Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[Chromastone64]

Granted, here's my Roxio Gamecap "Pro". If it works for you, then great.
I wish I could destroy Konami's current CEO

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but you destroyed Konami.

I wish to be able to get a class for this fall.

[Nightshade Star]

Granted, it is for something you`re bad at.

I wish to finish Pokemon Mystery Dungeon.

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but right at the second, the game corrupts, and the ending scene is unable to play.

I wish for the Nile.

[Sunshine Smash]

Good... Let Konami get destroyed. They deserve it!

Granted. But it's a Nile Pile!

I wish that Metal Gear Solid 5 wasn't the last Metal Gear made by the great Hideo Kojima. 

[Chromastone64]

Granted, now all future MG games will be made by the geniuses that made Sonic Boom: Rise Of Lyric.
I wish game developers weren't so greedy these days.

[Naura]

Granted, but now the movie developers are.

I wish I could find more songs that I can add to my song list.

[Redacted]

Granted, but theyre all just "Happy birthday" in different languages
I wish Gmod had another update

[Chromastone64]

Granted, it adds microtransactions.
I wish Tesco had better products.

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but now they are more expensive.

I wish I can get my Elgato HD60 super soon.

[Nightshade Star]

 Granted, it will go to a different place you recently been.


I wish to make my own movie.

[Peace Keeper]

Granted. It can only played in one theater.

I wish my congestion FINALLY leaves!!!

[Nightshade Star]

 Granted, you get a fever right after that.



I wish for a pet.

[Chromastone64]

Granted, here's an angry, territorial tarantula.
I wish something sweet to eat.

[zendayafan111]

Granted, but I ate it before you 

I wish for people to like me

[Chromastone64]

Granted, and no corruption (seriously, you're awesome)
I wish for a pet bunny.

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but you gotta pay up for the bunny (and it's a cute one)

I wish for some orange juice.

[zendayafan111]

Granted, but I drank it..... 

I wish I had answers to my upcoming math test 

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but you must show the work, which the answer keys don't have.

I wish for it to rain.

[zendayafan111]

Granted, but not long after it started raining, a tornado came.

I wish to rule the world.