Odd cooking mistakes

[SweBow]

Your microwave is evil, Swebow.

Spawn of the devil 

[alexandas]

I've had one, i put a ton of cheese in macaroni and cheese, the craft box kind, and it was really sticky and could hardly stir and tasted way to cheesey

my sister once put a microwave noodle thing in the microwave without putting water we smelled smoke for a week

[ComputerDeathglare]

I put a frozen brick of lunch meat style ham in the microwave for 30 seconds. I burned my hand and it was still frozen solid. Turns out, it had ice in the middle.

[PPBG]

I had a fail.. can't remember it... think it had something to do with marshmallows...

Yea, marshmallows and microwaves don't go together...

[ComputerDeathglare]

I had a fail.. can't remember it... think it had something to do with marshmallows...

Yea, marshmallows and microwaves don't go together...

My mom tried making a smores in then microwave. We couldn't clean it for a week.

[Chishio Kunrin]

I had a fail.. can't remember it... think it had something to do with marshmallows...

Yea, marshmallows and microwaves don't go together...

My mom tried making a smores in then microwave. We couldn't clean it for a week.

Somehow get a bunsen burner. I made s'mores in a Chemistry class once by roasting a marshmallow over a bunsen burner. Of course, that was what our lab was that day.

[PPBG]

Somehow get a bunsen burner. I made s'mores in a Chemistry class once by roasting a marshmallow over a bunsen burner. Of course, that was what our lab was that day.

That's awesome.  Making s'mores in Chemistry... Mmm.

Now how do you want me to jet a Bunsen burner!

[ShadowHeart]

I don't do anything in my chemistry class. My friends always talk about how in their class they make root beer

[hyper drive [HD]]

ice cream. i made ice cream but i ran out of vanilla so i used cream cheese it was not good

[ComputerDeathglare]

Put Greek yougurt in hot chocolate because we had no whipped cream. NEVER TRY!

[Pipkin]

Put Greek yougurt in hot chocolate because we had no whipped cream. NEVER TRY!

That's like putting sweetener in your coffee instead of sugar.   

I actually remember doing this in my favorite diner one day.  My waitress watched me do this and somehow must have known I wouldn't like it.  the dialog before I even tried the coffee:
Her-"I'll get you another coffee"
me-'Why?"
her-"You'll see"*goes for coffee pot*
I took a sip, and realized that was the most revolting thing i've ever had.
she looked at me with that "I told you so" look

[Book Smarts]

Put Greek yougurt in hot chocolate because we had no whipped cream. NEVER TRY!

That does sound gross 

[Pipkin]

Starts playing the Sims
*Penny goes to make Mac and Cheese*
...I think for a second, what was I doing before I jumped on my computer...MAKING MAC AND CHEESE
run out to the kitchen to find the pot boiled dry(I was waiting for the water to boil and forgot I was making anything....)

[ComputerDeathglare]

Pip!


EDIT: Aaand, I just did that with my vegetables. *Facehoof*

[Pipkin]

Merry leavestuffonthestovewhilelaughingatme Day! 
I used to do this with my old coffee maker all the time(make a pot of coffee and forget to shut it off and leave for work),  This was of course in the days of coffee makers that aren't on timers.

Or Tassimos!!!!!!! 

[ComputerDeathglare]

My mom put gravy in her turkey noodle soup.


She dumped it.

[Pipkin]

hmmm

gravy   

turkey noodle soup might be good though

was it at least turkey gravy?

[ComputerDeathglare]

Nop, chikkin.

[Pipkin]

I decided i'd try something different, so I bought a bacon cheeseburger....
...Delissio pizza.

Lets put it this way.  It tasted like Sweetie Belle's toast.


let's try basic pepperoni pizza, and let's not forget to take the cardboard off the bottom this time

[Dreadnaught 308]

I tried to make a recipe from the game Skyrim...lets just say it tasted terrible