I wish for Candy Cookies plushie

[Silver Gust]

Granted. You will recieve your Candy Cookies plushie in 1,896 years 5 months and 13 days, give or take a few days.

I wish I had more wishes...

[Ferro_the_King]

Granted. You have infinite wishes, all of them with same power as in RL.

I wish nopony corrupts my wish

[SandFire]

Granted, nopony shall corrupt your wish, though that wont stop them from telling you how the wish corrupted it self

I wish for my plushie to arrive sooner.

[Silver Gust]

Granted, your plushie shall arrive in 1,896 years 5 months and 9 days, give or take a few.

I wish I could be original.

[Nightshade Star]

Ok. *you turn into an original flavored cereal*


I wish that it was winter break already.

[Onyx Quill]

Ok. *you turn into an original flavored cereal*


I wish that it was winter break already.

Granted.
 It's winter break, but there's 27 feet of snow on the ground.

I wish I was in Europe.

[SandFire]

Granted, but your where Europe will be in too many years to count. Welcome to Pangia!

I wish for a freindly plushie buddy

[Silver Gust]

Granted. Here's your prize! *gives SandFire a plushie but it has no stitching, so it quickly falls apart*

Edit: Forgot my wish.

I wish I was less forgetful, obviously.

[Ferro_the_King]

Granted. Now you can't forget every nonsense you hear. It doesn't affect your ability to remember important things though...

I wish I knew more bronies in my RL...

[Silver Gust]

Granted. You know every brony in the world, but you no longer have the ability to speak or type.

I wish that wishes weren't so easy to corrupt...

[SandFire]

Granted, these wishes are now put through a filter thats selects easy ones for you...or was it hard ones..Eh, I'm sure you will figure it out.

I wish for a gaint plushie of Silver Gust.

[Silver Gust]

Granted. This plushie is scheduled to self destruct in 3... 2... 1...

I wish I could meet Rainbow Dash.

[Onyx Quill]

 Granted.

 But it's the Rainbow Dash who always dresses in style...

 I wish I could go to the moon.

[Silver Gust]

Granted, but now you are stuck there for 1,000 years.

I wish my lemonade was cold instead of warm...

[Ferro_the_King]

Granted, it's frozen solid.

I wish my room would clean itself...

[Silver Gust]

Granted, but it used harsh chemicals and your stuff is now covered in an acidic solution and slowly melting into a puddle.

I wish I was a video game programmer.