Fantasy Game Night, An RPG within an RP within a horribly made game (Sign-Up)

[Renatan]

In game:

"I think we should go around. I don't want to take a chance with this thing, either." Click Clack said, taking a step away from the large wall of wood.

[Randam Saiko]

Objective Update: Get to Argo and Raize.

Option #1: Engaged in combat and break down the wall of wood. 1/3

Option #2: Take the long route around the wall. 2/3

[Grizzly]

In Game:
"I say we cut them down!" Sefi said with a vicious eager.

Real World:
Blue smiled. "I'd like some chips, please."

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Real World

"That depends. What kinds are there?"

[Randam Saiko]

Objective Update: Get to Argo and Raize.

Option #1: Engaged in combat and break down the wall of wood. 2/3

Option #2: Take the long route around the wall. 2/3

Real World
Hold on, I forgot to name the enemies!....name...name...name...I got it!

In Game
[move]       Combat Engaged!       Combat Engaged!       Combat Engaged![/move]

Spoiler: Enemies • show

Spoiler: Pony Eating Tree Lv 3 • show

HP 25
Status: -
Abilities:
Hard Bark: -1 damage from incoming melee attacks

Spoiler: Pony Eating Tree Lv 3 • show

HP 25
Status: -
Abilities:
Hard Bark: -1 damage from incoming melee attacks

Spoiler: Players • show

Spoiler: Joylight Lv 3 • show

HP 20/24
Status: -

Spoiler: Click Clack Lv 3 • show

HP 17/24
Status: -

Spoiler: Sam Lv 4 • show

HP 22/26
Status: -

Spoiler: Sefi Lv 1 • show

HP 16/20
Status: -

Pony Eating Tree attacks Click Clack for 3 damage!
Pony Eating Tree deals 4 damage to all players with a terrible puns!

Spoiler: Warning! Terrible pun inside! • show

Pony Eating Tree
"Leave this place! Leeeeeeeave! Get it? Because we have leaves."

Players' Turn!

[Grizzly]

Real World:
Blue giggles at the terrible pun. "Leeeave."

In Game:
Sefi facepalms. "Oh, for the love off... You go first." he draws his sword and points it at the pun spewing tree before launching a thrust attack in it's supposed face.

[Renatan]

In game:

Click Clack misses her turn, as Iussu was not prepared (for this~  )

Click Clack misses her turn

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Real World

"Verrry funny. Good job."

In Game

"Hm. I hope you know what the punishment for making bad puns is..." he said, jumping up and chopping a lot of branches off.

[Grizzly]

Real World:
Blue gasped, realizing something. "That pun tree is tanking us! Hope the other one isn't a healer."

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Real World

"Define tanking."

[Grizzly]

Real World:
"You know, tanking. He's making us concentrate our attacks on him." Blue tried to explain.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

"I've never heard that term used in such a way."

[Joylight]

(Eek, I'm so sorry!  I didn't realize how much time I consumed playing our new PS3 and Animal Crossing: New Leaf.)

Real-Life:
"Well let's see. Cheddar, Sour Cream, Bar-B-Q, Pizza flavored chips...all kinds that I could think of." She uttered, nibbling on some of her pile.

In-Game:
She clapped her hooves in excitement. "OH I LOVE PUNS!" She puzzlely thought of another one. "I hate to AXE you this but I think you shouldn't MAPLE in our journey!" She giggled, firing an adjacent arrow at the creature. "Molasses says you guys are BARKING up the wrong tree~" She fired another arrow in that same turn out of the joy and cheerfulness this adventure now brought into. "Oh I am having so much fun with this..." She muttered, snickering.

[Grizzly]

Real World:
"You didn't? I hear it all the time, especially in RPs" Blue said with a gentle smile.
She rubbed her chin. "I would like some cheese chips, please."

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Real World

"Really? I always thought tank meant someone with either high HP or high Defense. Anyway, I'll have a few of these..." he said, bringing a few to his spot, trying not to use his hooves.

In Game

"Ooh, you GO! MAKE that pun! MAKE that pun! YEAH! You can! You can, like, so totally do it!"

[Randam Saiko]

Sefi attacks Pony Eating Tree #1 for 2(-1) damage!
Sam attacks Pony Eating Tree for #1  for 4(-1) damage!
Click Clack misses her attack!
Joylight shoots Pony Eating Tree for  #1 for 3 damage!

Pony Eating Tree
"Snap.....she knows more puns than I do.....better get rid of her first."

Pony Eating Tree attacks Joylight for 4 damage!
Pony Eating Tree Ensnared Joylight!

In Game

Spoiler: Enemies • show

Spoiler: Pony Eating Tree Lv 3 • show

HP 19/25
Status:
Jealous: "OH NO SHE DIDN'T!"

Abilities:
Hard Bark: -1 damage from incoming melee attacks

Spoiler: Pony Eating Tree Lv 3 • show

HP 25
Status:
Yes Tree: "Oh yes she did!"

Abilities:
Hard Bark: -1 damage from incoming melee attacks

Spoiler: Players • show

Spoiler: Joylight Lv 3 • show

HP 16/24
Status:
Ensnared: This unit cannot attack on their next turn.

Spoiler: Click Clack Lv 3 • show

HP 17/24
Status: -

Spoiler: Sam Lv 4 • show

HP 22/26
Status: -

Spoiler: Sefi Lv 1 • show

HP 16/20
Status: -

Players' Turn!

[GoldenTerrabyte]

In Game

"Hey! How dare you!" Sam said, casting a fire spell at the branches/vines/whatever it is that's ensnaring Joylight, while making sure to NOT burn Joylight.

[Grizzly]

In Game:
Sefi stands before Joylight and uses defend.

[Randam Saiko]

Joylight is no longer ensnared!
Sefi raises his guard!
In Game

Spoiler: Enemies • show

Spoiler: Pony Eating Tree Lv 3 • show

HP 19/25
Status:
Jealous: "OH NO SHE DIDN'T!"

Abilities:
Hard Bark: -1 damage from incoming melee attacks

Spoiler: Pony Eating Tree Lv 3 • show

HP 25/25
Status:
Yes Tree: "Oh yes she did!"

Abilities:
Hard Bark: -1 damage from incoming melee attacks

Spoiler: Players • show

Spoiler: Joylight Lv 3 • show

HP 16/24
Status: -

Spoiler: Click Clack Lv 3 • show

HP 17/24
Status: -

Spoiler: Sam Lv 4 • show

HP 22/26
Status: -

Spoiler: Sefi Lv 1 • show

HP 16/20
Status:
Guard Up: This unit is taking all damage for Joylight. -50% Damage received (rounded down)

Joylight's and Click Clack's turns!

[Renatan]

In game
Iussu bites at Pony Eating Tree.

Iussu's attack was rounded down to only 1 damage

Real Life


Click Clack smirked. "Puns, huh? Oh, here, maybe I can make one... um... oh, here: We're getting beat up by some trees! This is unbeleafable!