Corrupt a wish

[AAA13]

Granted, you have won a free lazer pointer.
I wish rhyme writer no longer had a birthday or access to christmas

[super_chris85]

Granted but everyday is great hallows eve
I wish for a duck

[Blade Braveheart]

Granted but everyday is great hallows eve
I wish for a duck

Really well u asked for it your duck wished for bread and now your bread.

I wish to have my cutie mark on the correct part of my pony body that resembles who I am. this will be fun

[Jenzy]

Granted, but it'll make you seem to have Cutie Pox and run away from you.

I wish my laptop screen wasn't broken.

[Laebenal]

Granted, well... the screen isn't broken anymore...

I wish I could fly

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted, but you are now a plane.
I wish a daedric armor.

[Laebenal]

Granted, but it's cursed and took over your body.

I wish a bank so I can hide bodies in it.

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted, but the bodies will become zombies and they will dance thriller.

I wish a straw hat.

[Laebenal]

(even better! zombies to shoot! )
Granted, but it's too big and you can't see anything while wearing it.

I wish bread.

[Weremetalwolf]

()
Granted, but a goose you steal bread.

I wish an helicopter.

[Laebenal]

Granted, but it's out of fuel.

I wish to get a sentry gun that won't shoot me.

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted, but it's a 1:10 toy.

I wish a skeleton ring.

[Laebenal]

Granted, here's your ring made of bones.

I wish to get a invisibility watch.

[bleyd]

granted but you lose and never found because is invisibylity

i wish a good master to rol play

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted, but you're gonna be his/her slave.

I wish a god microphone for my computer.

[AAA13]

Granted, but your computer explodes next time you turn it on.
I wish for healing powers!

[super_chris85]

Granted but they don't work on limbs fallen off
I wish i had million dollars

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted, but you have lost them in taxes.

I wish an amplifier

[super_chris85]

Granted but it blows up from too much power
I wish for my oc in real life

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted, but it's a plushie.

I wish I could meet Ozzy Osbourne