Corrupt a wish

[Greyscaleisme]

Granted.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

[Grizzly]

Granted! Now all global temperatures are between 10 and 20 degrees.

I wish i could find the will and way to RP right now

[LunarDusk]

Granted but most of the RPs have died out quickly

Although honestly...I wish that some of them didn't die out so quickly

[Peace Keeper]

granted, but you have to keep it alive.

I wish my 5-hour chemistry class wasn't so boring (it's almost always quiet all around the classroom until someone in a group starts a conversation. Plus is M-Th so it's an igneous.)

[fireleaf52]

Granted, but now you learn nothing.

I wish for something to do.

[Ludvic]

Granted, but you have to do jury duty for hours.

I wish I had gotten more then 3hours of sleep last night.

[Firefly]

Granted, too bad you woke up having to recover from jetlag.

I wish I could have a lunch of pasta.

[Checkmate]

Granted, enjoy your plain buckwheat noodles.

I wish for a friend I could talk to... :'(

[fireleaf52]

Granted, but you gotta get me out of jury duty. (Am I even old enough for jury duty?)

I wish I could teleport

[Greyscaleisme]

Granted, but you can only teleport within your country of origin.

I wish my phone would charge and stay charged faster so I could talk with my friends

[Checkmate]

Granted, but it gets really hot and burns you. 

I wish for somepony my age to talk to...it sucks being 20 years old, and my only friends are 24 and 17. 

[Greyscaleisme]

Granted (I'm 14, but I've been told I have the mind of a adult, so if you ever wanna talk, just ask  )

I wish there were people my own age near me (I live in the middle of nowhere, I have only seen the same 6 people for 5 months)

[fireleaf52]

Granted, no corruption.

I wish for more wishes.

[Peace Keeper]

*edit: changed last pic.

GREAT, ANOTHER ONE!!!
Granted, but you can't wish for more wishes.

I wish i can find a better graphics card compatible for my laptop. (Even slightly)

[ChibiGrrl]

Granted, but it breaks an hour before the OSW starts! 

I wish for cake, I'm hungry 

[Peace Keeper]

Granted

Spoiler: show

Pretend is your birthday!

Note: it was Greyscaleisme's cake because he/she didn't want to make a wish, so not sure if any bite was taken, or if a wish was made upon.
(Why after making my wish, they grant it and don't make a wish, or wish for nothing afterwards   ? I think they are testing my stress )

Now that I think about it, I wish for cookies now.

[ChibiGrrl]

((Wow, I'm so tired that I tried blowing out the candle ))

Granted, but they are raisin cookies 

I wish to meet my RP friends irl, we could go to BronyCon together

[Checkmate]

Granted, but they're not what you expect at all. 
Post Merge
I wish for an endless bucket of strawberry streusel...I'm hungry.

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but they are raisin cookies 

I'd eat that!

I wish for an endless bucket of strawberry streusel...I'm hungry.

granted, but they become stale.

I wish my bro didn't eat that roach in his burrito (EW!!! I feel sorry for him, but it was funny.)

[RosemaryRemedy]

Granted, it's now a June-bug! (Georgia ftw)
I wish that I could actually animate well.