Oh, silly brain

[PrincessButton]

Brain: It's national dance day...why u no dance?
Me: ....internet.

[AAA13]

Brain: -sits in jar waiting for me to get back- Well, this in't so bad I guess... I'm not around her anymore... OMG WHAT IS THAT?!?  ITS A SPIDER!!! ARRGH ITS CRAWLING INTO THE JAR!!! ARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Me: -walks back in- Oh hai Brian! You made a friend -walks out again-
Brain: What... just... happened...? -realises the spiders still there and freaks out again-

[Bon Bon]

Brain:  I love you so much.
Me: Remember that.

[AAA13]

Brain: -sits in jar waiting for me to get back- Well, this in't so bad I guess... I'm not around her anymore... OMG WHAT IS THAT?!?  ITS A SPIDER!!! ARRGH ITS CRAWLING INTO THE JAR!!! ARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Me: -walks back in- Oh hai Brian! You made a friend -walks out again-
Brain: What... just... happened...? -realises the spiders still there and freaks out again-

(yup I'm quoting my own post)
Baby Spider: Hi. -pokes brain- Your squishy. -pokes again-
Brain: STOP THAT!!!
Baby Spider:  MOMMY!!!
Mommy Spider: GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Brain: AAA13 HEEELLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!! -thinks OMG Im calling the crazy girl - HELP!!!
Me: Oh Hai baby and mommy spider! You mind leaving brian alone?
Baby spider: HE YELLED AT ME!!!
Me: BRUNO!
Bruno the wolf: -runs in-
Me: Get him!!!
Bruno the wolf: GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! -jumps on jar and pulls out brain-
Me: -puts brain in head the drinks a slushy way to fast-
Brain: BRAIN FREEEEEZEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Me: Ya its your punishment! -gives bruno a deer leg-
Bruno:
Brain:
Me:

[Lord of Madness]

Brain: this tastes like lemon
Me: but its... pumpkin pie...
Brain: ... I know... he... hehe...
Me: NOOOOOOO

[Chishio Kunrin]

Brain: Hay feel that on your leg?
Me: ya...
Brain: now ya don't he.. hehe... where did it go?
Me: wait WHAT!??!!

me: *Has cell phone on vibrate in my pocket*
brain: Hey, feel that on your leg? You just got a text message!
me: *Checks phone. Nothing* .... Why did I feel that?
brain: I have no idea.

Brain: this tastes like lemon
Me: but its... pumpkin pie...
Brain: ... I know... he... hehe...
Me: NOOOOOOO

brain: Real fruit juice banana popsicle, huh?
me: Yep.
brain: It tastes like pineapple.
me: 

[Book Smarts]

*A creeper appears*

Brain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Chishio Kunrin]

*A creeper appears*

Brain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

me: *Watching a Yogscast Minecraft video*
creeper: *Appears*
brain: CREEPER!
me: AHH!
Simon: OH GOD!
Lewis: AHH!
Simon: AHHHHHH!!!!

[Lord of Madness]

Spoiler: show

*A creeper appears*

Brain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

me: *Watching a Yogscas

t Minecraft video*
creeper: *Appears*
brain: CREEPER!
me: AHH!
Simon: OH GOD!
Lewis: AHH!
Simon: AHHHHHH!!!!

Me:*playing mabinogi. suddenly random enemy runs up from OUT OF NOWHERE!*
Brain: GIHIAHOGIAEOI PANIC!! I hve no clue WHAT TO tell you to DO!!!
Me: AAAAAHHHHHH
Brain: great idea lets do that AAAAHHHHH!!!

[Book Smarts]

Flying a helicopter in a game makes me sing Flight of the Valkyries in my head 

[Johannes]

*Listening music. Only hears with with right ear because bad earphones*
(Also alone at home)

Brain: Your left ear is now deaf.
Me: What?! It can't be! *checks*
Brain: LOL!

