Accident Stories

[AAA13]

For some reason, it was years before I finally managed to make it to a toilet on my own when vomiting. I think I was like... 17 or something the first time I puked somewhere other than the floor without someone's help.

...

Just... just ...

I never got the warning feelings until immediately before I puked.

One time, my mom had me take a pill to feel better. I washed it down with some cold water. But then almost immediately after, I got up, gagged, my mom brought the trash can, and I puked up the water. It was still cold and flavorless.

I puked in my water bottle last monday... I had to clean it out 10 times and I got sent home from school

[The Wandering Magus]

was drinking something when somepony told a joke once...

[Chishio Kunrin]

I choked on a tiny piece of York Peppermint Patty once. So delicious, but not fun to choke on.

[AAA13]

was drinking something when somepony told a joke once...

Been there, done that.

Spraying Fanta from your nose ain't pretty or fun.
Especially when you have a horrible cold.

[The Wandering Magus]

i have a feeling HOT tea is worse xD

[AAA13]

i have a feeling HOT tea is worse xD

Definatly.
Just ask my grandad.
He should know.

[The Wandering Magus]

choking on hot liquids, always "fun"

[AAA13]

choking on hot liquids, always "fun"

Yeah, so's having a chunk of your eye gouged out.
Accidentaly.
Again, just ask my grandad.

[Book Smarts]

was drinking something when somepony told a joke once...

Been there, done that.

Spraying Fanta from your nose ain't pretty or fun.
Especially when you have a horrible cold.

Happened to me with chocolate milk 

[The Wandering Magus]

or nearly getting yourself hurt badly because you were an idiot and thought the grinding stone was "cool"

[AAA13]

was drinking something when somepony told a joke once...

Been there, done that.

Spraying Fanta from your nose ain't pretty or fun.
Especially when you have a horrible cold.

Happened to me with chocolate milk 

I had snot+fizz goin everywhere.

[The Wandering Magus]

burned nasal passage and nice little trip to the doctor

[AAA13]

burned nasal passage and nice little trip to the doctor

Why does that happen with FIZZY?!?
Fizzys not even hot!
My grandad cant smell very well since the tea thing though...

[Chishio Kunrin]

My brain derps sometimes when I'm drinking something. I've said this before, but I think AAA13 hasn't heard. Sometimes when I'm drinking something, my brain decides to make me inhale, and then I start choking.

[AAA13]

My brain derps sometimes when I'm drinking something. I've said this before, but I think AAA13 hasn't heard. Sometimes when I'm drinking something, my brain decides to make me inhale, and then I start choking.

ohhh.... hhhhff...

[Rissian]

After I hit my head on the edge of my cousins PS3 because it was sitting on the couch I got random headaches every now and then but as the days went by the random headaches slowly got farther apart until they eventually went away.

(I've hit my head by accident before but it's never resulted in random headaches for a week, until that happened.)

[Book Smarts]

Got my foot caught in a vacuum cleaner wire while running and I fell face first to the ground 

[The Wandering Magus]

smacked my head against the sharp part of a fence while gardening once

[AAA13]

smacked my head against the sharp part of a fence while gardening once

Man, we're all accident prone.
If we ever meet in real life, remind me not to have any sharp things near-by, and to pad the ground with bubble wrap.

^ Who doesn't like bubble wrap???

Back to topic:
I was walking around outside when I was 3 and got a rock the size of a cough-drop stuck in my foot.
I got it taken out at hospital.
Same time next year, a smaller rock, resulting in Dad's tweasers and a trip to the doctors to get it bandadged.

[The Wandering Magus]

speaking of bubble wrap... it might be a bad idea to have that around too