Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful glass mango.  Unfortunately for you, it's not ME proof, and I already know it, so I mess it up.
I am no fool

I wish that I was better at singing.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but you have to wear a gem on your neck that feeds off of the hate of others and makes you more powerful.

I wish I didn't have to study for tests.

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but you will do poorly.

I wish.... I wish.... hmm... what do I want to wish for? Eh... i got noth'n. I just wish for pizza.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but the pizza has sardines and extra anchovies.

I wish for one day of complete and absolute relaxation.

[Peace Keeper]

I like sardines, but not the anchovies darn.

Granted, but first you have to endure the 24 hours of pure stress, tensions and migraines.

I wish my burrito tasted better.

[RedsBone]

Granted, but you drop it on the floor.

I wish people didn't fail to continue the comment chain.

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but it becomes pretty slow


I wish it could rain.

[RedsBone]

Granted, but it rains ROCKS

I wish there was a Maud emoji.

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but it gets so popular that we only communicate in Maud emojis now.

I wish for the ability to become a hum- I mean, pony.

[RedsBone]

Granted, but you become a real-life pony rather than one from the show. You have no memories of being human.

I wish my wish gets corrupted.

[moonbeam16]

Granted by the all-powerful glass mango.

I wish for a glass mango friend.

[Purple]

Granted by the all-powerful glass mango.

I wish for a glass mango friend.

Granted, but the glass breaks, so your friend is in pieces. (im sorry ;~; )

I wish for a wish

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but that wish will be double corrupted. So here is the sound of a fishing pole throwing the line. "wiiiissssshhhhhhh"


I wish Christmas shopping was easier.

[RedsBone]

Granted by forcing you to buy everything you see until you go bankrupt.

I wish I was a tree - tree - tree - tree. Woohoooohoo

[FeverishPegasus]

Granted, but you can't change back. You will remain rooted in place, conscious of what you have done.

I wish I could just know things.

[Super sayian pony]

Granted, but you know too many things and you esplode!

I wish for a reason to let Spacey shave mah floof off

[RedsBone]

Granted, but this reason is that your fur is on fire. So you will need to jump into a volcano first.

I wish the reply to this post appears within 24 hours.

[Super sayian pony]

Why a volcano?

Granted, but it end up being replied in 78 hours

I wish for a thing

[RedsBone]

Granted, but you probably expected me to reply by specifying what the thing is. Well, no luck today!

I wish all food in the world was extremely spicy.

[DarkSpectre]

Granted, now non-spicy food is the new spicy.

I wish the sun wasn't so blinding when driving around. +_+