[Firefly]

Brain:*Some weird form of facehoof*

did it poke itself XDD

[AAA13]

Brain: -finally stops having brain freeze- Haaaaaaaa..... Shes finally gone! WOHOOO!!!!
Me: -in other room- So, bruno, think you Scared him? You know, due to the fact that your dead and all.
Bruno: Bark! -vanishes into nothing-
Brain: -sees him vanish through AAA13's eyes-

[Cryoid]

*Spider appears*

Me: Oh my god spider!
Brain: Squish it ! Squish it! Squish it!
Me: *Grabs shoe and slams down on the spider* BEGONE DEMON!!!!
Brain: This concludes our Spider invasion test for today.  Thanks for participating!

[Zygrograxgra]

Me: Time to go to bed!
Brain: LOLNOPE *insert random thought here
Me: Stoopid brain.

Me: Oh boy, sleep time!
Brain: No, have a scary thought from years ago.
Me: STOOPID BRAIN

Me: Let's focus
Brain: Okay, I'll be nice a- FLY!
Me: STOOPID BRAIN FOCUS
Brain: FLY FLY FLY FLY FLY FLY oh look a cute kitten FLY FLY FLY FLY

Me: time to look at stories!
Brain: time to screw with you!
Me: You're not even trying.

Brain: SQUIRREL
Me: That's enough, stop.
Brain: No.

[AAA13]

*Spider appears*

Me: Oh my god spider!
Brain: Squish it ! Squish it! Squish it!
Me: *Grabs shoe and slams down on the spider* BEGONE DEMON!!!!
Brain: This concludes our Spider invasion test for today.  Thanks for participating!

Brain: Wow AAA13, are you sure your not related to this guy? You said the same thing a few days ago to a spider who tried to bite you...
Me: Yeah but it wasn't one of my pet spiders, like mommy and baby spider are.
Brain: Your scaring me...
Me: -puts a dead fly in brains jar-
Brain: AHHH GERMS!!!!
Me: You want gremlins brain? Okey! -puts mini grems in jar too-
Brain:

[Chishio Kunrin]

me: *Watching a Dead Space 2 video*
brain: Look over there, an ad for some kind of Italian food stuff.
me: Mhm. I don't really like most Italian food.
brain: But Italian desserts look yummy.
me: Yep-- OHGOD, necromorph!
brain: You should look up a list of Italian desserts.
me: This is so creepy.
brain: Do it now.
me: Fine. *Pauses video and goes to Wikipedia*

[Zygrograxgra]

Me: *le walking along
Brain: *le walking other way

Me: Ow, don't hit me guys...
Brain: *le thinking up horrible and evil ways to get revenge

Me: Why is my heart pumping so fast I can see my ENTIRE torso pump in SYNC?
Brain: lolidunno

Me: Brain, why are you so stoopid?
Brain: You do realize I'm the one in control of your body, right?
Me: Wouldn't that make us the same, or am I somehow not me?
Brain: lolidunno

Brain: Maybe if we keep on wishing several dozen times a day out loud we'll go to Equestria!
Me: *reaction in spoiler below*

Spoiler: show

Brain: Oh hush, just do it.
Me: Fine...
(going strong for about three weeks I think? Still no Equestria.)

Brain: Unce unce unce unce
Me: Unce unce unce unce
Brain: Wub wub wub
Me: Wub wub wub
Brain: Unce unce unce unce
Me: Unce unce unce unce
Brain: Wub wub wub
Me: Wub wub wub

Brain: *le derping
Me: Focus stoopid brain!

Me: Let us see how this wiring in this mod works...
Brain: Is that a nuke?
Me: Yes...
Brain: LET'S BLOW IT UP!
Me: Fine...
*le set four down and a lever, activate lever, run and turn
Brain: ...
Me: ...
Brain: ...
Me: ...
Brain: y it no go off?
Me: Because it still needs time to explode for safety reasons.
Brain: can we get closer?
Me: Fine...
*le getting closer
Brain: Closer! Closer! CLO-
*le massive booms

[Lord of Madness]

Me: ok now to read the agreement form
Brain: Nope 
Me: *just hits agree*

[DrizzleMutt]

That is all.