Cherry Buck Season

[Weremetalwolf]

"One of your students? So you're a teacher?" Blitz asks

[bauccgia0]

I honestly don't know. See, I traveled here through time, and went 6 years into the future so that I can balance teaching and other jobs. I may still be a teacher, but I'd have to find the Royal Academy.

[Weremetalwolf]

"A time traveler? But traveling through time wouldn't cause, uhm what's the name?, ah yeah, paradoxes?" Blitz asks

[bauccgia0]

Paradoxes don't happen. They're self-resolving, because it's already happened! But I'll explain the logistics later.

[Weremetalwolf]

"Uhm, yeah, I'm not familiar with these fancy things " Blitz said

[bauccgia0]

Alright, then I won't bother you with it. So, out of curiousity, where are you from? Trotland? You seem like a Trotland fella.

[Weremetalwolf]

"Riverview, it was a small village of earth ponies. We were a self-sufficient village, we produced by us the food and we ate it. We were also a very strong folks, sometimes we were hired as mercenaries" Blitz said

[bauccgia0]

... How much money can a mercenary make in Equestria? I mean, it's usually pretty peaceful, aside from the random apocalypses.

[Weremetalwolf]

"Well, depends, we are usually hired to take care of timberwolves, dragons and other creatures" Blitz said

[Dark Hooves]

Angel lies down on a hay bale and starts to fall asleep to the sound of the rain.

[bauccgia0]

Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Well, looks like Angel just fell asleep. I'll stop bothering her. 

[Weremetalwolf]

"Who's Angel btw, your marefriend?" Blitz asks

[bauccgia0]

...  You have a serious case of forgetfulness. I just told you, she's a worker here who is married to one of my students! Laserbolt looked at Blitz with a confused stare. Wait, I did tell you, right? I didn't imagine the past ten minutes, did I?

[Weremetalwolf]

"Ah yeah, you're right. I think that I forgot that, ahah!" Blitz said with a chuckle

[bauccgia0]

Aww, it's alright, pal. Trust me, I've been there. Laserbolt took out a tiny device that looked like a crab claw attached to a rope, and started fiddling with it.

[Weremetalwolf]

Blitz noticed the device "What's that? A grappling hook?" Blitz asked

[bauccgia0]

Oh, this thing? I started work on it as soon as I signed up to work here. It's a cherry picker! I'm planning on embedding a duplication and animation spell in it, so that it splits into a bunch of them, and grabs cherries all by itself. Laserbolt's horn glowed, and he threw it at a nearby tree. Upon reaching the tree, the rope tangles all around it, and snaps the tree in half. Um... There's still some bugs in there. Here, help me get rid of this. Laserbolt got up and walked over to the fallen tree.

[Weremetalwolf]

"Perfect, now we have a tree in less to take care off" Blitz said as he walked to the tree "Take care of the upper half, I'll take care of the stump" he said and then he looked around "Where a place were there aren't pony around?"

[bauccgia0]

Um... We could... bury it? Yes! Perfect! If we bury it, the seeds can go into the ground, and more cherry trees will grow! They should be thanking us, really. Laserbolt picked up his side of the tree with magic, and helped Blitz carry it to a blank plot of land.

[Weremetalwolf]

"And don't you think that nopony would wonder that there's a new empty spot after we take out that tree?" Blitz asks