Oh, silly brain

[Giggle Tail]

Am I the only one who never read that evil, evil fanfic?!?! 

[Chishio Kunrin]

Am I the only one who never read that evil, evil fanfic?!?! 

I haven't.

brain: Look, something's moving on the desk.
me: *Looks*
brain: IT'S A SPIDER!
me: AHH!
brain: Wait, it's just a bug.
me: Just a bug. *Flicks the bug* Stupid bug.

[Giggle Tail]

Me: Must....stop.....wasting time....on LoE forum....and actually work.....on writing.....

Brain: Yeah, yeah, eventually.

Me: .....You've been saying that since we got up this mor--

Brain: SHUT UP AND KEEP FORUM BROWSING.

[Lord of Madness]

Brain: do you feel that on your leg
Me: O__O
Brain: OMG ITS THE GRUDGE!
Me: ADIOFJAOIEO;AKH;OIE
Brain: no wait thats Herbert your spider 
Me: X_X *heart attack from grudge*

[Johannes]

*random pain in chest*
Brain: That's it. The end is here.
Me:

[Giggle Tail]

*random pain in chest*
Brain: That's it. The end is here.
Me:

I've had that one.  It stinks 

[Lord of Madness]

*random pain in chest*
Brain: That's it. The end is here.
Me:

I've had that one.  It stinks 

me: *gets up to fast and everything starts going dark from lack of blood to the brain*
Brain: ab... lesa poda... ainhdg... durrrrrrrr....
Me: 

[Sea Foam]

Brain: do you feel that on your leg
Me: O__O
Brain: OMG ITS THE GRUDGE!
Me: ADIOFJAOIEO;AKH;OIE
Brain: no wait thats Herbert your spider 
Me: X_X *heart attack from grudge*

A friend and I watched the Grudge once. We laughed through the whole movie. We named him Smee and the main girl Saucy Susan.... It the funniest movie I've ever seen.
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Me: Brain, I think it's time we go to be-

Brain: WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT... WE CAN FIND!

Me: Brain, I'm serious.

Brain: WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME LITTLE GIRL!

Me: Please, I'm tired.

Brain: ON THE MAGIC CARPET RIDE!

Me: Please stop singing!

Brain: WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT... WE CAN SEE!

Me: Brain!

Brain: WHY DON'T YOU TELL YOUR DREAMS TO ME!

Me: *sigh*  Fantasy will set you free.....

[Little Judas]

Me: Brain, I think it's time we go to be-

Brain: WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT... WE CAN FIND!

Me: Brain, I'm serious.

Brain: WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME LITTLE GIRL!

Me: Please, I'm tired.

Brain: ON THE MAGIC CARPET RIDE!

Me: Please stop singing!

Brain: WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT... WE CAN SEE!

Me: Brain!

Brain: WHY DON'T YOU TELL YOUR DREAMS TO ME!

Me: *sigh*  Fantasy will set you free.....

Brain & Me: CLOSE YOUR EYES GIRL!
                   LOOK INSIDE GIRL!
                   LET THE SOUND TAKE YOU AWAY!

[Sea Foam]

Me: Brain, I think it's time we go to be-

Brain: WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT... WE CAN FIND!

Me: Brain, I'm serious.

Brain: WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME LITTLE GIRL!

Me: Please, I'm tired.

Brain: ON THE MAGIC CARPET RIDE!

Me: Please stop singing!

Brain: WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT... WE CAN SEE!

Me: Brain!

Brain: WHY DON'T YOU TELL YOUR DREAMS TO ME!

Me: *sigh*  Fantasy will set you free.....

Brain & Me: CLOSE YOUR EYES GIRL!
                   LOOK INSIDE GIRL!
                   LET THE SOUND TAKE YOU AWAY!

Spoiler: show

[The Wandering Magus]

me: essay due in three hou-
brain: MUST. SURF. LOE
me: we don't have TIME for th-
brain: MAKE TIME!!
me: 

[Giggle Tail]

Brain: Booooooorrrreed......

Me: Hey, I'm not a fan of homework either, but--

Brain: JUST TAKE A BREAK TO WEB SURF

Me: We just took a break a few minutes ag--

Brain: But I'm BOOOOOORRRREEEEEDD!!!!!

Me: *grumble* FINE 

[The Wandering Magus]

me: walking to school takes half an hour, so I should start in-
brain: JUST. FIVE. MORE. MINUTES. OF. PONY!!
me: there's no time, I'll be la-
brain: THEN RUN TO CLASS IN FIVE MINUTES!!!
me: that's impossi-
brain: MAKE IT POSSIBLE
me:

[Lord of Madness]

Brain: Cinnamon challenge...
Me: OK
*later*
Me: brain.... i hate you sometimes...

[Johannes]

Me: Time to go to sleep!
Brain: Hey! Have this awesome idea! You must draw it!
Me: I'm too tired...
Brain: Draw it!
Me: Okay...

[Chishio Kunrin]

Used to -
brain: Hey, here's a pretty cool creature. You should draw it.
me: I'm trying to sleep. I'll draw it tomorrow.
brain: Fiiine. *Keeps developing more detail*
*Next morning*
me: What was that creature I was gonna draw again?
brain: I forgot.

[The Wandering Magus]

non-pony:

me: excessive eating can cause me to gain weight, I should-
brain: EAT FOOD!
me: but I don't want to be-
brain: GOOD FOOD! EAT MUCH!
me: no!
brain: YES
me:

[Lord of Madness]

Brain: you think the pan is still hot?
Me:isnt that what your for?
Brain: maaaaybe...
Me: 

[The Wandering Magus]

brain: hey, go touch the stove!
me: why would I ever do that?
brain: BECAUSE
me: *touch* "YEEEOOOUCH!"
brain: *whistling*
me:

[Cryoid]

Brain:  *Imagines drawing something*  There, do what I did just there
Me:  Okay!
Brain:  Um...
Me: ...
Brain: ...
Me: ...
Brain:  *Imagines drawing stickman* There, try that