Corrupt a wish

[Dark Spectrum]

Granted, but it'll be harder next time.

I wish I didn't have to go camping next Monday.

[Peace Keeper]

Ugh, more intense! I like the wish, but at the same time I hate the wish

granted, you go camping next Tuesday.

I wish to look fit for next month for the beach.

[RosemaryRemedy]

granted, you're literally the word fit
I wish that I had a bigger phone. Mine is an s3 mini 

[Chromastone64]

Granted, now its one of those old brick-like phones with the radiation risk.
I wish for LoE to be a huge success in the fandom.

[SonicisDashing]

Granted, but its success will cause it to be ordered a C&D by Hasbro.

I wish I had a bunch of cats.

[RosemaryRemedy]

Granted, but they are EEEEVILLLL CATS. Like my old cat, China. 
I wish that I could be an Alternian troll, play Sburb, save the world, and be a hero. A living one.

[LunarDusk]

Granted but an antagonist of some sort routs you


I wish my laptop was more resistant to overclocking

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, now its less resistant to overheating (like my laptop  )

(Panting after exorsize) I... wish... for... Minecraft Xbox One Edition... to come... sooner (collapses LoE style)

[Chromastone64]

Granted, but it has Herobrine.
I wish Dynasty Warriors Strikeforce came on PS3.

[Dark Spectrum]

Granted, but it's buggy to the point of unplayability.

I wish for ALL DA PLUSHIES.         

[equestrianAce]

Granted, but you get so much that you drown in the plushie pile.

I wish I was omnipotent.

[LunarDusk]

Granted but Hyper Sonic, Lu Bu, Tadakatsu Honda, and Arceus beg to differ


I wish I can overclock Elsword without overheating my computer

[Dark Spectrum]

Granted, however that is the only thing that works.

I wish that school didn't start this year.

[Grizzly]

Granted, school wont start this year, instead you have to work 16 hours a day in the fields.

I wish that the moon was as big as the earth and inhabited

[Dark Spectrum]

Granted, but the moon would crash into the earth, in a similar manner to the moon in Majora's Mask, face and everything.

I wish I knew what I was doing.

[RosemaryRemedy]

Granted, but just as you figure out, a black hole appears in your room, and BOOM, everything is gone.
I wish that my OC would be canonical.

[LunarDusk]

Granted but there would be some of those types of people that would complain about it

I wish that I could have the power to banish ponies to any place I choose

[ChibiGrrl]

Granted, but they always find a way to escape 

I wish that I had the time to keep up with all of my RP's here on LoE

[Dark Spectrum]

Granted, but you no longer have time to do anything else.

I wish for it to not be so late already. 

[Grizzly]

Granted, its early, 4 AM early!
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i wish i wan't so forgetful