Talk like Zecora!

[Tiger]

Now now, you guys are going crazy.
There is no need to compete.
We are all good at rhyming,
This competition is obsolete.

[PPBG]

Now now, you guys are going crazy.
There is no need to compete.
We are all good at rhyming,
This competition is obsolete.

I never said I would partake
In a competition or test
I only stated what trait
I think is best

[HerpyDooves]

Quality is good,
but speed is even better,
for when I'm done typing,
you've only typed one letter!

It's war that I want!
A war fought with rhyming!
Quality is more powerful,
while speed has better timing!

This battle has only just begun,
my little pony friends!
But since I am in the middle,
you might never see the end!

[PPBG]

It's war that I want!
A war fought with rhyming!
Quality is more powerful,
while speed has better timing!

This battle has only just begun,
my little pony friends!
But since I am in the middle,
you might never see the end!

You want to battle? That is very odd
Since you say you're leader of a squad
A squad of ponies who fight for peace
Shouldn't start the battle, they'd make it cease

[HerpyDooves]

My holy herd fights,
for justice and freedom,
but when I'm in battle,
I am going to redeem them!

I try not to start battles,
but when I do,
I would rather sacrifice myself,
before I'd sacrifice you.

I have a heart of gold,
and a soul of light,
but when I meet evil,
be careful, I bite!

Do not fear me,
my little pony,
but don't take me for granite,
for I am no phony.

[PPBG]

So is this your bite
That I will soon face
Tomorrow, tonight
In this poetic race?

[Tiger]

First a contest, now a race?
There's no need to heighten the pace!
All we have to do is relax,
Spend some time with your Snorlax.

[HerpyDooves]

It's not race, anymore,
I've declared a rhyming war!
You better get ready, for this great big battle,
because when I'm done, there'll be only your saddle!

[Little Star]

I have decided to join this thread,
you must be filled with dread!
I shall inform you that my rhymes,
seem as if the were crimes!

[Tiger]

Such a thing to say,
But you will soon pay
When you realise this
Is covered in mist!


((Just to make it rhyme ))

[The Wandering Magus]

So many ponies fighting thus,
Making, with words and rhymes, a fuss.
Though sad, it seems there is no choice,
As ponies here have raised their voice.

I'll do my best to rhyme with ease:
Though you may do quite as you please,
My quality I'll keep intact,
And you can be quite sure of that!

[HerpyDooves]

There is no such thing,
as a friendly conversation,              (stairs  :3)
even on a thread of rhyming,
there will always be frustration.

You ponies asked for a war,
and a war I have gave,
but if you wish not to fight,
I guess I can behave.

[The Wandering Magus]

I think I'll wait to see indeed
What other ponies here might need
Before I join what might become
A battle, fearful, sad and glum.

Yet as a thought before all that,
I'd like of quality to chat.
For I do notice certain things
Which might affect what this thread brings.

If I might say without offense,
(And if you're hurt I'd recompense),
For one, some rhymes you make do seem
The rules of grammar to blaspheme.

But artists write as artists do,
Whatever eldtritch lines ensue,
So I suppose the grammar part
Might simply come out from the art.

I try, no matter what the fun,
To rhyme each line with the next one.
Though I admit my rhythm might
Be rough like an erratic flight.

[PPBG]

There is no such thing,
as a friendly conversation,              (stairs  )
even on a thread of rhyming,
there will always be frustration.

If that's so, how can there be peace!?
Your the one who hopes anger will cease.
Does that mean you never stop and chat?
Or that everyone else is a disagreeing brat?

You ponies asked for a war,
and a war I have gave,
but if you wish not to fight,
I guess I can behave.

Who asked for a war?
It was a test, nothing more
You turned it into a fight
Practically overnight!

Magus simply suggested
That our skills be tested
After your short boast
On how fast you post

[HerpyDooves]

I love all ponies,
I hope you have noticed,
but I am the one,
who is really focused.

I fight for peace,
harmony, and love,
but it is this thread,
so I've had enough

This thread is tearing us apart,
don't you see?
I hope we can come to an agreement,
you and me.

[PPBG]

You say that as if all along
You thought that, never wrong
You always supported the good
Perhaps I mis-understood

I was fine with care-free chat
But you say, "None of that"
"It doesn't even exist!"
How much fun have you missed?

Spoiler: Or... • show

Maybe you committed, just a "little crime"
Lying only to make your words rhyme.

[Salveon]

What I have seen upon this page, has filled me with a sad rage.
Ponies blinded by rhyming, while mistaking their timing.
The art of love and war, lost to those hooved of four.
Think not of difference and hate, but join together and celebrate.
As we are still all the same, so let us not be lame.
And be friends for life, forgetting all our strife.

[PPBG]

What I have seen upon this page, has filled me with a sad rage.
Ponies blinded by rhyming, while mistaking their timing.
The art of love and war, lost to those hooved of four.
Think not of difference and hate, but join together and celebrate.
As we are still all the same, so let us not be lame.
And be friends for life, forgetting all our strife.

Yes, I completely agree
With you to a degree
But I think it's neat
If we, friendly, compete

Of course, at this time
This 'test' of rhyme
Has gone a bit to far
To a fight from a spar

[Salveon]

What I have seen upon this page, has filled me with a sad rage.
Ponies blinded by rhyming, while mistaking their timing.
The art of love and war, lost to those hooved of four.
Think not of difference and hate, but join together and celebrate.
As we are still all the same, so let us not be lame.
And be friends for life, forgetting all our strife.

Yes, I completely agree
With you to a degree
But I think it's neat
If we, friendly, compete

Of course, at this time
This 'test' of rhyme
Has gone a bit to far
To a fight from a spar

Good to see that one here, has morals of which to adhere.
They say that no army of men, can defeat one with a pen.
Why smite and burn the land, when we can share a helping hand.
PPBG you philosophical fellow, I wish to utter you a simple "Hello."
And ask you for some time to spend, and please become my friend.
Great times we will have, and hopefully hate we can halve.

[Tiger]

I feel we've all learned
Not to fight with rhymes
Now let's just
Savour the good times