Corrupt a wish

[Dark Spectrum]

Granted, but now they lie and say they don't control the sun and moon, even though they actually do.

I wish my chair was just the slightest bit higher.

[Chromastone64]

"Granted, but now you yourself are shorter."
I wish I could have got on the OSW.

[Spark Lights]

Granted your on the OSW aaaaaaaaand it's gone.
I wish for for 100100101110011001011001010011100011110110001100000 (Virus detected)

[LunarDusk]

Granted but blue screen

I wish dragons were marked on the maps in the game so I can lure them to other groups easier to start brawls

[cloudwilk]

Granted, but now the maps have been glitched onto the dragons.

I wish for a fish.

[KrystalClear]

Granted but now you smell like the fish 

I wish I had a hat 

[Doomato]

Granted, it's a headcrab.

I wish that the person below gets kissed by Chrysalis!

[LunarDusk]

"Granted but you- WAIT MINUTE!  NO! DONT EVEN COME WITHIN 3 FEAT ROYAL CHEESELEGS! 
"
I wish for gold...lots of it

[Doomato]

Granted, gold was a figure of speech and it's boogers!

I wish the person below was hiding a poster of me from someone they live with.

[Chromastone64]

"Granted, but I only have it for magic target practice.
I wish LunarDusk couldn't say "Royal Cheeselegs"."

[Doomato]

Granted, he follows my example and says Swiss Chrysalis instead.

I wish the person below me gets an ice cream of their favorite flavor to eat!

[Greyscaleisme]

Granted! No corruption, I look forward to eating the butter pecan!

I wish whoever goes next gets their favorite cookies for lunch.

[Grizzly]

Granted, i got my favorite vanilla ice cream, but i was prohibited to actually eat it, just watch as other eat the tasty treat


I wish i wasn't so useless

[Doomato]

Granted, you wasted a wish 'cause you were never useless.

I wish the person under me gave me a Persona 3 Evoder water pistol. For free!

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but it's broken beyond repair.

I wish I to not get sedimental to the song in Cloudopolis anymore (*- It's a long story)

[KrystalClear]

granted but you get sedimental (or sentimental... not sure if that was a type...) to every other song ever

I wish I had some pizza

[Doomato]

Granted, it's your least favorite kind and it was from a bin.

I wish for universal peace!

[LunarDusk]

Granted but a ninja by the name Kotaro Fuma screws up that peace as he thrives in chaos.

I wish that I could stone others by just staring at them. *eyeballing Chrysalis and Doomato*   

[Doomato]

Granted, but stones just appear by us,

Maud Pie: Rocks.... They're rocks... Not stones....

I wish the person below me had my wish.

[RosemaryRemedy]

Granted, but you break the universe.
I wish that my big bro wouldn't be so [ Content Redacted ] annoying...