Corrupt a wish

[Chromastone64]

Granted, but now hoards of monsters attack you every day.
I wish people would stop calling Playstation All-Stars Battle Royal a Smash Bros. ripoff.
(It wasn't even the first game to do it! Ever heard of Cartoon Network Punch Time Explosion, Internet?!

[Grizzly]

granted, no corruption there.
personally i didn't play it, but i want to


I wish i wasn't so useless

[Chromastone64]

I can't grant that, because you're NOT useless.
I wish I could play Bayonetta. (Seriously, that game looks fun.  I'd get it if it wasn't suggestive as hell)

[White Shimmer]

You can play it for free, cause you are so lucky to be chosen by the developers... but it's seems like you suddenly miss all the skill for it.

I wish i could stretch time to have more time for my games.

[Chromastone64]

Granted, no corruption. 'Cause games are my life.
I wish Xenoblade Chronicles wasn't so rare.

[Cormac117]

Granted. One more copy now exists in the world. 

I wish I could fly

[Grizzly]

Granted, when noone is looking you can fly.

I wish to further the knowledge of the human race.

[Cormac117]

Granted. You get a picture book of an extremely simple topic that you somehow didn't know about before.

I wish. The Night! Will last! FOREVER! Hahahahahahaha!

[Grizzly]

Granted, the sun went nova, enjoy temperatures of -273 degree celsius


ii wish to corrupt a wish that WOULDN't wipe all life on this planet

[Cormac117]

Granted. But it causes the near destruction of the planet. Forever changing it for the worst.

I wish to be richer.

[Chromastone64]

Granted,  whenever you speak, people say "Ha! That's rich!"
I wish for pizza.

[Cormac117]

Granted. But it's a dirt pizza with no sauce.

I wish for the pizza I just described.

[Yuriski]

Granted, but it's imaginary. What you're actually eating is a dead rat garnished in toenail clippings.

I wish that I could speak German.

[Chromastone64]

Granted, but you're banned from Germany.
I wish for a chilli pepper. Any pepper.

[Cormac117]

Granted. But it's too spicy from human consumption and die.

I wish I was immortal.

[LunarDusk]

Granted but the end of the world happens and you get depressed from loneliness.


I wish that I was legendary

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but... uh... (can't think of one)... You will only be known for doing something you don't like.

I wish I had not been away from home too much (I missed everything here)

[Chromastone64]

"Granted, since we're married, you're coming home with me and Azure!"
I wish for some bacon.

[Grizzly]

Granted, here's your tofu bacon.


I wish i could go home with you and azure too

[Chromastone64]

"squee" "We can adopt a filly!"
I wish Chrysalis didn't get that idea.