Accident Stories

[Stitchin Time]

I fell off the top bunk of a bunk bed. They wonder why I'm not right in the head.

Once, when I was 4, I gulped down something I wasn't of the legal age to drink. I didn't know. I thought it was something else. I drank it so fast that I didn't taste it until after I stopped. I thought "Ew, this is nasty." and promptly blacked out.

These days, I wonder what effect it had on my brain. Could explain the random derps where my brain has me inhale while I'm drinking something.

-Orders vigirn daquiri and makes that clear.
-Is an idiot and takes huge sip.
-Has an alcohol induced headache for the rest of the day.

Happened twice.

[Lucien]

I fell off the top bunk of a bunk bed. They wonder why I'm not right in the head.

Once, when I was 4, I gulped down something I wasn't of the legal age to drink. I didn't know. I thought it was something else. I drank it so fast that I didn't taste it until after I stopped. I thought "Ew, this is nasty." and promptly blacked out.

These days, I wonder what effect it had on my brain. Could explain the random derps where my brain has me inhale while I'm drinking something.

-Orders vigirn daquiri and makes that clear.
-Is an idiot and takes huge sip.
-Has an alcohol induced headache for the rest of the day.

Happened twice.

My mom makes cordials and stuff, and I remember my mom crushing raspberries for the juice, and I remember seeing the juice in the fridge, in a jar. I took a sip, and immediately was like "What the heck did she put in that juice?" And then realized it was a raspberry cordial. I hadn't swallowed the stuff yet so I spit it out in the sink. xD It was bitter and well, nasty for me, though I bet some people liked it.

[AAA13]

Whenever I sleep on the top bunk, I wake up either hanging out halfway or in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
When I sleep on a normal bed,most of the time I end up wrapped up like a mummy and struggling to breath.

BUT, when I sleep on the floor, I find it strangly comfy and fall sleep in 10 mins once I finish reading.

I've almost been killed by a normal bed or a bunk at least 300 times in two years.

[The Wandering Magus]

fell down a flight of stairs once

[Nala Valor]

In 1rst grade, primary school, I was on a wooden bench swinging around on it. I fell and the bench fell on my hand. My middle finger broke

[The Wandering Magus]

i have lots of splinter stories...

[Tekner]

Once when on a cub scout jamboree (retreat-esque thing) I sat around a campfire with all my friends as we ate smores. We eventually ran out and had to make more, and I volunteered to help. I took two crackers, stuck a marshmallow in the middle, and then stuck a bar of chocolate in the middle. Then I stared at it for a second and realized that I can't just hold it in the fire to melt it (or I'd severely burn my hand obviously), so in an incredible feat of intelligence I grabbed one of the sharp, metal prongs used for toasting marshmallows and proceeded to shove the prong through the smore. Because of the chocolate bar I put in there, it didn't want to go through anything more than the first cracker and marshmallow. So I laid the smore on one hand, and used the other to push the prong as hard as I could. After I finally got the prong through the smore, I had a sudden, apprehensive feeling that something wasn't quite right... A few moments later I realized that the hand I rested the smore on was stinging, and every time I moved the smore or prong, it stung even more. Apparently I shoved the metal prong into my hand, through my skin and muscle, but thankfully not through my bone. As deep as it was, it healed in about a month afterward . And let me tell you... It was a [insert derogatory term meaning female dog] to get out.

[The Wandering Magus]

Once when on a cub scout jamboree (retreat-esque thing) I sat around a campfire with all my friends as we ate smores. We eventually ran out and had to make more, and I volunteered to help. I took two crackers, stuck a marshmallow in the middle, and then stuck a bar of chocolate in the middle. Then I stared at it for a second and realized that I can't just hold it in the fire to melt it (or I'd severely burn my hand obviously), so in an incredible feat of intelligence I grabbed one of the sharp, metal prongs used for toasting marshmallows and proceeded to shove the prong through the smore. Because of the chocolate bar I put in there, it didn't want to go through anything more than the first cracker and marshmallow. So I laid the smore on one hand, and used the other to push the prong as hard as I could. After I finally got the prong through the smore, I had a sudden, apprehensive feeling that something wasn't quite right... A few moments later I realized that the hand I rested the smore on was stinging, and every time I moved the smore or prong, it stung even more. Apparently I shoved the metal prong into my hand, through my skin and muscle, but thankfully not through my bone. As deep as it was, it healed in about a month afterward . And let me tell you... It was a [insert derogatory term meaning female dog] to get out.

dang is there a scar?

[Tekner]

dang is there a scar?

Nope!

Oh! I remember someone telling me that when I was a baby, I apparently swallowed a metal ring on accident. Let me tell you, my parents never unwrapped a gift like that before!

[Lord of Madness]

I have had 3 pencils accidentally go through my hand :T

[byndbored]

I have had 3 pencils accidentally go through my hand :T

How deep?

[Lord of Madness]

most of the way through one of them went ALL the way through.

[Stitchin Time]

Oh my Celestia.

[Chishio Kunrin]

My friend did something stupid once in middle school. At his house, he decided to use a lighter and bug spray to make a flamethrower... in his kitchen. He and I each have a plastic cup from the camp we went to in 5th grade with pretty much every other 5th grader from school. Well, his cup caught on fire, so he picked it up, ran out to his backyard, and threw it on the ground. Melted plastic got on his middle finger, so he grabbed it and pulled it off. The flesh on his finger came with it. I wasn't there, but that's what he told me happened, and he showed me under his bandage at school.

[Lord of Madness]

My friend did something stupid once in middle school. At his house, he decided to use a lighter and bug spray to make a flamethrower... in his kitchen. He and I each have a plastic cup from the camp we went to in 5th grade with pretty much every other 5th grader from school. Well, his cup caught on fire, so he picked it up, ran out to his backyard, and threw it on the ground. Melted plastic got on his middle finger, so he grabbed it and pulled it off. The flesh on his finger came with it. I wasn't there, but that's what he told me happened, and he showed me under his bandage at school.

what kind of bandage was it?

[Chishio Kunrin]

My friend did something stupid once in middle school. At his house, he decided to use a lighter and bug spray to make a flamethrower... in his kitchen. He and I each have a plastic cup from the camp we went to in 5th grade with pretty much every other 5th grader from school. Well, his cup caught on fire, so he picked it up, ran out to his backyard, and threw it on the ground. Melted plastic got on his middle finger, so he grabbed it and pulled it off. The flesh on his finger came with it. I wasn't there, but that's what he told me happened, and he showed me under his bandage at school.

what kind of bandage was it?

It was kind of big, considering the hole took up the area between his knuckle and the first finger joint.

[AAA13]

My friend did something stupid once in middle school. At his house, he decided to use a lighter and bug spray to make a flamethrower... in his kitchen. He and I each have a plastic cup from the camp we went to in 5th grade with pretty much every other 5th grader from school. Well, his cup caught on fire, so he picked it up, ran out to his backyard, and threw it on the ground. Melted plastic got on his middle finger, so he grabbed it and pulled it off. The flesh on his finger came with it. I wasn't there, but that's what he told me happened, and he showed me under his bandage at school.

Eww... Just, just, just... EWWW!!!

[The Wandering Magus]

swallowed all SORTS of things as a foal...

[Book Smarts]

swallowed all SORTS of things as a foal...

Yeah, I'm sure if they scanned my stomach, they would a find a penny or two 

[Stitchin Time]

Sliced my hand up with glass during art class.